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Lovey524 · 08-05-2000, 10:54 PM

I will take SilentBri's idea and do a Survivor with Gilligan! Hope you don't mind Silent! I will vote the first person off and I say Ginger! Sorry Ginger fans, I am one too, but she is soooooo airy and stupid well she does have a little common sense but she's just airy!

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Gilligan: "They put us in these glass booths!"
Skipper: "Little buddy!"
Mr. Howell: "I'm a millionaire!"
Mrs. Howell: "I think I want the Professor."
Ginger: "I wanna be loved by you."
Professor: "The atomic weight..."
Mary Ann: "My coconut cream pie!"
CEC JNS GJR PML

ProffesorFan · 08-06-2000, 07:49 AM

Hmmm...I guess I'd vote Lovey off the island. She doesn't really do any of the work and she doesn't seem like the brightest person in the world either. I, of couse would say that the Professor was the ultimate survivor, but since I'm his fan, other people will have other opinions.
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Lovey524 · 08-06-2000, 09:15 PM

Hey I think Mr. Howell should be first off, before Lovey! She has some common sense and she cares about more than money. All he cares about is money, money, money! I do think the Professor is the ultimate survivor, but don't take my advice, go with your mind!

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Gilligan: "They put us in these glass booths!"
Skipper: "Little buddy!"
Mr. Howell: "I'm a millionaire!"
Mrs. Howell: "I think I want the Professor."
Ginger: "I wanna be loved by you."
Professor: "The atomic weight..."
Mary Ann: "My coconut cream pie!"
CEC JNS GJR PML

The T · 08-06-2000, 10:30 PM

I vote mr. Howell off! Because he has to go with lovey, she would say "Oh thurstan don't let me go alone! Please come with me!" Can't ya just here her voice?

See ya~The T

silentbri · 08-07-2000, 12:36 PM

*Sigh*... Don't worry folks... here I am, ready to put this all in to perspectiv and give it a plot!

So a few years after the castaways are rescued, they are offered the chance to be on the hit CBS life-drama, "Survivor". Each of the 7 castaways will be voted off the island by the other castaways, till only one is left.

WEEK ONE: Ginger complains non-stop about how evereyone else is getting more camera-time than her, and she deserves to have the most exposure because she is a *star*. THe others vote her off the island quickly, just because she is so darned annoying about it.

WEEK TWO: Lovey has been refusing to eat the food they can find on the island (the only meat available is Rat, after all!), and will occasionaly faint in the middle of the day at the worst times. Thurston pays everyone $1,000 each to vote Lovey off the island, because he is seriously worried about her health.

WEEK THREE: Seems that Lovey left the island, and accidentally took Mr. Howell's Teddy with her! After 3 days with no sleep, Thurston starts to go a little mad. He prances around the island nekid, and starts hugging Gilligan alot and calls him "Lovey". Everyone agrees that Thurston should be next off the island.

Now, for my vote.

WEEK FOUR: While gathering coconuts, Gilligan accidentally drops 5 of them on Skipper's head, casuing a severe concussion. He has to be airlifted of fthe island, ind is automatically disqualified formt he competition.

Only 3 Survivors left, peopl... Proffessor, MarryAnne, and Gilligan. Who will be next? And most importantly... Why?

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Gilligannut · 08-07-2000, 01:02 PM

final week: Maryanne, Proman, and Gilligan devolp island fever.
Maryanne's condition is very serious so the kick her off.
And despite Proman's attempt to make painkillers for himself , he blacks out.
Then a plane picks Gilligan up and takes him to Hollywood and he becomes the planet's biggest Multimillionaire!

silentbri · 08-07-2000, 07:22 PM

...And then the screen gets all wavey, and the "Doodledoodleooo Doodledoodledooo..." music plays. Then, as if from far waya, we hear MarryAnne saying "Gilligan??? Gilligan, wake up!"

"Huh??? Wha--???" Gilligan wakes up and realizes it was all a dream... a terrible, terrible dream....

...But that's okay. Gilligan knows that he is much better off not being a millionaire or famous or anything like that. He would much rather just sleep in the sun and eat some of MarryAnne's Coconut Cream Pie!

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Mary-Ann · 08-15-2000, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gilligannut:
final week: Maryanne, Proman, and Gilligan devolp island fever.
Maryanne's condition is very serious so the kick her off.
And despite Proman's attempt to make painkillers for himself , he blacks out.
Then a plane picks Gilligan up and takes him to Hollywood and he becomes the planet's biggest Multimillionaire!

You have got it all WRONG! Mary-Ann is the survior! Like DUH!

ProffesorFan · 08-16-2000, 12:07 AM

What??? Now this cannot be! The Professor is the smartest, he makes everything and it's obvious that he should be the ultimate survivor. And here's another good reason. He was voted as the ultimate survivor on that Nick-At-Night thing. He won by almost half! The Professor rules!

Perderabo · 08-16-2000, 09:41 AM

Here's how I see things after silentbri original script: As he watches the skipper get airlifted off the island, the Professor realizes that Gilligan should be next. To accomplish this he will need to outsmart Gilligan...and no surprise...he does it.

Then he's alone with Mary-Ann. He decides that Mary-Ann is much more fun than a lousy million bucks. So he builds a computer system outta some palm leaves and some seaweed. He hacks into the GPS satellite and disrupts it just enough so that people will go to wrong island. Then he and Mary-Ann live happily ever after. The End.

silentbri · 08-16-2000, 01:33 PM

Actually, after having reviewed all of my knowledge of Gilligan's Island, the only possible outcome is that NO ONE wins. The winner would be either a monkey (or gorilla), or that creepy hypnotist guy that switched all the castaways minds. Either way, it is obvious that none of the castaways could possibly win.

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08-17-2000, 10:05 AM

nooooooooooooooo! ginger should have been the winner!

The T · 08-17-2000, 11:52 AM

I totally agree with silentbri. If they really did this none of them would win. It's obvious! If you watch gilligan
enough it's easy to figure out the true senario. The monkey would win.

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See ya~The T
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Richie-That sound could save your life!

Fonz-That sound could cost you yours!
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ProffesorFan · 08-17-2000, 01:13 PM

OK, so why would the monkey win. You need to have at least one reason. It would be dumb to just say "the monkey is the winner" without explaining why.

silentbri · 08-17-2000, 06:28 PM

Easy! Everybody one-by-one is voted off the island till it's just Gilligan and The Professor left. The two of them are talking, trying to psyke each other out. They are standing on the shor eof the lagoon, and The Professor has his back to the lagoon. Gilligan says something crazy, like "You better get off this island now, or I'll do something BAD!" The Professor's eyes get really big, he turns around, and runs in to the laggoon. He starts swimming away as fast as he can!

Gilligan looks shocked. Then he realizes and starts saying "...It worked! I can't believe it worked! I won! I won! I'm the last one on the--"... and then he turns around, and see's what the Professor was *actually* trying to get away from... A HUGE GORILLA!!! Gilligan jumps in to the laggoon, and swims away at double-speed. Start end music, fade to exterior shot of island. Roll end credits.

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08-05-2000, 10:54 PM	#1
Lovey524 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 23, 2000 Location: Manlius, NY, Posts: 34	Survivor I will take SilentBri's idea and do a Survivor with Gilligan! Hope you don't mind Silent! I will vote the first person off and I say Ginger! Sorry Ginger fans, I am one too, but she is soooooo airy and stupid well she does have a little common sense but she's just airy! ------------------ Gilligan: "They put us in these glass booths!" Skipper: "Little buddy!" Mr. Howell: "I'm a millionaire!" Mrs. Howell: "I think I want the Professor." Ginger: "I wanna be loved by you." Professor: "The atomic weight..." Mary Ann: "My coconut cream pie!" CEC JNS GJR PML

08-17-2000, 10:05 AM	#12
eminem98763 Guest Posts: n/a	nooooooooooooooo! ginger should have been the winner!
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08-06-2000, 07:49 AM	#2
ProffesorFan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 05, 2000 Posts: 102	Hmmm...I guess I'd vote Lovey off the island. She doesn't really do any of the work and she doesn't seem like the brightest person in the world either. I, of couse would say that the Professor was the ultimate survivor, but since I'm his fan, other people will have other opinions. Bye

08-06-2000, 09:15 PM	#3
Lovey524 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 23, 2000 Location: Manlius, NY, Posts: 34	Hey I think Mr. Howell should be first off, before Lovey! She has some common sense and she cares about more than money. All he cares about is money, money, money! I do think the Professor is the ultimate survivor, but don't take my advice, go with your mind! ------------------ Gilligan: "They put us in these glass booths!" Skipper: "Little buddy!" Mr. Howell: "I'm a millionaire!" Mrs. Howell: "I think I want the Professor." Ginger: "I wanna be loved by you." Professor: "The atomic weight..." Mary Ann: "My coconut cream pie!" CEC JNS GJR PML

08-06-2000, 10:30 PM	#4
The T Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2000 Location: Baraboo, WI US Posts: 1,108	I vote mr. Howell off! Because he has to go with lovey, she would say "Oh thurstan don't let me go alone! Please come with me!" Can't ya just here her voice? See ya~The T

08-07-2000, 12:36 PM	#5
silentbri Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 20, 2000 Location: Lynnwood, WA, in the good ol' US of A Posts: 399	Sigh... Don't worry folks... here I am, ready to put this all in to perspectiv and give it a plot! So a few years after the castaways are rescued, they are offered the chance to be on the hit CBS life-drama, "Survivor". Each of the 7 castaways will be voted off the island by the other castaways, till only one is left. WEEK ONE: Ginger complains non-stop about how evereyone else is getting more camera-time than her, and she deserves to have the most exposure because she is a star. THe others vote her off the island quickly, just because she is so darned annoying about it. WEEK TWO: Lovey has been refusing to eat the food they can find on the island (the only meat available is Rat, after all!), and will occasionaly faint in the middle of the day at the worst times. Thurston pays everyone $1,000 each to vote Lovey off the island, because he is seriously worried about her health. WEEK THREE: Seems that Lovey left the island, and accidentally took Mr. Howell's Teddy with her! After 3 days with no sleep, Thurston starts to go a little mad. He prances around the island nekid, and starts hugging Gilligan alot and calls him "Lovey". Everyone agrees that Thurston should be next off the island. Now, for my vote. WEEK FOUR: While gathering coconuts, Gilligan accidentally drops 5 of them on Skipper's head, casuing a severe concussion. He has to be airlifted of fthe island, ind is automatically disqualified formt he competition. Only 3 Survivors left, peopl... Proffessor, MarryAnne, and Gilligan. Who will be next? And most importantly... Why? ------------------ Be sure to click here and check out my web page! What else are you gonna do?

08-07-2000, 01:02 PM	#6
Gilligannut Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 15, 2000 Location: Danville,Il Posts: 82	final week: Maryanne, Proman, and Gilligan devolp island fever. Maryanne's condition is very serious so the kick her off. And despite Proman's attempt to make painkillers for himself , he blacks out. Then a plane picks Gilligan up and takes him to Hollywood and he becomes the planet's biggest Multimillionaire!

08-07-2000, 07:22 PM	#7
silentbri Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 20, 2000 Location: Lynnwood, WA, in the good ol' US of A Posts: 399	...And then the screen gets all wavey, and the "Doodledoodleooo Doodledoodledooo..." music plays. Then, as if from far waya, we hear MarryAnne saying "Gilligan??? Gilligan, wake up!" "Huh??? Wha--???" Gilligan wakes up and realizes it was all a dream... a terrible, terrible dream.... ...But that's okay. Gilligan knows that he is much better off not being a millionaire or famous or anything like that. He would much rather just sleep in the sun and eat some of MarryAnne's Coconut Cream Pie! ------------------ Click here to visit my web page, if you like!

08-16-2000, 12:07 AM	#9
ProffesorFan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 05, 2000 Posts: 102	What??? Now this cannot be! The Professor is the smartest, he makes everything and it's obvious that he should be the ultimate survivor. And here's another good reason. He was voted as the ultimate survivor on that Nick-At-Night thing. He won by almost half! The Professor rules!

08-16-2000, 09:41 AM	#10
Perderabo Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 28, 2000 Location: Rockville, Md, USA Posts: 171	Here's how I see things after silentbri original script: As he watches the skipper get airlifted off the island, the Professor realizes that Gilligan should be next. To accomplish this he will need to outsmart Gilligan...and no surprise...he does it. Then he's alone with Mary-Ann. He decides that Mary-Ann is much more fun than a lousy million bucks. So he builds a computer system outta some palm leaves and some seaweed. He hacks into the GPS satellite and disrupts it just enough so that people will go to wrong island. Then he and Mary-Ann live happily ever after. The End.

08-16-2000, 01:33 PM	#11
silentbri Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 20, 2000 Location: Lynnwood, WA, in the good ol' US of A Posts: 399	Actually, after having reviewed all of my knowledge of Gilligan's Island, the only possible outcome is that NO ONE wins. The winner would be either a monkey (or gorilla), or that creepy hypnotist guy that switched all the castaways minds. Either way, it is obvious that none of the castaways could possibly win. ------------------ Click here to visit my web page, if you like!

08-17-2000, 11:52 AM	#13
The T Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2000 Location: Baraboo, WI US Posts: 1,108	I totally agree with silentbri. If they really did this none of them would win. It's obvious! If you watch gilligan enough it's easy to figure out the true senario. The monkey would win. ------------------ See ya~The T ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Richie-That sound could save your life! Fonz-That sound could cost you yours! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

08-17-2000, 01:13 PM	#14
ProffesorFan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 05, 2000 Posts: 102	OK, so why would the monkey win. You need to have at least one reason. It would be dumb to just say "the monkey is the winner" without explaining why.

08-17-2000, 06:28 PM	#15
silentbri Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 20, 2000 Location: Lynnwood, WA, in the good ol' US of A Posts: 399	Easy! Everybody one-by-one is voted off the island till it's just Gilligan and The Professor left. The two of them are talking, trying to psyke each other out. They are standing on the shor eof the lagoon, and The Professor has his back to the lagoon. Gilligan says something crazy, like "You better get off this island now, or I'll do something BAD!" The Professor's eyes get really big, he turns around, and runs in to the laggoon. He starts swimming away as fast as he can! Gilligan looks shocked. Then he realizes and starts saying "...It worked! I can't believe it worked! I won! I won! I'm the last one on the--"... and then he turns around, and see's what the Professor was actually trying to get away from... A HUGE GORILLA!!! Gilligan jumps in to the laggoon, and swims away at double-speed. Start end music, fade to exterior shot of island. Roll end credits. ------------------ Click here to visit my web page, if you like!