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Czas na Zywiec · 01-19-2003, 02:58 AM

Guy Translations For Women

IT'S A GUY THING.

Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?

UH HUH, SURE, HONEY / YES, DEAR.

Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.

Translated: I have no idea how it works.

TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.

Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.

Translated: Are you still talking?

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.

Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.

Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.

I CAN'T FIND IT.

Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?

Translated: What did you catch me at?

I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.

Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.

Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 01-19-2003, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Original Prankster

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.

Translated: I have no idea how it works.

TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.

Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.

Translated: Are you still talking?

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.

Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.

I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.

Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.

LMAO.

Stormtracker TF · 01-19-2003, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women

IT'S A GUY THING.

Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?

UH HUH, SURE, HONEY / YES, DEAR.

Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.

Translated: I have no idea how it works.

TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.

Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.

Translated: Are you still talking?

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.

Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.

Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.

I CAN'T FIND IT.

Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?

Translated: What did you catch me at?

I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.

Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.

Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.

F*O*L 1988 · 01-19-2003, 09:45 AM

LOL that's good!

Cactus Jack · 01-19-2003, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women

IT'S A GUY THING.

Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?

UH HUH, SURE, HONEY / YES, DEAR.

Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.

Translated: I have no idea how it works.

TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.

Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.

Translated: Are you still talking?

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.

Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.

Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.

I CAN'T FIND IT.

Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?

Translated: What did you catch me at?

I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.

Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.

Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Kay Scarpetta · 01-19-2003, 10:25 AM

that's good

Pitooey · 01-19-2003, 10:29 AM

The Vacumm one was good..............

Here's anothe one..........

He - Here's a couple of bucks Go buy yourself something................

Why????

Because he wants me out of the house because it's football Sunday...................

Ewan's My Man · 01-19-2003, 11:22 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Krisalicious · 01-19-2003, 11:22 AM

Those were great.

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 01-19-2003, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.

Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.

love that one! lol

Plata · 01-19-2003, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Guy Translations For Women

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

Translated: Why isn't it already on the table?

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN.

Translated: I have no idea how it works.

THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.

Translated: Are you still talking?

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.

Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt.

HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING.

Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.

I CAN'T FIND IT.

Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless.

I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.

Translated: No one will ever see us alive again.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.

Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.

Those were great!

ks · 01-19-2003, 04:59 PM

ks

shavelyLBC34 · 01-19-2003, 05:07 PM

chris you had wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much fun with that website...ha

Czas na Zywiec · 01-19-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shavelyLBC34
chris you had wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much fun with that website...ha

Most of the site was funny, except for the 'dead baby jokes.' That guy has a sick mind.

shavelyLBC34 · 01-19-2003, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Original Prankster

Most of the site was funny, except for the 'dead baby jokes.' That guy has a sick mind.

amy sent them to her dad...i still dont exactly get why she sent them

01-19-2003, 02:58 AM	#1
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	Guy Translations for Women... Guy Translations For Women IT'S A GUY THING. Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical. CAN I HELP WITH DINNER? Translated: Why isn't it already on the table? UH HUH, SURE, HONEY / YES, DEAR. Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN. Translated: I have no idea how it works. TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD. Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR. Translated: Are you still talking? YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS. Translated: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car. I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday. OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. Translated: I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt. HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING. Translated: And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon. I CAN'T FIND IT. Translated: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless. WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME? Translated: What did you catch me at? I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE. Translated: No one will ever see us alive again. WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK. Translated: I make the messes; she cleans them up.

01-19-2003, 09:45 AM	#4
FOL 1988 Pat the Bat Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 20, 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 434	LOL that's good!
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01-19-2003, 10:25 AM	#6
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	that's good
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01-19-2003, 10:29 AM	#7
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	The Vacumm one was good.............. Here's anothe one.......... He - Here's a couple of bucks Go buy yourself something................ Why???? Because he wants me out of the house because it's football Sunday...................
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01-19-2003, 11:22 AM	#8
Ewan's My Man I'll Cover You Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,682	ROTFLMAO!!!!
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01-19-2003, 11:22 AM	#9
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	Those were great.

01-19-2003, 04:59 PM	#12
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01-19-2003, 05:07 PM	#13
shavelyLBC34 The Blood Brothers Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 20, 2002 Location: bang...bang...bang...BANG Posts: 3,022	chris you had wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much fun with that website...ha
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