Do Not Share Apple.... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Babes_Cat · 03-03-2003, 06:08 PM

::Note::

Sharing an apple with someone is hard to do. Not the "I eat this half you eat that" or the "I get it first then I'll give it to you" but the oh so popular "We can eat it at the same time."

Wow, its really freaky when you go to take a bite of the apple at the same time and bang heads Ow.... from now on, I'm making sure I bring a good piece of fruit to lunch, I don't want to have to share an apple again.

Me: Joc, can I have your apple?
Joc: No.... *few mins later.* You can have some bites if you want.
Me: I want.

Joc: Fine, we can share.
Me:

Yum. *takes bite*
Joc: *looks at apple* WOAH! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
Me: um... took a bite?
Joc: YOU TOOK A HUGE BITE!
Me: That's how I bite.
Joc: *shakes head* Wow...
Me: Ok, how come you have a bigger mouth than I do but you take smaller bites? (We have compared retainers before,

, she does have a much bigger mouth.)
Joc: *shrugs* At least I don't maul it.
Me:

*goes for a bite*
Joc: *goes for a bite*

*rubs head* Owwie.... my poor head.

Right?

Sorry, I'm weird.

Kay Scarpetta · 03-03-2003, 06:20 PM

That convo sounds strangely familiar. That's something Allyssa and I would say.....

Babes_Cat · 03-03-2003, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Karly
That convo sounds strangely familiar. That's something Allyssa and I would say.....

Kay, we have weird friends.

Babes_Cat · 03-03-2003, 07:36 PM

Yeah, there was this loud -crack- Ew.

FOLrocks1 · 03-03-2003, 07:45 PM

LOL

fr00ti · 03-03-2003, 08:31 PM

Ouch LOL

Kay Scarpetta · 03-03-2003, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by Babes_Cat
Kay, we have weird friends.

Yes.

Babes_Cat · 03-03-2003, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Karly

Yes.

Miss. Pine Tree.

Kay Scarpetta · 03-03-2003, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Babes_Cat
Miss. Pine Tree.

That was great today

Mr. Shy Guy · 03-03-2003, 11:53 PM

Babes_Cat · 03-04-2003, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Karly

That was great today

Kay Scarpetta · 03-04-2003, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by Babes_Cat

Babes_Cat · 03-04-2003, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Miss Karly

03-03-2003, 06:08 PM	#1
Babes_Cat Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: massachusetts Posts: 34,145	Do Not Share Apple.... ::Note:: Sharing an apple with someone is hard to do. Not the "I eat this half you eat that" or the "I get it first then I'll give it to you" but the oh so popular "We can eat it at the same time." Wow, its really freaky when you go to take a bite of the apple at the same time and bang heads Ow.... from now on, I'm making sure I bring a good piece of fruit to lunch, I don't want to have to share an apple again. Me: Joc, can I have your apple? Joc: No.... few mins later. You can have some bites if you want. Me: I want. Joc: Fine, we can share. Me: Yum. takes bite Joc: looks at apple WOAH! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! Me: um... took a bite? Joc: YOU TOOK A HUGE BITE! Me: That's how I bite. Joc: shakes head Wow... Me: Ok, how come you have a bigger mouth than I do but you take smaller bites? (We have compared retainers before, , she does have a much bigger mouth.) Joc: shrugs At least I don't maul it. Me: goes for a bite Joc: goes for a bite rubs head Owwie.... my poor head. Right? Sorry, I'm weird.

03-03-2003, 06:20 PM	#2
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	That convo sounds strangely familiar. That's something Allyssa and I would say.....
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03-03-2003, 07:45 PM	#5
FOLrocks1 My favorite ladies! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,103	LOL
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03-03-2003, 08:31 PM	#6
fr00ti Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 16, 2002 Posts: 12,846	Ouch LOL
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03-03-2003, 07:36 PM	#4
Babes_Cat Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: massachusetts Posts: 34,145	Yeah, there was this loud -crack- Ew.