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Old 02-09-2003, 10:50 PM   #1
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From my fortune cookie included in my Chinese food:

"Don't expect romantic attachments to be strictly logical or rational."

A-freakin-men!!!

Finally, some advice I can use!

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I love fortune cookies even though I refer to them as motivational cookies. Here's my favorite one that I saved and have up on my bulletin board:

"Time is precious but truth is more precious than time."
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Old 02-09-2003, 10:53 PM   #3
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best fortune cookie i ever got?
"help im a prisoner in a chinese bakery"


i kept that one! lol
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Old 02-09-2003, 10:54 PM   #4
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I know they're yummy!
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I once had one that said "You are in the right place at the right time" ...and considering I was really craving some chinese food, I'd reckon so
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I hate the taste of fortune cookies they suck. I just break them open to read the fortune which never really happens.
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I hate the taste of fortune cookies they suck. I just break them open to read the fortune which never really happens.
Oh yeah, I'm the same way. Fortune cookies just taste awful. I open them for the fortune. I can't remember my favorite fortune. I always lost the fortune in the end.
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I love fortune cookies!! They taste like an ice cream cone to me. Well, ya know, minus the ice cream.
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I love fortune cookies!! They taste like an ice cream cone to me. Well, ya know, minus the ice cream.
I was gonna say something about ice cream cones. I love them!
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"help im a prisoner in a chinese bakery"
LOl.

I love fortune cookies! I always eat Chinese food til I feel like Im gonna puke, but theres ALWAYS room for the cookie! I like the back of the fortunes that have the ADs LOl. I mean, an AD on a cookie?!
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Sometimes I wonder if they're stale or if they're supposed to taste this way
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Just curious.

What's it mean when you get a blank slip?
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What's it mean when you get a blank slip?
eep! i'm not sure about that one lol but i've gotten two slipped in by accident before
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I saw a joke once. It takes place in a Chinese restaurant. It showed a photo of an empty but dirty plate where Chinese food had been eaten.
Next to the plate, all you see is the person's hand holding the fortune which reads, "That wasn't chicken."
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I might be outdooin' the truth, but I don't recall anytime when my love interests were predictable or logical. Was that the question. Cause I forgot since I first opened this thread.
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