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02-02-2003, 11:57 AM
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Three's Company Quotes
what are ur favorite threes company quotes... if possible, try to add what episode it came from, but u dont have to...
060- Old Folks At Home Chrissy- Hello missing persons? I'd like to report persons missing! 075- The Root of All Evil (Chrissy buys a toy giraffe) Janet- Well Chrissy, if we knewyou were gonna spend 200 dolllars on a stupid thing like that, we shooda talked it over Jack- Well Janet, you spent 75 dollars on a bottle of wine Chrissy- [big gasp] You spent 75 dollars on a bottle of wine!!! 062- Chrissy's Hospitality [Janet and Jack think Chrissy is dying] Janet- Did the doctor tell you when you're [whisper] going? Chrissy- Where? 075- The Root of All Evil Chrissy- I believe you are holding my egg Jack- What do you mean ur egg did u put ur initials on it or something [looks at it] Oh my gosh u did! [gives it to her] [Janet comes in] Janet- Jack could you pass me the orange juice Jack- Be careful, Chrissy mightve put her initials on it Janet- Jack, how could Chrissy initial orange juice? Chrissy- When it was frozen 075- The Root of All Evil Jack- Atleast I dont leave lip gloss on a half eaten donut! Janet- Wwait a minute buster, I do not leave lip gloss on a half eaten donut Chrissy- Shes right Janet- Yup Chrissy- I do 052- Jack Moves Out [not sure if this is the right episode] [Janet is scared of burglars and sets up a booby trap] [THey hear the booby trap] Chrissy- Janet! I think your trap just caught a booby! 035- The Fast [Chrissy cant eat] Janet- Chrissy, let's go get a glass of water Chrissy- I'd rather have a glass of chicken 081- A Hundred Dollars A What [Chrissys last full episode] Chrissy- M is for the mother of our very best friend, O is for Oh she really is, T is for the tender care she gave him, H is for... Jack- Hurry up Chrissy- No, H is for heart so pure Jack- Put it all together and it spells MOTH Chrissy- Ugh, I'll just finish it in the car [Chrissy's last big shining moment] 039- Larry's Bride [The gang is congratulating Larry on marriage] [They are drinking wine] Jack- This is to Happy days Janet- Good times... Chrissy- Little house on the prairie!!! 071- Handcuffed Jack- Remember, I dont know you, and you dont know me Chrissy- [looking dumbfounded in the air] Jack- Chrissy, did you hear me? Chrissy- I dont talk to strangers 00??- I dont know Janet- Chrissy.. Chrissy.. Chrissy Chrissy- What Janet- Did you hear something? Chrissy- Yes Janet- What did u hear Chrissy- I heard you say Chrissy 066- A Black Letter Day Jack- Is there something here that I should know about Chrissy- If you dont know then nobody knows but i know you know and you should know better Jack- Now I know 067- The Reverend Steps Out ChrissysDate- That was a great movie Chrissy- Yah, the muppets are my favorite ChrissysDate- They're so lifelike Chrissy- I know what you mean, I juss hope Ms Piggy doesnt get stuck up now that shes a big movie star 046- Stanleys Hotline [you kinda have to see this to laugh] [and im not 100% sure about if im exactly right on this specific quote, I juss remember bits and pieces] [Theyre trying to catch Mr Roper eavesdropping through the sink] Jack- Chrissy, Just say thats wonderful after everything we say. okay? Chrissy- Okay Mrs Roper- Now we'll let them have a free months rent Chrissy- Thats wonderful Jack- [hurts himself] Oww CHrissy- Thats wonderful 063- The Loan Shark Chrissy- I borrowed 300 dollars from Mr Bustamente Jack- Any interest Chrissy- The interest is only 25 Janet- 25 dollars! Chrissy- Even less than dollars, 25 percent! do u guys have any? 
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02-02-2003, 05:17 PM
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02-02-2003, 06:15 PM
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I have a whole bunch, and I don't wanna type em either, so this is like one of my favorites that I can think of right now...it's from the episode "A Night Not to Remember", and Janet won't let a drunken Jack see her grandmother's antique vase, because she knows he will break it...
Jack: "I'M NOT GONNA GO TO BED UNLESS YOU LEMME SEE IT!" |
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02-02-2003, 07:14 PM
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Re: Favorite Threes Company Quotes
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Here is one of my favorite quotes from Larry. Larry was doing CPR on a CPR dummy and terri said to him-"Look Larry you have to have rythm such as one one thousand, Larry,: Okay Terri you want rythm I give you rythm, One Boogie Woogie, Two Boogie Woogie, Three Boogie Woogie-LOL LOL LOL-i love that so much. |
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02-02-2003, 07:40 PM
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Here are mine
Jack Moves Out Chrissy-Janet i think your traps caught a boobie  The Kleptomaniac Chrissy-Can't you just give thm an IOU? Helen-Chrissy you can't give the UPS an IOU for a COD they'd call the FBI Hearing is Believing Janet-It says it right there Doreen McMillin The Rapist Jack-That's Therapist. Dont Know Stanley-Well the car was overheated Helen-So was i
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02-02-2003, 09:36 PM
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"Roper's Car"
Janet: This is the answer to our prayers! Chrissy: That's not true. Nobody prayed. Janet: Then let's start. Please God, make Chrissy change her mind. Jack: Or better yet, give her one! "The New Landlord" Jack: [About Chrissy] You just ruined that girl! Ralph: I never touched her! "Chrissy's Hospitality" [Furley listens in as Jack & Chrissy are fixing the showercurtain in the bathroom] Jack: OK Chrissy, I'll go in the tub with you so we can get it on. Chrissy: Give that to me so I can show you what to do. Jack: This isn't exactly the first time I've ever done this. Chrissy: Maybe so, but girls are better then boys [at it]. Jack: Come on Chrissy, a little less talk and a little more action. Chrissy: Okay, you do your part and I'll do mine [Looks at Showercurtain] I don't think it'll reach! Jack: Of course not! You have to unfold it first! "Chrissy's Hospitality" Chrissy: My mother says its a good thing I wasn't born in June because then I'd be named after Father's Day, and when my dad introduced me he'd say meet my daughter father! "The Love Barge" Chrissy: [During Cointoss] Why does she get to pick? Jack: Chrissy, it doesn't matter. Chrissy: Yes it does! She gets two choices and I don't get any! Jack: All these years, it seemed so far... "Ralph's Rival" (I think) Jack: The weather is sooo unpredictable! Chrissy: Yeah, nice one day, nice the next... "Larry Loves Janet" Jack: What do you want me to do? Chrissy: Just do what I do! Jack: What are you going to do? Chrissy: The same thing you'll be doing except I'll be doing it first! "Larry Loves Janet" Larry: I got you a corsage. Janet: Oh good let's smoke it! |
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02-03-2003, 05:29 PM
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Here is another one..
Larry's Bride Jack-To Happy Day's Janet-Good Times Chrissy-Little house on the prairie... |
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02-03-2003, 08:52 PM
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Somers Company
Janet- Chrissy.. Chrissy.. Chrissy Chrissy- What Janet- Did you hear something? Chrissy- Yes Janet- What did u hear Chrissy- I heard you say Chrissy That was from Jack Moves out.. |
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02-04-2003, 06:18 PM
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i also like these
Chrissy: Our left just left Chrissy: this is the only time time where we had some time Janet: We'd thought we lost you [chrissys hospitality] Chrissy: Where? |
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02-04-2003, 06:20 PM
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Goodbye Guy Ep77 Season 4
RF: Now Nancy will never like me... after the way ive acted like such a horses you know what Chrissy: What Nancy [girl RF likes] : Aww, I like a man [bla bla bla...] even if he was a horses you no what --- |
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02-04-2003, 06:22 PM
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This isnt really a quote but I LOVE it in the New Landlord when Jack comes in, hits Janet, who hits CHrissy who makes the dinner go out the window!
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02-04-2003, 06:23 PM
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from the new landlord also
jack: in romania we love to dance... its the country of romance.. grab ur partner and take a spin.. then sit rite down and have ur din |
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02-04-2003, 09:29 PM
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Here is a few from the second episode where Mr. Roper is holding the wires to the doorbell and Jack moves in!!!
Mr. Roper: Have you girls been playing around with the wires??? Janet: A girl's gotta have some fun!!! Mrs. Roper: Well, Stanley, don't just stand there make the doorbell go ding-dong Jack Rings The Doorbell: Stanley: Yow-yow-yow-yow-yow Jack to the Taxi Driver: Interesting Doorbell Jack Rings Doorbell Again Stanley:Yow-yow-yow-yow-yow Taxi Driver: I didn't hear nothing,I don't see nothing,I don't know a thing Stanley: Maybe you could ask your interior decorator here to fix the doorbell Jack: I'm not an interior decreator Stanley: I thought maybe you fellas were,you know,tinkerbells Jack: Oh yeah,well,actually we're boxers Stanley: You mean you actually you would hit another guy Jack: Only if he makes us mad-- Jack cracking his knuckles---
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02-05-2003, 09:34 PM
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Any Chrissy Tag Phone In Scene Quotes
kood u guys tell me some of the Chrissy Quotes in Season 5 when she had to phone in....
People told me that some of the FUNNIEST Chrissy lines are there!.. so pls help me |
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08-24-2003, 09:01 PM
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Quotes
What do you think are good Three's Company quotes??
Chrissy: One more word and I'm going to stick this umbrella down your pants and open it! Jack: Well, at least you'd be close |
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