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flutterby01 · 02-19-2003, 09:34 PM

Ok, I know it might be hard to narrow it down to one or two, but what are some of your favorite "Friends" lines?

My personal favorites have to be:

Joey: Look at me, I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes?

Joey: Check it out, some girl ate Monica!
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds!
Chandler: So, how many cameras are actually on you?

Ross: I, Ross, take thee Rachel...

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AnaheimPMWitch · 02-20-2003, 01:13 AM

Gosh thats really Hard I mean theres been alot
heres a few of them from the London Ep
"LONDON BABY!!!" -Joey
(I dont remember the EXACT qoute) "she said JOEY put the Camera away"-Chandler
and from the football Ep
"WOOHOO the Dutch Girl Picked me Holland loves Chandler"

~LadyJess~ · 02-20-2003, 12:32 PM

This is so hard, I'm constantly reciting lines from the show in natural conversation.

Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
Joey: That's right, I'm taking the essence!

Oh and another little favorite of mine during the Thanksgiving episode where Chandler is pretending to watch the football game (which just happens to be the Lions game):

Chandler: Oh yeah, Anderson just scored again. (To Phoebe): There is no Anderson.

I only like that because there actually is an Anderson.

And then when Phoebe says the Lions actually won. Yay!

w6xrl4 · 02-21-2003, 03:10 PM

Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!

LucyCompanyPhan · 02-22-2003, 09:09 PM

Monica: I know!!

Phoebe: No, I'm a postive person, your like Santa Claus on prozac in disney land getting laid!

chandler: somewhere out there, there is a man with a triquilier gun & a giant butterfly net looking for that man.

Phoebe: Here's something rich...#? in this place and i throw up in the coat closet.

Central Perk · 02-22-2003, 11:14 PM

Ross : Hey, y'know, Mon, if things work out between you and Richard’s son, you’d be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather.
Monica : Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!!

Joey: It just seems so futile. All these women and...nothing. It's like I'm Superman without my powers. I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Chandler: Now you understand how I feel every single day. The whole world is my lesbian wedding.

Ross: Ben, this is everybody.
Everybody: Hi Ben!
Pheebs: Susan, he looks just like you!

LucyCompanyPhan · 02-23-2003, 02:06 AM

Joey: Sup? Sup dude
Chandler:Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So you're playing a little Playstation huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack! Sup with the whack Playstation,'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes! on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen.

Ross:You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket over a chair?
Joey: Yea
Ross: Well at her place, instead of a jacket, its a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, its a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time and garbage is all that has survived!

Chandler:the cushions are the essence of the chair!
Joey: THAT'S RIGHT! I'm taking the ESSENCE

Phoebe: They don't know we know they know we know!

Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name!

flutey · 02-23-2003, 01:35 PM

the line where someone's kissing her b-friend, because his child has a play date with a stripper's child.

"There, now who are you going to be thinking about?"
"You just turned him on & sent him to a stripper"

ok so not "exact" quotes, but *LOL

LucyCompanyPhan · 02-23-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by flutey
the line where someone's kissing her b-friend, because his child has a play date with a stripper's child.

"There, now who are you going to be thinking about?"
"You just turned him on & sent him to a stripper"

ok so not "exact" quotes, but *LOL

I know what line your talking about.. its when Ross has a play date for ben with a Strippers son and Rachel gives Ross this really sexy kiss and then she goes to chandler

Rachel: There's a kiss he's not going to forget for a while
Chandler: That, or you just turned him on and sent him to a stripper.

im not sure those are the exact lines either.. but hey! we can work around them. lol thats a really funny quote i forgot about that one

another Line i wanna add is:

Rachel: How can you watch this, aren't you scared?
Joey: Terrified.

LucyCompanyPhan · 02-23-2003, 05:57 PM

ooo heres another line i love:

Joey: You didn't cry when Bambi died?
Chandler: Yes, it was very sad when they stopped drawing the deer.

Phoebe: Its things like this is why your BURNING IN HELL

Phoebe: We could eat the wax, its orgaic
Chandler: ewww food with hair on
Phoebe: not the used wax
Chandler: Because that would be crazy

MagicDust1488 · 02-25-2003, 11:36 AM

Joey's pick-up line: How you doin'?

flutey · 02-26-2003, 01:03 AM

LucyCompanyPhan: Yes, you're quote's MUCH closer than mine *L

There are some GREAT quotes here, ahhh the memories

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Originally posted by LucyCompanyPhan
Phoebe: Here's something rich...#? in this place and i throw up in the coat closet.

Yea, she's saying something like "there's 13 bathroom's in this place & I just threw up in the coat closet" or just closet...or it's some # of bathrooms in the house..

I can still hear that fake voice she used too *L, it was the episode where she met that guy's parents, was it Mike's parents she met?

LucyCompanyPhan · 02-26-2003, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by flutey
LucyCompanyPhan: Yes, you're quote's MUCH closer than mine *L

There are some GREAT quotes here, ahhh the memories

Yea, she's saying something like "there's 13 bathroom's in this place & I just threw up in the coat closet" or just closet...or it's some # of bathrooms in the house..

I can still hear that fake voice she used too *L, it was the episode where she met that guy's parents, was it Mike's parents she met?

lol yea i think its 13, i wasn't a 100 percent sure tho. But, hey we don't need to have exact quotes, as long as we know what we are talking about.

Yeah it was Mike's parents she met. That was one of Phoebes best storylines.. i loved her voice. I liked when Mike tried to talk like that... and he said "Not Phoebe" LMAO im cracking up just thinking about it

gdcastro · 03-05-2003, 01:36 AM

How ya doin!!!

Ken Adams!!!! (where Joey was telling Rachael that the Europe Magic sex story came from him) "TOW the red sweater"

WE WERE ON A BREAK

Chandler: When Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he ends up sleeping with it. "TOW with the hot nanny"

~LadyJess~ · 03-05-2003, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by gdcastro
Ken Adams!!!! (where Joey was telling Rachael that the Europe Magic sex story came from him) "TOW the red sweater"

OMG, that quote is great! I love the look on Joey's face when Rachel starts to tell the Europe story.

02-19-2003, 09:34 PM	#1
flutterby01 ALIAS!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 337	Favorite lines? Ok, I know it might be hard to narrow it down to one or two, but what are some of your favorite "Friends" lines? My personal favorites have to be: Joey: Look at me, I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes? Joey: Check it out, some girl ate Monica! Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds! Chandler: So, how many cameras are actually on you? Ross: I, Ross, take thee Rachel... ---- Alex P. Keaton: I didn't lose the spelling bee, I just refused to spell 'Democrat!'

02-20-2003, 01:13 AM	#2
AnaheimPMWitch AKA CaitlinMoore2002 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 08, 2002 Location: in the Las Vegas Crime Lab hangin with Nick and Sara Posts: 4,973	Gosh thats really Hard I mean theres been alot heres a few of them from the London Ep "LONDON BABY!!!" -Joey (I dont remember the EXACT qoute) "she said JOEY put the Camera away"-Chandler and from the football Ep "WOOHOO the Dutch Girl Picked me Holland loves Chandler"
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02-20-2003, 12:32 PM	#3
~LadyJess~ Football Chick Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 15, 2002 Location: At the Shamrock doing shots with Mo Posts: 8,260	This is so hard, I'm constantly reciting lines from the show in natural conversation. Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair! Joey: That's right, I'm taking the essence! Oh and another little favorite of mine during the Thanksgiving episode where Chandler is pretending to watch the football game (which just happens to be the Lions game): Chandler: Oh yeah, Anderson just scored again. (To Phoebe): There is no Anderson. I only like that because there actually is an Anderson. And then when Phoebe says the Lions actually won. Yay!
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02-22-2003, 09:09 PM	#5
LucyCompanyPhan Hollywood Senior Member Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Location: a far away place in sitcomville Posts: 2,254	Monica: I know!! Phoebe: No, I'm a postive person, your like Santa Claus on prozac in disney land getting laid! chandler: somewhere out there, there is a man with a triquilier gun & a giant butterfly net looking for that man. Phoebe: Here's something rich...#? in this place and i throw up in the coat closet.
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02-23-2003, 01:35 PM	#8
flutey Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 12, 2003 Location: MO Posts: 88	the line where someone's kissing her b-friend, because his child has a play date with a stripper's child. "There, now who are you going to be thinking about?" "You just turned him on & sent him to a stripper" ok so not "exact" quotes, but *LOL
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02-21-2003, 03:10 PM	#4
w6xrl4 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 08, 2003 Location: nyc Posts: 79	Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!

02-22-2003, 11:14 PM	#6
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	Ross : Hey, y'know, Mon, if things work out between you and Richard’s son, you’d be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather. Monica : Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!! Joey: It just seems so futile. All these women and...nothing. It's like I'm Superman without my powers. I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly. Chandler: Now you understand how I feel every single day. The whole world is my lesbian wedding. Ross: Ben, this is everybody. Everybody: Hi Ben! Pheebs: Susan, he looks just like you!

02-23-2003, 02:06 AM	#7
LucyCompanyPhan Hollywood Senior Member Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Location: a far away place in sitcomville Posts: 2,254	Joey: Sup? Sup dude Chandler:Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me. Joey: So you're playing a little Playstation huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack! Sup with the whack Playstation,'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what? Chandler: Yes! on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen. Ross:You know how at the end of the day, you throw your jacket over a chair? Joey: Yea Ross: Well at her place, instead of a jacket, its a pile of garbage. And instead of a chair, its a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time and garbage is all that has survived! Chandler:the cushions are the essence of the chair! Joey: THAT'S RIGHT! I'm taking the ESSENCE Phoebe: They don't know we know they know we know! Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name!

02-23-2003, 05:57 PM	#10
LucyCompanyPhan Hollywood Senior Member Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Location: a far away place in sitcomville Posts: 2,254	ooo heres another line i love: Joey: You didn't cry when Bambi died? Chandler: Yes, it was very sad when they stopped drawing the deer. Phoebe: Its things like this is why your BURNING IN HELL Phoebe: We could eat the wax, its orgaic Chandler: ewww food with hair on Phoebe: not the used wax Chandler: Because that would be crazy

02-25-2003, 11:36 AM	#11
MagicDust1488 David Boreanaz-Angel Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Posts: 234	Joey's pick-up line: How you doin'?

03-05-2003, 01:36 AM	#14
gdcastro Member First Time Poster Join Date: Mar 05, 2003 Location: Philippines Posts: 1	How ya doin!!! Ken Adams!!!! (where Joey was telling Rachael that the Europe Magic sex story came from him) "TOW the red sweater" WE WERE ON A BREAK Chandler: When Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he ends up sleeping with it. "TOW with the hot nanny"