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callmetootie · 06-13-2001, 09:59 PM

"Ginger's Famous Tuna Salad"
Season 2

[On the lsland]

Mary-Ann: So Ginger, I heard that you are cooking dinner tonight?
Ginger: Yes, one of my mom's favorites.
Mary-Ann: What's that?
Ginger: My famous Ginger Great, Delicious, Exciting, Superb, Tuna Salad.
Mary-Ann: You don't have to get exciting about it. Well anyway, I'm baking my famous Coconut Banana Pineapple Pie!
Ginger: The pineapples woudln't even eat that.

[In Gilligan's hut]

Skipper: Gilligan, next time you try to make your own suit for tonight's dinner, try not making 3 leg holes.
Gilligan: Oh, this isn't for me, it's for the baby kangaroo that I found last night.
Skipper: Baby Kangaroo???

[Baby Kangaroo comes bursting through the door and jumps out the other end]

Skipper: Oh, that kangaroo.

[Back in the kitchen]

Ginger: It takes just the right amount of tuna fish to make a tuna salad.
Lovey: Don't you want to have some caviar in that stuff right there?
Ginger: I have to make it the way my mom likes it, and that's: Tuna Fish, Mayo, Olives, Peprika, Relish, and seladed with a kiss.
Lovey: Wouldn't it get all red from that?

[At the dinner table]

Thurston: Ok people of this unknown island that we have been on for a long time...a bit too long if you ask me. Here is the first course, my famous Turtle Stew.
Gilligan: That's turtle stew?
Skipper: All it is is water and pepper!
Thurston: Do not call out the secret ingrediant!!!

Lovey: Now it's time for my famous home-made Caviar Pepper Bread. Take a slice.
Mary-Ann: This smells like my breath that I had the night I didn't brush me teeth.
Lovey: The air resting over it is from the beutiful air of Blood Drip Mountain.
Gilligan: I have to go, Ok...Ok!!!!

Professor: Now it's time for my Cyclosis Microsynosis Brownie Nut Cake with Chocolate Frosting.
Gilligan: This is good.
Professor: Straight from the dirty rock!
Gilligan: Ok, I have to go again. Thankyou.

Mary-Ann: Now it's time for my Coconut Banana Pineapple Creme Pie!
Skipper: I could always go for a slice of your pie Mary-Ann. Yum!
Mary-Ann: Thanyou skipper. I took the pineapples right off of the tree on the end of the island.
Skipper: Not the red tree!
Mary-Ann: yes it was.
Skipper: That was a poison oak tree!

Ginger: Now it's time for my great Tuna Salad. Dig in!
Lovey: This will taste so good! Because I put my caviar in it.
Professor: You put caviar in a tuna typed fish. That gives a minor false act to the brain, and makes them faint...

[They all faint]
[Gilligan comes back]

Gilligan: Slepp time already?

THE END.

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Andrew Carden

06-17-2001, 02:53 AM

callmetootie, this is great stuff! My favorite part:
"Professor: Now it's time for my Cyclosis Microsynosis Brownie Nut Cake with Chocolate Frosting"

Hey, since so many of today's sitcoms are so lame compared to those of the 80's and before that, maybe you should be a writer for some of today's sitcoms and movies!

When did you become a moderator (I missed that)?

callmetootie · 06-17-2001, 10:03 AM

Thanks for liking it. I became a moderator of the Phyllis and Cosby boards. In the future, I will be moderator of the "Dinosaurs" board that TJ will add later in the future.

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Andrew Carden

06-13-2001, 09:59 PM	#1
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	"Ginger's Famous Tuna Salad" [My Fan-Fic] "Ginger's Famous Tuna Salad" Season 2 [On the lsland] Mary-Ann: So Ginger, I heard that you are cooking dinner tonight? Ginger: Yes, one of my mom's favorites. Mary-Ann: What's that? Ginger: My famous Ginger Great, Delicious, Exciting, Superb, Tuna Salad. Mary-Ann: You don't have to get exciting about it. Well anyway, I'm baking my famous Coconut Banana Pineapple Pie! Ginger: The pineapples woudln't even eat that. [In Gilligan's hut] Skipper: Gilligan, next time you try to make your own suit for tonight's dinner, try not making 3 leg holes. Gilligan: Oh, this isn't for me, it's for the baby kangaroo that I found last night. Skipper: Baby Kangaroo??? [Baby Kangaroo comes bursting through the door and jumps out the other end] Skipper: Oh, that kangaroo. [Back in the kitchen] Ginger: It takes just the right amount of tuna fish to make a tuna salad. Lovey: Don't you want to have some caviar in that stuff right there? Ginger: I have to make it the way my mom likes it, and that's: Tuna Fish, Mayo, Olives, Peprika, Relish, and seladed with a kiss. Lovey: Wouldn't it get all red from that? [At the dinner table] Thurston: Ok people of this unknown island that we have been on for a long time...a bit too long if you ask me. Here is the first course, my famous Turtle Stew. Gilligan: That's turtle stew? Skipper: All it is is water and pepper! Thurston: Do not call out the secret ingrediant!!! Lovey: Now it's time for my famous home-made Caviar Pepper Bread. Take a slice. Mary-Ann: This smells like my breath that I had the night I didn't brush me teeth. Lovey: The air resting over it is from the beutiful air of Blood Drip Mountain. Gilligan: I have to go, Ok...Ok!!!! Professor: Now it's time for my Cyclosis Microsynosis Brownie Nut Cake with Chocolate Frosting. Gilligan: This is good. Professor: Straight from the dirty rock! Gilligan: Ok, I have to go again. Thankyou. Mary-Ann: Now it's time for my Coconut Banana Pineapple Creme Pie! Skipper: I could always go for a slice of your pie Mary-Ann. Yum! Mary-Ann: Thanyou skipper. I took the pineapples right off of the tree on the end of the island. Skipper: Not the red tree! Mary-Ann: yes it was. Skipper: That was a poison oak tree! Ginger: Now it's time for my great Tuna Salad. Dig in! Lovey: This will taste so good! Because I put my caviar in it. Professor: You put caviar in a tuna typed fish. That gives a minor false act to the brain, and makes them faint... [They all faint] [Gilligan comes back] Gilligan: Slepp time already? THE END. ------------------ Andrew Carden

06-17-2001, 02:53 AM	#2
FOL & DS fan 4ever Guest Posts: n/a	callmetootie, this is great stuff! My favorite part: "Professor: Now it's time for my Cyclosis Microsynosis Brownie Nut Cake with Chocolate Frosting" Hey, since so many of today's sitcoms are so lame compared to those of the 80's and before that, maybe you should be a writer for some of today's sitcoms and movies! When did you become a moderator (I missed that)?
FOL & DS fan 4ever Guest Posts: n/a

06-17-2001, 10:03 AM	#3
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Thanks for liking it. I became a moderator of the Phyllis and Cosby boards. In the future, I will be moderator of the "Dinosaurs" board that TJ will add later in the future. ------------------ Andrew Carden