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Central Perk · 02-03-2003, 01:38 PM

Has anyone seen the episode of Saturday Night Live in which Calista Flockhart hosted? I thought she did a good job and she was pretty funny. Here's Calistas Monlouge:

Calista Flockhart: Wow! Thanks! Thank you! I am so happy to be here and I am so happy to be hosting "Saturday Night Live"! You know, I've got to say that I love New York, but I also have to say that it is very expensive. Now I have been going to the ATM machine to get some money, and I pressed the wrong button and I accidentally voted for Buchanan.

(Enter Ally McBeal)

Ally McBeal: Hey, Calista. It's me, Ally McBeal!

Calista Flockhart: Ally, Ally! What are you doing here, and why do you keep following me around?

Ally McBeal: I just can't believe you are hosting "Saturday Night Live" without me! I mean, do you think that you would be hosting tonight if you were still doing Checkov on Broadway? I don't think so! You need me!

Calista Flockhart: And you need a Zanax.

Ally McBeal: (gasps) How can you say that? I thought we had a good relationship!

Calista Flockhart: We do! I just can't be with you all the time. I mean, you're so neurotic, you're weird, you're idiosyncratic, you're always freaking out about something and falling down. I mean, why do you act like that?

Ally McBeal: Like, like, like, like what?

Calista Flockhart: Like, like, like, like this!

Ally McBeal: I don't have time for this, Calista! I need you to introduce me to Ricky Martin. He's hot. I wonder if he's dating anyone? How about Jimmy Fallon? Do you think he's too young for me?

Calista Flockhart: See, Ally, this is the other thing. You are always too desperate. Guys do not like that, you need to calm down. And, oh, I don't mean to be mean, Ally, but, for God's sake, eat a burger!

Ally McBeal: (gasps) I, I am fine! This is just how I am!

Calista Flockhart: Oh, right. Whatever, Ally! Now, could you just let me get back to the show and we can talk about this later?

Ally McBeal: No! I want to talk about this now!

Together: What I, I, I don't understand is, why I can't be part of your life without feeling that you resent everything I do! All I want is to be appreciated for who I am! Is that too much to ask?"

Calista Flockhart: Alright, we have a great show! Ricky Martin is here! So, stick around, I will be right back!

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00e.phtml

DarleneIllyria · 02-03-2003, 04:58 PM

Thanks for posting this, DFC.

Brian Damage · 02-03-2003, 05:46 PM

I saw the show this past Saturday. I thought Calista did a good job.

Central Perk · 02-03-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by Jenny
Thanks for posting this, DFC.

Your welcome. BTW, I fixed the link so it actually goes to the transcript site if you want to read more from the show.

Janice · 02-06-2003, 01:30 AM

I saw it. Calista's very talented. It was so funny.

Central Perk · 02-17-2003, 05:24 PM

Here are some photos from the episode that she hosted:

DarleneIllyria · 02-17-2003, 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
Here are some photos from the episode that she hosted:

Thanks for posting the pics, DFC.

Central Perk · 02-18-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Jenny

Thanks for posting the pics, DFC.

Sure. Lucy Liu also hosted an episode of SNL the same year. Here are some sites with some information and pics on the episode she hosted.

Transcripts
Photos

BTW Jenny, In the Lucy Liu episode Darrell Hammond did an impression of William Shatner in his priceline.com commercials. The episode may air on Comedy Central sometime in the near future.

DarleneIllyria · 02-18-2003, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane

Sure. Lucy Liu also hosted an episode of SNL the same year. Here are some sites with some information and pics on the episode she hosted.

Transcripts
Photos

BTW Jenny, In the Lucy Liu episode Darrell Hammond did an impression of William Shatner in his priceline.com commercials. The episode may air on Comedy Central sometime in the near future.

Thanks for the links, DFC.

I can only imagine what that impression was like. The commericials are kind of goofy, so I know the impression has to be even more goofy. I'll have to catch that ep. Thanks, DFC.

Central Perk · 02-19-2003, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by Jenny

Thanks for the links, DFC.

I can only imagine what that impression was like. The commericials are kind of goofy, so I know the impression has to be even more goofy. I'll have to catch that ep. Thanks, DFC.

Your Welcome. The commmercial-impression more specifically has to do with how William Shatner being affected by the stock plunge. I know this is an Ally McBeal board but I also found another thing having to do with William Shatner. I don't know if you've seen this before:http://www.priceline.com/promo/shatner_bobble.asp
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"If saving money is wrong I don't want to be right."

DarleneIllyria · 02-19-2003, 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane

Your Welcome. The commmercial-impression more specifically has to do with how William Shatner being affected by the stock plunge. I know this is an Ally McBeal board but I also found another thing having to do with William Shatner. I don't know if you've seen this before:http://www.priceline.com/promo/shatner_bobble.asp
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"If saving money is wrong I don't want to be right."

Aw, that bobble head is so cute. I want one. That bobble head looks just like him. I've seen other bobble heads that don't look anything like the person it's supposed to be. Bill's looks pretty good.

02-03-2003, 01:38 PM	#1
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	Calista on SNL Has anyone seen the episode of Saturday Night Live in which Calista Flockhart hosted? I thought she did a good job and she was pretty funny. Here's Calistas Monlouge: Calista Flockhart: Wow! Thanks! Thank you! I am so happy to be here and I am so happy to be hosting "Saturday Night Live"! You know, I've got to say that I love New York, but I also have to say that it is very expensive. Now I have been going to the ATM machine to get some money, and I pressed the wrong button and I accidentally voted for Buchanan. (Enter Ally McBeal) Ally McBeal: Hey, Calista. It's me, Ally McBeal! Calista Flockhart: Ally, Ally! What are you doing here, and why do you keep following me around? Ally McBeal: I just can't believe you are hosting "Saturday Night Live" without me! I mean, do you think that you would be hosting tonight if you were still doing Checkov on Broadway? I don't think so! You need me! Calista Flockhart: And you need a Zanax. Ally McBeal: (gasps) How can you say that? I thought we had a good relationship! Calista Flockhart: We do! I just can't be with you all the time. I mean, you're so neurotic, you're weird, you're idiosyncratic, you're always freaking out about something and falling down. I mean, why do you act like that? Ally McBeal: Like, like, like, like what? Calista Flockhart: Like, like, like, like this! Ally McBeal: I don't have time for this, Calista! I need you to introduce me to Ricky Martin. He's hot. I wonder if he's dating anyone? How about Jimmy Fallon? Do you think he's too young for me? Calista Flockhart: See, Ally, this is the other thing. You are always too desperate. Guys do not like that, you need to calm down. And, oh, I don't mean to be mean, Ally, but, for God's sake, eat a burger! Ally McBeal: (gasps) I, I am fine! This is just how I am! Calista Flockhart: Oh, right. Whatever, Ally! Now, could you just let me get back to the show and we can talk about this later? Ally McBeal: No! I want to talk about this now! Together: What I, I, I don't understand is, why I can't be part of your life without feeling that you resent everything I do! All I want is to be appreciated for who I am! Is that too much to ask?" Calista Flockhart: Alright, we have a great show! Ricky Martin is here! So, stick around, I will be right back! http://snltranscripts.jt.org/00/00e.phtml Attached Images
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02-03-2003, 04:58 PM	#2
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	Thanks for posting this, DFC.

02-03-2003, 05:46 PM	#3
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	I saw the show this past Saturday. I thought Calista did a good job.

02-06-2003, 01:30 AM	#5
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	I saw it. Calista's very talented. It was so funny.

02-17-2003, 05:24 PM	#6
Central Perk ~~~~~ Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 10, 2002 Posts: 4,553	Here are some photos from the episode that she hosted: