If you could create the ultimate network...

[Brian Damage]

If you had the money and power to create a brand new network, what would you call it and what shows would you have on it?

[Sitcomwriter]

I posted this in a similar post:

"The Humor Network"

Weekdays
6:00-Good Eats
6:30-Good Eats
7:00-Ally
7:30-Ally
8:00-Good Morning Miami
8:30-Life With Bonnie
9:00-Ally Mcbeal
10:00-Curb Your Enthusiasm
10:30-Curb Your Enthusiasm
11:00-Sports Night
11:30-Undeclared
12:00-Townies
12:30-Townies
1:00-Baby Blues
1:30-That's My Bush
2:00-Committed
2:30-Committed
3:00-The Sweet Spot
3:30-The Sweet Spot
4:00-Queens Supreme
5:00-Buffy The Vampire Slayer
6:00-Love Boat:The Next Wave
7:00-Mario Eats Italy
7:30-What I Like About You (Mon-Thurs)/Our Hero (Fri)
8:00-Curb Your Enthusiasm
8:30-Friends (Mon-Thurs)/Mad About You (Fri)
9:00-Seinfeld (Mon-Thurs)/Alright Already (Fri)
9:30-Our Hero (Mon-Thurs)/The Ellen Show (Fri)
10:00-Queens Supreme
11:00-Oliver's Twist
11:30-Oliver's Twist (Mon-Thurs)/Undergrads (Fri)
12:00-Off Centre (Mon-Thurs)/Abby (Fri)
12:30-Off Centre (Mon-Thurs)/Ally (Fri)
1:00-Good Morning Miami
1:30-Lush Life (Mon-Thurs)/That's So Raven (Fri)
2:00-Party Girl (Mon-Thurs)/Off Centre (Fri)
2:30-Scrubs (Mon-Thurs)/Andy Richter Controls The Universe (Fri)
3:00-Ed
3:30-Hidden Hills
4:00-8 Simple Rules
4:30-The Critic
5:00-Gary & Mike
5:30-Clerks

Weekends
6:00-Mario Eats Italy
6:30-Good Eats
7:00-Ally Mcbeal
8:00-Ally
8:30-Ally
9:00-Curb Your Enthusiasm
9:30-Go Fish
10:00-Party Girl
10:30-Townies
11:00-The Powers That Be
11:30-Gloria
12:00-The Toby The Terrior Show
12:30-The Toby The Terrior Show
1:00-Muppets Tonight
1:30-Our Hero
2:00-Committed
2:30-Go Fish
3:00-The Random Years
3:30-As If
4:00-Half and Half
4:30-Good Morning Miami
5:00-Ally Mcbeal
6:00-Grand
6:30-The Building
7:00-The Bonnie Hunt Show
7:30-Life With Bonnie
8:00-The Nick Cannon Show
8:30-Curb Your Enthusiasm
9:00-That's So Raven
9:30-Still Standing
10:00-Queens Supreme
11:00-Ally
11:30-Ally
12:00-Ally Mcbeal
1:00-Ed
2:00-In-Laws
2:30:You're The One
3:00-Mary & Rhoda (Sat)/Will & Grace (Sun)
3:30-Will & Grace (Sat)/Ned & Stacy (Sun)
4:00-Mario Eats Italy
4:30-Good Eats
5:00-Dilbert
5:30-Dinosaurs

[Chad22]

Cool TV


WEEKDAYS
5 AM - Taxi
5:30 - Family Ties
6:00 - The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis
6:30 - Mork And Mindy
7:00 - Sponge Bob Square Pants
7:30 - The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedghog
8:00 - Garfield and Friends
8:30 - Angry Beavers
9:00 - Rocko's Modern Life
9:30 - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (Original)
10:00 - My Three Sons
10:30 - The Wonder Years
11:00 - Leave It To Beaver
11:30 - I Love Lucy
12:00 - Alf
12:30 - Growing Pains
1:00 - The Beverly Hillbillies
1:30 - The Andy Griffith Show
2:00 - The Brady Bunch
2:30 - Family Matters
3:00 - The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
3:30 - Step By Step
4:00 - All In The Family
4:30 - Archie Bunker's Place
5:00 - Sanford And Son
5:30 - Newhart
6:00 - Happy Days
6:30 - Happy Days
7:00 - Charles In Charge
7:30 - Boy Meets World
8:00 - Mon: Laverne and Shirley /Wed: NWA-TNA/ Thur: WWE Smackdown , Tue and Fri: Movie

8:30 - Monday: Diff'rent Strokes/Rest Of Week:* (Continued)
9:00 - Mon: WWE Raw/Rest Of Week: * (Continued)
9:30 - * (Continued)
10:00 - Mon: */Rest Of Week: Laverne and Shirley
10:30 - Mon: */Ret Of Week: Diff'rent Strokes
11:00 - Threes Company (May Be Pre Empted On Monday By Raw)
11:30 - Seinfeld
12:00 - WKRP In Cincinatti
12:30 - The Jeffersons
1:00 - The Cosby Show
1:30 - I Dream Of Jeanie
2:00 - Cheers
2:30 - The Munsters
3:00 - Beavis and Butthead
3:30 - Ren And Stimpy
4:00 - Bewitched
4:30 - The Dick Van Dyke Show


WEEKENDS
5 AM - Kids Movie
5:30 - *
6:00 - *
6:30 - *
7:00 - The Fonz And The Happy Days Gang
7:30 - Hulk Hogan's Rock N Wrestling
8:00 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
8:30 - Bobbys World
9:00 - Goof Troop
9:30 - Invader Zim
10:00 - Alvin And The Chipmunks
10:30 - Fairly Oddparents
11:00 - 2 Stupid Dogs
11:30 - Ahh Real Monsters
12:00 - Doug (Both Nickelodeon and Disneys)
12:30 - Rugrats (Up Until 1997)
1:00 - My Brother And Me
1:30 - Kenan and Kel
2:00 - The Addams Family
2:30 - Frasier
3:00 - The Odd Couple
3:30 - The Odd Couple
4:00 - Gilligan's Island
4:30 - Gilligan's Island
5:00 - The Simpsons
5:30 - The Simpsons
6:00 - Malcolm In The Middle
6:30 - Andy Richter Controls The Universe
7:00 - Teen Angel
7:30 - You Wish
8:00 - Joanie Loves Chachi
8:30 - Sanford
9:00 - The Ropers
9:30 - Odd Man Out
10:00 - Sat: WWE Velocity / Sun: WWE Heat
10:30 - *
11:00 - Gloria
11:30 - Threes A Crowd
12:00 - Beavis and Butthead
12:30 - Family Guy
1:00 - King Of The Hill
1:30 - The Critic
2:00 - The Futurama
2:30 - PJ's
3:00 - Saved By The Bell
3:30 - Saved By The Bell
4:00 - Saved By The Bell
4:30 - Punky Brewster

[LucyFan]

"The Variety Network"

WEEKDAYS:
Kid's Morning Block
6:00 AM "Gummi Bears"
6:30 AM "Darkwing Duck"
7:00 AM "Aladdin"
7:30 AM "Goof Troop"
8:00 AM "The Adventues of Winnie The Pooh"
8:30 AM "Ducktales"
9:00 AM "Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers"
9:30 AM "Talespin"

Game Show Block
10:00 AM "The Price Is Right"
11:00 AM "The Dating Game"
11:30 AM "The Newlywed Game"

Daily Block
12:00 PM "The Young and the Restless (1990-1999 years)
1:00 PM "The 700 Club"

Kid's Afternoon Block
2:00 PM "My Little Pony Tales"
2:30 PM "Donald's Quack Attack"
3:00 PM "Ducktales"
3:30 PM "Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers"
4:00 PM "Goof Troop"
4:30 PM "Aladdin"

Sitcom Block
5:00 PM "Dinosaurs"
5:30 PM "Family Matters"
6:00 PM "Full House"
6:30 PM "Perfect Strangers"
7:00 PM "Family Matters"
7:30 PM "Step By Step"

Evening Block
8:00 PM "MacGyver" (Monday-Thursday)/ "The Weakest Link" (Friday)
9:00 PM "WCW Wresting" (Monday)/ "TV MOVIE" (Tuesday-Thursday)/ "Survivor" (Friday)
10:00 PM "WCW Wresting" (Monday)/ "TV MOVIE" Continued . . .(Tuesday-Thursday)/ "20/20" (Friday)
11:00 PM "The Golden Girls"
11:30 PM "The Golden Girls"

After Midnight Dark Block
12:00 AM "The Jerry Springer Show"
1:00 AM "The Simpsons"
1:30 AM "Ren and Stimpy"
2:00 AM "Beavis and Butthead"
2:30 AM "South Park"
3:00 AM "Queer As Folk"
4:00 AM "The Real World"
4:30 AM "Elimidate"
5:00 AM "The 700 Club"





SATURDAYS:
Kid's Mega Morning Block
6:00 AM "The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog"
6:30 AM "The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog"
7:00 AM "Gargoyels"
7:30 AM "Gargoyels"
8:00 AM "The Jungle Cubs"
8:30 AM "The Jungle Cubs"
9:00 AM "The Little Mermaid"
9:30 AM "The Little Mermaid"
10:00 AM "Timon and Pumbaa"
10:30 AM "Timon and Pumbaa"
11:00 AM "The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh"
11:30 AM "The Addams Family" (1991 Cartoon version)

Action Block
12:00 PM "MacGyver"
1:00 PM "WCW Wrestling"
2:00 PM "Sports" (NFL Football/ NBA Basketball/ NHL Hockey/ NBL Baseball)

Sitcom Block
5:00 PM "Baby Talk"
5:30 PM "Baby Bob"
6:00 PM "Full House"
6:30 PM "Perfect Strangers"
7:00 PM "Family Matters"
7:30 PM "Step By Step"

Evening Block
8:00 PM Sitcom Specials (ET In TV Land, Inside Television, Inside TV Land, E! True Hollywood Story, ect)
9:00 PM SATURDAY NIGHT TV MOVIE
11:00 PM Sitcom Specials (ET, Inside Television, Inside TV Land, E! True Hollywood Story, ect)

Classic Television Block
12:00 AM TO 6:00 AM (features random sitcoms from the 1950's to the 1980's that range from I Love Lucy, Gilligan's Island, The Andy Griffith Show, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, The Munsters, The Brady Bunch, All In The Family, Sanford and Son, Mary Tyler Moore, Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, Three's Company, Cheers, The Wonder Years, Growing Pains, ect.





SUNDAYS:
Christian Block
6:00 AM TO 10:00 AM- Church Christian Preaching

Action Block
10:00 AM Animal Hunting
10:30 AM Fishing
11:00 AM Fishing
11:30 AM Animal Hunting
12:00 PM "Sports" (NFL Football/ NBA Basketball/ NHL Hockey/ NBL Baseball)
3:00 PM "WCW Wrestling"

Sitcom Block
4:00 PM "E! True Hollywood Story"
6:00 PM "Full House"
6:30 PM "Perfect Strangers"
7:00 PM "Family Matters"
7:30 PM "Step By Step"

Evening Block
8:00 PM "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"
9:00 PM "Fear Factor"
10:00 PM "WCW Wrestling"
11:00 PM "E! True Hollywood Story"

Classic Television Block
12:00 AM TO 6:00 AM (features random sitcoms from the 1950's to the 1980's that range from I Love Lucy, Gilligan's Island, The Andy Griffith Show, Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, The Munsters, The Brady Bunch, The Flip Wilson Show, The Carol Burnett Show, All In The Family, Sanford and Son, Mary Tyler Moore, Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, Three's Company, Cheers, The Wonder Years, Growing Pains, ect.

[Adamantium]

"The TV Channel" (I'm not very creative)
All shows are uncut and with no logo in the corner:
6:00am The Monkees
6:30am Batman (1960's)
7:00am The Addams Family
7:30am The Munsters
8:00am Chico and the Man
8:30am Night Court
9:00am Ellen
9:30am Rhoda
10:00am Sliders
11:00am Quantum Leap
12:00pm Life Goes On
1:00pm Superhuman Samurai Cyber Squad
1:30pm Spider-Man (1990's)
2:00pm The Real Ghostbusters
2:30pm X-Men (mon-thur) X-Men: Evolution (fri)
3:00pm Batman: The Animated Series
3:30pm Teen Wolf
4:00pm California Dreams
4:30pm Saved by the Bell: The New Class
5:00pm Hey Dude
5:30pm Salute Your Shorts
6:00pm ALF
6:30pm Mr. Belvedere
7:00pm Full House
7:30pm Family Matters
8:00pm Step By Step
8:30pm The Parent 'Hood
9:00pm Boy Meets World
9:30pm Perfect Strangers
10:00pm Wings
10:30pm NewsRadio
11:00pm The John Larroquette Show
11:30pm The Honeymooners
12:00am Car 54, Where Are You?
12:30am Andy Richter Controls the Universe
1:00am Working
1:30am George & Leo
2:00am Get a Life
2:30am DAG
3:00am Cursed/The Weber Show
3:30am The Ellen Show
4:00am Just the Ten of Us
4:30am Brotherly Love
5:00am Planet of the Apes

Weekends are the same.

[jhowse]

My station would be called TVBest (the "real" TVLand) and here's the 7-day lineup:

12AM - Texaco Star Theater/Milton Berle Show
1AM - Dean Martin Show
2AM - Perry Mason
3AM - Lassie
3:30AM - Dick Van Dyke Show
4AM - Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
5AM - Marcus Welby, M.D.
6AM - Colgate Comedy Hour
7AM - Maude
7:30AM - Mary Tyler Moore Show
8AM - Waltons
9AM - Disneyland/Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Color
10AM - Little House on the Prairie
11AM - Bewitched
11:30AM - Alice
12PM - My Three Sons
12:30PM - Sanford and Son
1PM - Hawaii Five-O
2PM - Jeffersons
2:30PM - One Day at a Time
3PM - Jackie Gleason Show
4PM - Dragnet
4:30PM - Lucy Show
5PM - Happy Days
5:30PM - Danny Thomas Show/Make Room for Daddy/Make Room for Granddaddy
6PM - I Love Lucy
6:30PM - Three's Company/Three's a Crowd
7PM - Gunsmoke
8PM - Red Skelton Show/Red Skelton Hour
9PM - M*A*S*H/AfterMASH
9:30PM - All in the Family/Archie Bunker's Place
10PM - Toast of the Town/Ed Sullivan Show
11PM - Andy Griffith Show/Mayberry R.F.D.
11:30PM - Jack Benny Show

[dlemond]

Classic American Sitcom Television (CAST)

WEEKDAYS

6AM - The Danny Thomas Show
6:30 - The Muppet Show
7:00 - The Flintstones
7:30 - Welcome Back Kotter
8:00 - Bewitched
8:30 - Alice
9:00 - Roseanne
9:30 - Fraiser
10:00- Newhart
10:30 - Happy Days
11:30 - The Hogan Family
12pm - Family Matters
12:30 - Boy Meets World
1:00 - Soap
1:30 - The Wonder Years
2:00 - MASH
2:30 - Coach
3:00 - I Love Lucy
3:30 - Three's Company
4:00 - The Jeffersons
4:30 - Home Improvement
5:00 - Seinfeld
5:30 - Wings
6PM - Everybody Loves Raymond
6:30 - Becker
7:00 - The Simpsons
7:30 - Mr. Belvedere
8:00 - What's Happening
8:30 - WKRP in Cincinnati
9:00 - That '70s Show
9:30 - The Odd Couple
10:00 - Taxi
10:30 - Barney Miller
11:00 - Sanford and Son
11:30 - Laverne and Shirley
12AM - Will and Grace
12:30 - Cheers
1:00 - Night Court
1:30 - Scrubs
2:00 - The Bob Newhart Show
2:30 - South Park
3:00 - The Family Guy
3:30 - Dr. Katz
4:00 - Martin
4:30 - Friends
5:00 - Charles in Charge

[B&W fan]

TV Classics Network

Weekdays:

6:00 am – Abbott & Costello Show
6:30 am – Gilligan’s Island
7:00 am – Flintstones
7:30 am – Leave it to Beaver
8:00 am – Dick Van Dyke Show
8:30 am – Andy Griffith Show
9:00 am – I Love Lucy
9:30 am – The Lucy Show
10:00 am – Father Knows Best
10:30 am – Mary Tyler Moore
11:00 am – Brady Bunch
11:30 am – Partridge Family
12:00 pm – In the Heat of the Night
1:00 pm – Perry Mason
2:00 pm – Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
3:00 pm – Lost in Space
4:00 pm – Tarzan (Ron Ely series)
5:00 pm – Star Trek
6:00 pm – Star Trek, TNG
7:00 pm – Happy Days
7:30 pm – Wonder Years
8:00 pm – The Fugitive
9:00 pm - Gunsmoke (early ½ versions)
9:30 pm – Lone Ranger
10:00 pm – Doctor Who
10:30 pm – Twilight Zone
11:00 pm – Carol Burnett Show
11:30 pm – Family Ties
12:00 am – Munsters
12:30 am – My Favorite Martian
1:00 am – Beverly Hillbillies
1:30 am – Hogan’s Heroes
2:00 am – Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
2:30 am – That Girl
3:00 am – Bewitched
3:30 am – I Dream of Jeannie
4:00 am – Patty Duke Show
4:30 am – Odd Couple
5:00 am – Charles in Charge
5:30 am – It’s Your Move

Saturday:

6:00 am – Tom & Jerry
7:00 am – Charlie Brown & Snoopy Show
7:30 am – Jetsons
8:00 am – Flintstones
8:30 am – Scooby Doo (classics only)
9:00 am – Harlem Globetrotters
9:30 am – Underdog
10:00 am – Herculoids
10:30 am – Shazzan
11:00 am – Land of the Lost (70’s version)
11:30 am – Shazzam (live action 70’s version)
12:00 pm – Johnny Quest
12:30 pm – Batman, the Animated Series
1:00 pm – Abbott & Costello movie
3:00 pm – Big Valley
4:00 pm – The Six Million Dollar Man
5:00 pm – The Greatest American Hero
6:00 pm – The Incredible Hulk
7:00 pm – The Untouchables
8:00 pm – Charlie Chan Mystery Movie
9:30 pm – Doctor Who (full 4 or more episode story combined as a movie)
11:00 pm – Assorted Short Cartoons/Little Rascals depending on when Doctor Who ended
12:00 am – 4 Assorted movies from the 30’s to the 60’s

Sundays:

6:00 am – Christian programming
12:00 pm – Classic Sports (stealing from ESPN Classics)
6:00 pm – Hey Dude
6:30 pm – Salute Your Shorts
7:00 pm – Adventures of Superman
7:30 pm – “ “
8:00 pm – Sunday Night Adventure Movie (Tarzans, etc…)
10:00 pm – Christian programming
12:00 am – Munsters
12:30 am – My Favorite Martian
1:00 am – Beverly Hillbillies
1:30 am – Hogan’s Heroes
2:00 am – Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
2:30 am – That Girl
3:00 am – Bewitched
3:30 am – I Dream of Jeannie
4:00 am – Patty Duke Show
4:30 am – Odd Couple
5:00 am – Charles in Charge
5:30 am – It’s Your Move

[edwardwoodbine]

deja view 2 prime 2 rogers cable channel 144 channel 59
6 am bugs bunny
7 am three company
7:30 petticoat junction
8 am adam 12
9 am happy days until 10 am
11 am webster until noon
12-4pm wwe raw and smackdown
4-5 pm petticoat junction
5-6 pm simpsons
6 pm dragnet
7 pm tolkersons
7:30pm - 10 pm family affair
10-12am cops
weekends
1 family affair from noon to 9 pm
2 hockey toronto maple leafs
3 wwe wrestling
4 movies
5 nba basketball
6 lacrosse
7 cartoons

[Anna4]

My Network would be called TV Universe. My logo would be a transparent moon in the corner

12:00am- Threes Company
12:30am- Supermarket Sweep
1:00am- Classic Wheel Of Fortune
1:30am- Classic The Dating Game
2:00am- Caroline in the City
2:30am- Soap
3:00am- Cybil
3:30am- All in the Family
4:00am- Murphy Brown
4:30am- Family Guy
5:00am- Classic Mad Tv
6:00am- Futurama
6:30am- Roseanne
7:00am- The Critic
7:30am- Saved By the Bell
8:00am- Murder She Wrote
9:00am- Classic Ricki Lake
10:00am- Classic Jenny Jones
11:00am- Classic Sally Jessy Raphael
12:00pm- Classic Jerry Springer
1:00pm- The Parkers
1:30pm- Mad about You
2:00pm- Living Single
2:30pm- 3rd Rock from the Sun
3:00pm- Classic Judge Judy
3:30pm- Classic Judge Judy
4:00pm- Seinfeld
4:30pm- Veronica's Closet
5:00pm- Friends
5:30pm- Will and Grace
6:00pm- The Golden Girls
6:30pm- Ellen
7:00pm- The Simpsons
7:30pm- Seinfeld
8:00pm- Will and Grace
8:30pm- Classic Judge Judy
9:00pm- The Golden Girls
9:30pm- Friends
10:00pm- Just Shoot Me
10:30pm- Gimme a Break
11:00pm- Maude
11:30pm- Jesse

[B&W fan]

1) As someone else mentioned, I too would have NO logo onscreen and would show the episodes uncut. Hey, if we are dreaming here, then I'm 10x richer than Turner and therefore I don't need all the commercials to make my station go. That gives me time to run uncut episodes.

2) It's very interesting to read all the different ideas here. I'm sure what I'm about to write is the same for everybody, but I'll write it anyway. There are some dream lineups listed here that I would watch alot of. There are others that I might turn on occasionally. And there have been two that I would NEVER turn on. I mean NEVER. But to each his/her own.

B&W "I think age differences between the posters here has alot to do with the wide variety we see in lineups" fan

[Anna4]

What were the stations you would watch and occasionaly and the ones you wouldnt watch at all?

[B&W fan]

Originally posted by Anna4
What were the stations you would watch and occasionaly and the ones you wouldnt watch at all?

Anna4,

I wouldn't want to say who's lineups I wouldn't watch. I don't think that's fair or kind, and that's why I left my comments general.

There are some folks here that have absolutely no idea what kindness and civility are. They write things without considering the fact that if they said the things they wrote to the face of someone, they'd promptly be punched out. Believe me, I know of what I speak. Just this past week some folks responded to a very generalized post of mine in which I never ripped any other poster. With no provoking at all, a couple of nuts here decided to post with sarcasm and rudeness when it wasn't warranted.

Sorry to be long-winded, but I wanted to let you know why I feel so strongly about this.

Take care,

B&W "I find most folks here to be polite and intellegent, but a few posters act like they have serious brain damage" fan

[Chocoholic]

Originally posted by B&W fan


There are some folks here that have absolutely no idea what kindness and civility are. They write things without considering the fact that if they said the things they wrote to the face of someone, they'd promptly be punched out.

B&W fan, If you would read some of Anna4's posts in the Scrubs section, you would see that she is pretty darn rude and uncivil. She can't accept the fact that some people in this world actually like watching Scrubs. Most of her posts right now are in the Scrubs section, badmouthing the show and its fans.

I can't believe Anna was able to make two consecutive posts without bad-mouthing Scrubs. That must be a record for her. Keep it up, Anna! Maybe you just might become a decent poster here.

[Anna4]

LOL Kristen Oh you ,such a kidder