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Anna4 · 02-15-2003, 10:42 PM

What would you do if i just opened your door to your front house walked in open your refridgerator, threw a piece of toast at you and walked out all without saying a word?

Titania · 02-15-2003, 10:45 PM

id sic my cat on you!!!!!!!!!

but you'd have a hard time because i dont keep toast in my refridgerator...

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 02-15-2003, 10:46 PM

I dunno..

Ok, heres one for everyone:
What would you do if you were walking in a mall completly out of state when someone kicked you on your upper side?

This happened to me today. Wanna know what I did? I got whicked scared and turned around. It was Kim LOl.. we were way up in Portland!! What a small world. Told ya Im not a confrontational person.

Hollow · 02-15-2003, 10:51 PM

Well after u following me in the store, and then to the airport, and then to my house i would call the police cuz obviously ur a stalker

fr00ti · 02-15-2003, 11:08 PM

Go to my closet, get out my gun, and shoot you in the leg 5 times.

KJH278 · 02-15-2003, 11:12 PM

I would have thrown a snowball at you

ISmellFine · 02-15-2003, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anna4
What would you do if i just opened your door to your front house walked in open your refridgerator, threw a piece of toast at you and walked out all without saying a word?

First, I would grab you, and carefully shove the toast down your throat to block your airway. I would then clothespin your nose to finish off the airway blocking. Then, I would pour hot coffee on you, mixed with random bits of dog poo, grass, metal pieces, and elephant toenails. You would then be chased by my 9 lb. Dachshund around my house until you couldn't go any longer. You would then be dipped into a large vat of vanilla pudding and ink cartridges until you die. Then I'd move to Morocco with Benji.

dawsongirl · 02-15-2003, 11:37 PM

I'd like to know how the hell you'd get in my house anyway. The door's always locked.

bandito · 02-15-2003, 11:38 PM

i would have to bash you over the head with the toaster that made the toast that didnt belong in the fridge anyway.

Camillian · 02-15-2003, 11:40 PM

You already posted what would u do if. You said what if I threw beans at you!

Montana Ponine · 02-15-2003, 11:47 PM

Well, you'd already be gone so I couldn't do anything to you....I'd carry on my normal life.

Kay Scarpetta · 02-15-2003, 11:54 PM

You could never get into my house. I keep the doors locked and dead-bolted at all times. Too many Patricia Cornwell novels

XoVanillaRain90oX · 02-16-2003, 12:00 AM

Laugh!

AnaheimPMWitch · 02-16-2003, 04:50 AM

Um I'd be calling the police because you broke into my house

Chocoholic · 02-16-2003, 05:19 AM

I'd make you watch Scrubs

I know that's the worst possible punishment for you.

02-15-2003, 10:42 PM	#1
Anna4 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 14, 2002 Posts: 148	What would you do if i What would you do if i just opened your door to your front house walked in open your refridgerator, threw a piece of toast at you and walked out all without saying a word?

02-15-2003, 10:45 PM	#2
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02-15-2003, 10:46 PM	#3
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	I dunno.. Ok, heres one for everyone: What would you do if you were walking in a mall completly out of state when someone kicked you on your upper side? This happened to me today. Wanna know what I did? I got whicked scared and turned around. It was Kim LOl.. we were way up in Portland!! What a small world. Told ya Im not a confrontational person.
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02-15-2003, 10:51 PM	#4
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,417	Well after u following me in the store, and then to the airport, and then to my house i would call the police cuz obviously ur a stalker
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02-15-2003, 11:08 PM	#5
fr00ti Member Forum Star Join Date: Sep 16, 2002 Posts: 12,846	Go to my closet, get out my gun, and shoot you in the leg 5 times.
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02-15-2003, 11:12 PM	#6
KJH278 Member Senior Member Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: IN A APARTMENT Posts: 1,158	I would have thrown a snowball at you

02-15-2003, 11:37 PM	#8
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	I'd like to know how the hell you'd get in my house anyway. The door's always locked.

02-15-2003, 11:38 PM	#9
bandito Going Topless Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 28, 2002 Location: The Steel City Posts: 6,319	i would have to bash you over the head with the toaster that made the toast that didnt belong in the fridge anyway.
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02-15-2003, 11:40 PM	#10
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02-15-2003, 11:47 PM	#11
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	Well, you'd already be gone so I couldn't do anything to you....I'd carry on my normal life.

02-15-2003, 11:54 PM	#12
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	You could never get into my house. I keep the doors locked and dead-bolted at all times. Too many Patricia Cornwell novels
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02-16-2003, 12:00 AM	#13
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02-16-2003, 04:50 AM	#14
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02-16-2003, 05:19 AM	#15
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I'd make you watch Scrubs I know that's the worst possible punishment for you.