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THE ONE WITH PHOEBE’S SECRET ADMIRER
[Scene: Phoebe’s apartment. Joey is talking to Phoebe.] Phoebe: Joey, do I have any important mail? Joey: Just some bills. Phoebe: Oh you can just throw those away, I don’t like them. Joey: But don’t you have to pay them? Phoebe: Oh yeah! I always forget that! Just put them on the coffee table. Joey: Oh wait, there’s something else here… It looks like a card. Phoebe: Let me open it! (Phoebe opens the letter) Joey: What does it say? Phoebe: This person wants me to meet them. Joey: Anything else? Phoebe: It says to check outside my door. Joey: So go check! Phoebe: Okay… this is creeping me out though! (Phoebe opens her front door, and there are a dozen roses sitting outside) Phoebe: Oh my!! Roses!! Joey: It looks like you have a secret admirer! Phoebe: How exciting! I’ve never had one of these before! Woo hoo! Joey: So are you going to meet him? Phoebe: I haven’t decided. Joey: But I thought you were excited! Phoebe: Nah… not really anymore. This is a little too creepy. This could be a plot to murder me! Joey: I don’t think it is. Phoebe: How would you know? Joey: Well… uhh… I don’t. [Scene: Chandler & Monica’s Apartment. Chandler, Mon, and Rachel are eating breakfast.] Monica: So Rachel… are you going to be coming over everyday for breakfast? Rachel: Monica, like I told you, I’m almost out of money! Chandler: I thought you had a good job? Rachel: It is good… but it pays fifty thousand less than I need. Monica: Fifty thousand less than you need?! Chandler: Uhh Rachel… what have you been buying? Rachel: Just some things I need. Monica: Such as…? Rachel: Well, y’know… a new car… a new fridge… a big-screen TV… Monica: You can’t afford that! Rachel: I think I’m doing alright. Monica: You are eating here every meal! Rachel: Because I am your friend, I enjoy your company. Chandler: More like, you enjoy our money. (Rachel glares at Chandler) Rachel: Fine then, if you guys don’t want me here, I’ll eat at Joey’s. Monica: Joey’s cooking compared to mine? HA! Rachel: But I thought you didn’t want me to keep eating here? Monica: Well… I guess I looove it when people enjoy me food! Chandler: She also enjoys it when I… Monica: Chandler! Stop talking! (Phoebe runs into the apartment) Phoebe: Guys!! Guess what? Chandler: You won the Publisher’s Clearinghouse ten million dollar sweepstakes?! Phoebe: No… but that would be nicer than this! Rachel: What is it Pheebs? Phoebe: I have a secret admirer! Rachel: Sounds exciting! Monica: How cool! Chandler: You ran through the door to tell us THAT?! Rachel: Having a secret admirer is a very big deal Chandler! Phoebe: Yeah! Monica: Knowing someone loves you from a distance… oh how great that would be… Chandler: Ummm…. Hello? This is your husband speaking! Phoebe: Anyways… I’m supposed meet them at Central Perk tonight at eight! Rachel: Phoebe we are going to make you so pretty for your date! Phoebe: No, no! It’s not a date, it’s a meeting of me and my secret admirer! Rachel: Okay then… [Scene: Ross & Rachel’s Apartment. Joey is talking to Ross.] Ross: Wait, let me get this straight. You sent Phoebe a dozen flowers?! Joey: And a note that says to meet me at Central Perk. Ross: You like Phoebe? Joey: You never knew? I thought I told you! Ross: Uh no you didn’t! Joey: Oh yeah, I guess that was Chandler. Ross: You told Chandler and you didn’t tell me? Joey: Look! I don’t know what I’m gonna say, and I need your help! Ross: Okay… let’s see… how about telling her that you’ve liked her from a distance for so long now, that you finally wanted to surprise her? Joey: Very good Ross! I knew I came to the right person. Got to go, bye! (Joey walks out of the apartment) Ross: Wait! I had a whole speech prepared to tell you!! [Scene: Chandler & Monica’s Apartment. Phoebe is getting ready.] Phoebe: Don’t I look absolutely magnificent? Chandler: Oh… my… God…! You do! Rachel: Wow Phoebe, I’m quite jealous! Phoebe: Monica? What do you think? Monica: You got makeup on the furniture!! Phoebe: Damn… I thought I could hide it. (Ross walks into the apartment) Ross: Hi everyone! Rachel: Where have you been? Ross: Just talking to Joey. Phoebe: Why didn’t he come to see me before I left? I want him to experience the beauty called me! Ross: Trust me… he’ll be experiencing it. Phoebe: What? Ross: I mean… when you get back. Phoebe: Oh… right! Monica: Ross, can I talk to you in my room please? Ross: Sure Mon… I’ll be right there. (Monica and Ross exit into her room) Chandler: So now that Monica is gone… WOW! (Phoebe giggles) Rachel: Don’t you have to be leaving? Phoebe: Oh that’s right! Tell Monica and Ross I said bye! Chandler: Good luck with your date. Phoebe: I told you, it’s not a date, it’s a… Rachel: We know, we know! Just go already! [Scene: Monica’s Room. Monica is talking to Ross.] Monica: Ross, is Joey the secret admirer? Ross: No… Monica: Yes! Ross: No… Monica: Yes! Ross: Okay, you win!! Monica: I ALWAYS win! Ross: Yes, it’s Joey. Monica: How long have you known he’s liked her? Ross: For about fifteen minutes. Monica: That long, and you haven’t told me?! [Scene: Central Perk. Joey is sitting at the first table to the left.] Phoebe: (talking to herself) First table to the left, first table to the left… (Phoebe looks over and sees Joey) Phoebe: Joey… what are you doing here? And in that chair? Joey: Surprise!! Phoebe: Surprise what? Move!! Now my secret admirer probably moved to another table and I won’t know who he is! Move move move!! Joey: Pheebs… I am the one that sent your flowers. Phoebe: Aww, that was sweet, but… MOVE! Joey: You aren’t understanding! I am the secret admirer! Phoebe: Oh… my… Joey: Shocked? Phoebe: Nope! Joey: Really? Phoebe: I’ve known you’ve had a thing for me… I’ve just been waiting for you to do something about it! (Joey stands up) Joey: Mind if I do a little more about it? Phoebe: Go right ahead! (Phoebe and Joey kiss each other) THE END |
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Join Date: Oct 25, 2006
Location: portsmouth
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aww thats soo cute ive always wanted joey and pheobe to be together
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Join Date: Oct 06, 2007
Location: Lebanon
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LOVE IT! keep it going plz
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