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°Bubbly Blonde° · 01-28-2003, 08:59 PM

Some say the song is entitled "Club" and some reported "Storyrtime".. The song tells the harsh side to the Britney/Justin love story. Hmmm..

(Britney whispers) Storytime...
(Introduction)

Once upon a time there wuz a little boy who tried so hard to be down.
Playing me publicly, twisting the story see, made it the talk of the town.
I try to play sweet, and be quiet-discrete..and let u be on that level alone.
You think the @#%$'s funny
You gave her my number
And now I must change my tone
I mean, you can't play this game alone....
(Verse 1)
First things first
(cry me..cry me..) DONE
Here's a bridge to walk over it too.
Why you so caught up wit' me?
Sick wit' it like you got the flu...
I've also got the ability to open my mouth
--you don't want me to tell the truth.

(chant/chorus teaser: watch me shake it, shake it...watch me shake it shake it)

My little secret about you
You sure you want me to play too?
(b-section)
Am I supposed to cry or laugh when I witness you tryna break me off
I reccomend don't wear anything see through baby
They might peep that your heart is soft
It really don't faze me tho
Out to the clubz I go..
(Chorus)
Shake it shake it
Uh, watch me shake it shake it
Uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh
Shake it shake it
Mm, watch me shake it shake it
Uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh
Shake it shake it""

Kay Scarpetta · 01-28-2003, 09:16 PM

Hmmmmm....interesting. I never liked Justin. I haven't liked Brittney in years. But on the whole breakup thing, I did feel bad for her

Mr. Stefani · 01-28-2003, 10:14 PM

I some how doubt that is "offical". It sounds like a 10 year old wrote it.

Kristina · 01-28-2003, 10:59 PM

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Originally posted by timmy087
I some how doubt that is "offical". It sounds like a 10 year old wrote it.

yeah, most of it doesn't go together.

°Bubbly Blonde° · 01-28-2003, 11:27 PM

According to E! It's gonna be released late this year.....I dont really kno if I like it or not I'll have to hear it...

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 01-29-2003, 01:24 AM

!! Ya, her CD is coming out this October. I dunno about those lyrics.. I need to hear the beat first.

AKA · 01-29-2003, 04:22 AM

Those were the most horrible, incoherent lyrics I have ever read.

Mr. Stefani · 01-29-2003, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Those were the most horrible, incoherent lyrics I have ever read.

Some bitter 10 year old Britney obsesser probably posted them on a message board

...I don't think ANYONE is that stupid.

DarleneIllyria · 01-29-2003, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026

(cry me..cry me..) DONE

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I hope to God she doesn't use a small snippet from Justin's song. Isn't it called 'Cry Me a River'?? It makes nails on a chalkboard sound more comforting. No offense to Justin fans. He sounds decent if it's a fast tune, but if it's a slow song...it sounds all whiny.

Adele · 01-29-2003, 10:22 PM

hahahahaha. Oh god....................

01-28-2003, 08:59 PM	#1
°Bubbly Blonde° <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Nov 25, 2001 Location: Playboy Mansion Posts: 5,876	Lyrics To a New Britney Song Some say the song is entitled "Club" and some reported "Storyrtime".. The song tells the harsh side to the Britney/Justin love story. Hmmm.. (Britney whispers) Storytime... (Introduction) Once upon a time there wuz a little boy who tried so hard to be down. Playing me publicly, twisting the story see, made it the talk of the town. I try to play sweet, and be quiet-discrete..and let u be on that level alone. You think the @#%$'s funny You gave her my number And now I must change my tone I mean, you can't play this game alone.... (Verse 1) First things first (cry me..cry me..) DONE Here's a bridge to walk over it too. Why you so caught up wit' me? Sick wit' it like you got the flu... I've also got the ability to open my mouth --you don't want me to tell the truth. (chant/chorus teaser: watch me shake it, shake it...watch me shake it shake it) My little secret about you You sure you want me to play too? (b-section) Am I supposed to cry or laugh when I witness you tryna break me off I reccomend don't wear anything see through baby They might peep that your heart is soft It really don't faze me tho Out to the clubz I go.. (Chorus) Shake it shake it Uh, watch me shake it shake it Uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh Shake it shake it Mm, watch me shake it shake it Uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh Shake it shake it""
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01-28-2003, 09:16 PM	#2
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Hmmmmm....interesting. I never liked Justin. I haven't liked Brittney in years. But on the whole breakup thing, I did feel bad for her
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01-29-2003, 01:24 AM	#6
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	!! Ya, her CD is coming out this October. I dunno about those lyrics.. I need to hear the beat first.
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01-28-2003, 10:14 PM	#3
Mr. Stefani Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 15, 2001 Posts: 20,757	I some how doubt that is "offical". It sounds like a 10 year old wrote it.

01-28-2003, 11:27 PM	#5
°Bubbly Blonde° <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Nov 25, 2001 Location: Playboy Mansion Posts: 5,876	According to E! It's gonna be released late this year.....I dont really kno if I like it or not I'll have to hear it...

01-29-2003, 04:22 AM	#7
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	Those were the most horrible, incoherent lyrics I have ever read.

01-29-2003, 10:22 PM	#10
Adele Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 02, 2001 Posts: 634	hahahahaha. Oh god....................