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Chocoholic · 02-04-2003, 01:10 AM

"I bent my Wookie."

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"Hi, Lisa! Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super-Nintendo Chalmers!"

"At my house, we call them 'Uh-oh's!'"

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University."

"I ated the berries. They taste like... burning!"

"Even my boogers are spicey."

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I just kept my finger outta there."

I can think of so many more, but I'll let you guys come up with some.

Brian · 02-04-2003, 07:11 PM

"I think I wet my bed."

sara · 02-05-2003, 03:16 PM

Me fail english that's umpossible.Sleep, yea! That's where I'm a viking.

Vintage Dork · 02-07-2003, 04:09 PM

lol
i totally forgot the me fail english line!

Brett Ferino · 02-08-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by BJL
"I think I wet my bed."

When did Ralph ever say that? I've never heard him say that.. I haven't caught too many new episodes in the past few years, but I do catch them when they air in syndication.

Here are some more Ralph quotes:

"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school"

"What's a battle"

"Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty".

"When I grow up, I want to be a Principal or a Caterpillar. I love you Principal Skinner!".

"I dress myself"

"my worm flew in my mouth and I ate it"

"My daddy took your beer"

"I got carsick in your office"

"Hi Bart. I know you from school"

This is a quote that I find hysterical

Ralph: Can you open my milk, Mommy?
Hoover: Ralph, I'm not Mommy. I'm Miss. Hoover..

They are so funny! I'll add more later on!

Brian · 02-09-2003, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by Brett Ferino
When did Ralph ever say that? I've never heard him say that..

Then I guess you haven't seen the Sideshow Bob episode titled "Brother from Another Series." In the end, the Springfield Dam overflows and washes Ralph's bed into the street and then he says, "I think I wet my bed."

Brett Ferino · 02-09-2003, 07:46 PM

Oh yeah, BJL.. I think I have seen several episodes with Bob (Sideshow Bob, that is), yo

MasterL · 02-09-2003, 08:57 PM

Why do so many people run away from me? *pees in pants*

Brian · 02-09-2003, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by MasterL
Why do so many people run away from me? *pees in pants*

Central Perk · 02-17-2003, 05:07 PM

"I made Bart in my pants."

Mr. Shy Guy · 02-18-2003, 01:20 PM

Everything Ralph says is funny!

Chocoholic · 02-19-2003, 03:23 PM

"That is SO 1991!"

Crimson and Clover · 02-19-2003, 05:20 PM

when marge touched ralph shoulder he said something like
"dont touch my no-no spot"

winnieandkevin · 03-30-2003, 05:02 PM

He's funny, but still not ha-ha funny

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

I found a moonrock in my nose!

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life

ElTacoBlanco · 03-30-2003, 07:20 PM

"Freeze! You crazy mommy!"

"We're a totem pole. Hiyahyahyah Hiyahyahyah."

"Teacher. Theres a doggy in the vent."
Teacher:"Ralph. Remember when you saw Snagglepuss outside?"
Ralph:"He was going to the bathroom."

"Ms. Krabopall and Principal Skinner were makiing babies in the janitors closet and one of the babies looked at me."

"What's a diorama?"

"I'm a pop sensation!"

02-04-2003, 01:10 AM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Funniest Ralph Lines "I bent my Wookie." "My cat's breath smells like cat food." "Hi, Lisa! Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super-Nintendo Chalmers!" "At my house, we call them 'Uh-oh's!'" "When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University." "I ated the berries. They taste like... burning!" "Even my boogers are spicey." "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I just kept my finger outta there." I can think of so many more, but I'll let you guys come up with some.

02-05-2003, 03:16 PM	#3
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02-07-2003, 04:09 PM	#4
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02-18-2003, 01:20 PM	#11
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02-04-2003, 07:11 PM	#2
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02-09-2003, 07:46 PM	#7
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Oh yeah, BJL.. I think I have seen several episodes with Bob (Sideshow Bob, that is), yo

02-17-2003, 05:07 PM	#10
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02-19-2003, 03:23 PM	#12
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	"That is SO 1991!"

02-19-2003, 05:20 PM	#13
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03-30-2003, 05:02 PM	#14
winnieandkevin Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Mar 30, 2003 Location: PA Posts: 3	He's funny, but still not ha-ha funny Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants." Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son." I found a moonrock in my nose! That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things! I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life
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03-30-2003, 07:20 PM	#15
ElTacoBlanco Couch Potato Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 09, 2003 Location: California Posts: 14	"Freeze! You crazy mommy!" "We're a totem pole. Hiyahyahyah Hiyahyahyah." "Teacher. Theres a doggy in the vent." Teacher:"Ralph. Remember when you saw Snagglepuss outside?" Ralph:"He was going to the bathroom." "Ms. Krabopall and Principal Skinner were makiing babies in the janitors closet and one of the babies looked at me." "What's a diorama?" "I'm a pop sensation!" Attached Images