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Chocoholic · 02-15-2003, 10:48 PM

www.chickenjoke.com

This site offers many theories as to why the chicken crossed the road. Personally, I always thought the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 02-15-2003, 10:52 PM

Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

LMAO

Hollow · 02-15-2003, 10:55 PM

Ive never gotten that joke.

Sam Malone · 02-15-2003, 10:56 PM

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 02-15-2003, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne
Ive never gotten that joke.

Because he had to get to the other side. Its not even like a real funny joke.. its like asking- Hey Sarah why did you cross the street? And youre like, to get to the mall LOl.

Georgia's on my Mind · 02-15-2003, 10:59 PM

i dont like...live chickens

Cactus Jack · 02-15-2003, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•
Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

LMAO

LMAO

Kay Scarpetta · 02-15-2003, 11:02 PM

Cause the chicken's a moron

Ewan's My Man · 02-16-2003, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Miss Karly
Cause the chicken's a moron

Chad22 · 02-16-2003, 12:26 AM

Cause Spiceworld was playing on the side he was on.

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 02-16-2003, 01:23 AM

Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?

02-15-2003, 10:48 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	OK, so WHY did the chicken cross the road? www.chickenjoke.com This site offers many theories as to why the chicken crossed the road. Personally, I always thought the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

02-15-2003, 10:52 PM	#2
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	Grandpa's Answer: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. LMAO
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02-15-2003, 10:56 PM	#4
Sam Malone Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 14, 2002 Location: Alabama, home of 9 electoral votes for President George W. Bush... TWICE! Posts: 355	We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
	__________________ :flag: Bush/Cheney '04 :flag:

02-15-2003, 11:02 PM	#8
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Cause the chicken's a moron
	__________________ The people who think they know everything about Broadway make me laugh. They've never seen a Broadway play in their life. "oh mi godddd RENT's a mooovie! lyke 525600 minuuuuuuutes!" No. To be a Broadway Freak, you must live, eat, sleep, study, devout, think, obsess, dream, believe Broadway. You must know original & revival casts, soundtracks, performance runs, dates, theatres, numbers, how many Tony Awards A Chorus Line won. You must be Broadway. That's right bitches. I AM Broadway.

02-16-2003, 01:23 AM	#11
~Hannah_Lee~ Let's dance in style Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 09, 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 7,358	Re: OK, so WHY did the chicken cross the road? Colonel Sanders' Answer: I missed one?
	__________________ Some are like water, some are like the heat Some are a melody and some are the beat. Sooner or later they all will be gone. Why don't they stay young? It's so hard to get old without a cause. I don't want to perish like a fleeing horse. Youth is like diamonds in the sun, And diamonds are forever. Forever young, I want to be forever young. Do you really want to live forever?

02-15-2003, 10:55 PM	#3
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	Ive never gotten that joke.

02-15-2003, 10:59 PM	#6
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	i dont like...live chickens

02-16-2003, 12:26 AM	#10
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	Cause Spiceworld was playing on the side he was on.