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Old 01-26-2003, 09:01 PM   #1
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Arrow JOKE: Why was six afraid of seven?

Why was six afraid of seven?
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because seven eight (ate) nine

I think everyone has heard that already.
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because seven eight (ate) nine

I think everyone has heard that already.
Thats one of my favorites..... My grandpa told me that when I wa slike 3.
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:03 PM   #4
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My grandpa told me that when I wa slike 3.
I heard it when I was about 3 aswell. It wasn't funny then and it ain't funny now!
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:05 PM   #5
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If y'all like lame jokes check this one out -

Why is there no asprin in the jungle?
Cos the parecetemol.

Think about it.

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I don't think I can think of any other jokes right now.. I'll keep thinking. How 'bout that?
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NO!

if your going to post these jokes, just keep them in one post...
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I heard it when I was about 3 aswell. It wasn't funny then and it ain't funny now!
Well I like it.
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6 is afraid because it is a loser
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That's another way of looking at it I guess!
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If y'all like lame jokes check this one out -

Why is there no asprin in the jungle?
Cos the parecetemol.

Think about it.
Ok...........I think I have it, but I'm just stupid like that so........

How do you pronounce that?
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Ok...........I think I have it, but I'm just stupid like that so........

How do you pronounce that?
It's pronounced "para-set-a-mol". It's a play on words - it sounds like "parrots ate 'em all". That's why there is no asprin in the jungle - cos the parrots ate them all.
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It's pronounced "para-set-a-mol". It's a play on words - it sounds like "parrots ate 'em all". That's why there is no asprin in the jungle - cos the parrots ate them all.
Yea, I go the part about ate them all, but I wasn't sure what it was that ate them. Thanks.

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