E True Hollywood Story: Alf And The Happy Days Mafia - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Chad22 · 01-16-2003, 04:24 AM

Howard: Good Evening, And welcome to a very special edition of E! True Hollywood Story. Tonight we are going to look Back on the long history of the Happy Days Mafia. It all started in the early 1950's, You see i wasnt always the man you see before you. Back than i was quite skinny, I Had a grey hair or two, But all and all i was a good looking man. Heres a photo ferom our family album

Howard: Yes, Even Joanie was different at the time, She had red hair much like her brother and mother. What changed all this? Well one day we seen strange Green lights comign from the outside of our house, Moments later we looked completely different. Who did this you may ask? Well that is only the begining....

*Begins to Get tears in his eyes*

Howard: I Still remember that cold January night in 1955. It was the last time i ever saw my son Chuck....

Howard: We all knew Alf was responsible, So i decided to bring the family together and form a new alliance that would fight Alf.

Richie: Yeah, After Chuck disapeared Dad began to go crazy, He acted as if Chuck neevr existed, But deep down he knew Chuck was gone, And when i heard he wanted to form his own Mafia, I Thought he was crazy.

Fonzie: AYYYY, Mr. C called us all up to Arnolds one day and told us all of his plans, the next thing you know, We're standing their in Gangster suits.

Richie: It was Incredible, Everybody joined up with us, Al.

Richie: Laverne and Shirley and their Friends

Richie: And this guy, Who nobody seemed to know

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UwDvAjkaC2nSNpxMJOUGF9YWRfMn9EL14JSNZPajRZ6jNTbmwL*N!uF5IwlPfFop2QuorTiN9*NulKZ6WeX5ZsAT8sNmA9fiyrwAIO17U7*yAfr7H9sool2WsqK!GK*O/smaller-funny.jpg?dc=4675404779740473313[/IMG]

Interviewer: And who exactly are you?

Guy that nobody seemed to know: TURKEY AND STUFFIN!

Interviewer: Excuse me?

Guy that nobody seemed to know: NO EXQUEEZE ME, EXQUEEZE ME AND MA TURKEY AND STUFFIN!

Potsie: I Always liked that guy

Richie: Anyways, Things started to go our way until we discovered that Alf had befriended a couple of girls from an all girl school

*Horror Music Plays*

Potsie: *Crying* They were evil...and Cruel, OH SO CRUEL

*Ralph walks over and lets Potsie cry on his shoulder*

Ralph: The One called Natalie said i wasnt funny

*Ralph and Potsie cry*

Howard: This wasnt a pleasent experience for any of us, But we did what we had to do. We loaded up the Cadilac and we took a trip down to confront these girls ourselves

Roger: I Remember we all got their, Richie, Potsie, Ralph, Fonzie, Chachi and i. The other guys were loading up their guns, Meanwhile i thought it would be nice to actually talk with them first. Bad Idea...

*Picture of Roger tied up in chair with Facts Of Life Girls laughing is shown*

Roger: They tied me up and told me i was boring...They even had the odasity to say that i was....A Geek

*Roger breaks down crying as Ralph and Potsie comfort Him*

Chachi: The minute we got back from Milwaukee i knew we would need all the help we could get, So i called up someone that had been my enemy for years, And together we discussed how to end this

Spike: Yeah, Chachi called me up and i found this a bit surprising. He told me he needed my help and i rushed over, It was a very depressing site. I Knew that the only 2 guys in the right state of mind were Chachi and i, So we put all our differences aside and returned to confront the Facts Of Life Girls. It was the worst day of my life

*Video Footage of Chachi and Spike tied to tree as Facts Of Life Girls dance around it chanting Tribal calls plays*

Chachi: It was....It was.....

*Chachi runs over and hugs Potsie, Ralph and Roger*

Spike: If it wasnt for Uncle Fonzie, Chachi and i would be hung in the Girls school Hallway

Fonzie: I Never thought a Chick could be so cruel. It was Horrible. But it was almost nothing compared to The Leave It To Beaver Contraversy that almost ended it all. But thats anouther story...For anouther day

Richie: One day Alf showed up, And even though we had spent the past few years focusing on Mrs. Garretts She-Devils, We still never forgot what Alf had done. Yet he somehow convinced us h had changed and offered to join the Happy Days Mafia

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDfAu0XcrPl36xUJcH68F93XoKiLTgDMIotS0F0lu*p0IMmARBhMv1Hu1C6NznDeF33DaVHBr!ZMVMq8*w1q7UeFlA1waunK!T6rVbetgexzgr93B59FQ/alf-fred.jpg?dc=4675402450271845437[/IMG]

Richie: So we trusted him and he stayed with us for a good 3 years, Before announcing he was with the FOL Mafia the entire time. We were all shocked, But none more than Joanie who had taken quite a serious relationship with him

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0VgDYAmIalobcCUNWA0iq9NG7AkSASfExmok*5*YpjeHSo109gJt!7n6qntAVfB4gIMMYrTiZoiYri0g*zfMeRwtQwaoqH9jDgBEwT5!C9EXcClsUWAG4gPutSyxfwJ84/joanie-and-alf.jpg?dc=4675398727533370884[/IMG]

Joanie: I was....I Was

*Joanie walks off the set crying as Chachi, Roger, Ralph and Potsie comfort her*

Interviewer: And what about you Mrs. Cunningham, How do you feel about all this?

Interviewer: Mrs. Cunningham?...Mrs. Cunningham why are you looking at me like that? Mrs. Cunningham....Mrs. Cunningham....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*The camera man begins to run out of the room as screams are heard and the camera falls cutting into static*

Howard: Yes, All of this managed to make Marion go crazy. Everytime the Milk man comes she chases him down the street with a broom.....

*Howard begins crying and walks over to the others and crys with them.*

*The Man behind the camera gets on the screen*

Man: Today Most of the Happy Days Mafia have retired and are living in hope that this madness may one day end. The Happy Days Mafia still exists though and is filled with members of the Sitcoms Online Happy Days Board

Man: One family...Constantly abused by 4 little girls And an alien. Will it ever end? Who Knows, This is E True Hollywood Story, Signing Off

*Suddernly the FOL girls show up and grab the man, The show ends with the man tied to a tree and the girls dancing around the tree chanting things*

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 01-16-2003, 04:37 AM

LMAO!!!!!!! OMG!!! That was SO funny!!

Spike (awww) and Chachi.. putting their differences aside.. Chuck..LMAO.. A+!

....I wanna know more about this LITBeaver thing....

Cactus Jack · 01-16-2003, 08:55 AM

LMAO!!!!!!!!

That was SO hilarious!!!!

XDrama · 01-16-2003, 11:35 AM

Ohh, this is getting scandalous! I especially loved your pics! LOL =)

=-XDrama-=

Stormtracker TF · 01-16-2003, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chad Doody

Howard: Good Evening, And welcome to a very special edition of E! True Hollywood Story. Tonight we are going to look Back on the long history of the Happy Days Mafia. It all started in the early 1950's, You see i wasnt always the man you see before you. Back than i was quite skinny, I Had a grey hair or two, But all and all i was a good looking man. Heres a photo ferom our family album

Howard: Yes, Even Joanie was different at the time, She had red hair much like her brother and mother. What changed all this? Well one day we seen strange Green lights comign from the outside of our house, Moments later we looked completely different. Who did this you may ask? Well that is only the begining....

*Begins to Get tears in his eyes*

Howard: I Still remember that cold January night in 1955. It was the last time i ever saw my son Chuck....

Howard: We all knew Alf was responsible, So i decided to bring the family together and form a new alliance that would fight Alf.

Richie: Yeah, After Chuck disapeared Dad began to go crazy, He acted as if Chuck neevr existed, But deep down he knew Chuck was gone, And when i heard he wanted to form his own Mafia, I Thought he was crazy.

Fonzie: AYYYY, Mr. C called us all up to Arnolds one day and told us all of his plans, the next thing you know, We're standing their in Gangster suits.

Richie: It was Incredible, Everybody joined up with us, Al.

Richie: Laverne and Shirley and their Friends

Richie: And this guy, Who nobody seemed to know

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UwDvAjkaC2nSNpxMJOUGF9YWRfMn9EL14JSNZPajRZ6jNTbmwL*N!uF5IwlPfFop2QuorTiN9*NulKZ6WeX5ZsAT8sNmA9fiyrwAIO17U7*yAfr7H9sool2WsqK!GK*O/smaller-funny.jpg?dc=4675404779740473313[/IMG]

Interviewer: And who exactly are you?

Guy that nobody seemed to know: TURKEY AND STUFFIN!

Interviewer: Excuse me?

Guy that nobody seemed to know: NO EXQUEEZE ME, EXQUEEZE ME AND MA TURKEY AND STUFFIN!

Potsie: I Always liked that guy

Richie: Anyways, Things started to go our way until we discovered that Alf had befriended a couple of girls from an all girl school

*Horror Music Plays*

Potsie: *Crying* They were evil...and Cruel, OH SO CRUEL

*Ralph walks over and lets Potsie cry on his shoulder*

Ralph: The One called Natalie said i wasnt funny

*Ralph and Potsie cry*

Howard: This wasnt a pleasent experience for any of us, But we did what we had to do. We loaded up the Cadilac and we took a trip down to confront these girls ourselves

Roger: I Remember we all got their, Richie, Potsie, Ralph, Fonzie, Chachi and i. The other guys were loading up their guns, Meanwhile i thought it would be nice to actually talk with them first. Bad Idea...

*Picture of Roger tied up in chair with Facts Of Life Girls laughing is shown*

Roger: They tied me up and told me i was boring...They even had the odasity to say that i was....A Geek

*Roger breaks down crying as Ralph and Potsie comfort Him*

Chachi: The minute we got back from Milwaukee i knew we would need all the help we could get, So i called up someone that had been my enemy for years, And together we discussed how to end this

Spike: Yeah, Chachi called me up and i found this a bit surprising. He told me he needed my help and i rushed over, It was a very depressing site. I Knew that the only 2 guys in the right state of mind were Chachi and i, So we put all our differences aside and returned to confront the Facts Of Life Girls. It was the worst day of my life

*Video Footage of Chachi and Spike tied to tree as Facts Of Life Girls dance around it chanting Tribal calls plays*

Chachi: It was....It was.....

*Chachi runs over and hugs Potsie, Ralph and Roger*

Spike: If it wasnt for Uncle Fonzie, Chachi and i would be hung in the Girls school Hallway

Fonzie: I Never thought a Chick could be so cruel. It was Horrible. But it was almost nothing compared to The Leave It To Beaver Contraversy that almost ended it all. But thats anouther story...For anouther day

Richie: One day Alf showed up, And even though we had spent the past few years focusing on Mrs. Garretts She-Devils, We still never forgot what Alf had done. Yet he somehow convinced us h had changed and offered to join the Happy Days Mafia

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDfAu0XcrPl36xUJcH68F93XoKiLTgDMIotS0F0lu*p0IMmARBhMv1Hu1C6NznDeF33DaVHBr!ZMVMq8*w1q7UeFlA1waunK!T6rVbetgexzgr93B59FQ/alf-fred.jpg?dc=4675402450271845437[/IMG]

Richie: So we trusted him and he stayed with us for a good 3 years, Before announcing he was with the FOL Mafia the entire time. We were all shocked, But none more than Joanie who had taken quite a serious relationship with him

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0VgDYAmIalobcCUNWA0iq9NG7AkSASfExmok*5*YpjeHSo109gJt!7n6qntAVfB4gIMMYrTiZoiYri0g*zfMeRwtQwaoqH9jDgBEwT5!C9EXcClsUWAG4gPutSyxfwJ84/joanie-and-alf.jpg?dc=4675398727533370884[/IMG]

Joanie: I was....I Was

*Joanie walks off the set crying as Chachi, Roger, Ralph and Potsie comfort her*

Interviewer: And what about you Mrs. Cunningham, How do you feel about all this?

Interviewer: Mrs. Cunningham?...Mrs. Cunningham why are you looking at me like that? Mrs. Cunningham....Mrs. Cunningham....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*The camera man begins to run out of the room as screams are heard and the camera falls cutting into static*

Howard: Yes, All of this managed to make Marion go crazy. Everytime the Milk man comes she chases him down the street with a broom.....

*Howard begins crying and walks over to the others and crys with them.*

*The Man behind the camera gets on the screen*

Man: Today Most of the Happy Days Mafia have retired and are living in hope that this madness may one day end. The Happy Days Mafia still exists though and is filled with members of the Sitcoms Online Happy Days Board

Man: One family...Constantly abused by 4 little girls And an alien. Will it ever end? Who Knows, This is E True Hollywood Story, Signing Off

*Suddernly the FOL girls show up and grab the man, The show ends with the man tied to a tree and the girls dancing around the tree chanting things*

OMG! That is hilarious! A+!!! That was better than a real E True Hollywood Story! I really loved the part about the FOL girl doing a tribal dance! LOL Great job, Chad!

*Melissa* · 01-16-2003, 10:35 PM

That was hilarious! That's the best thing I've heard all day!

*ShortCake* · 01-16-2003, 10:41 PM

LOL Thats too much!! haha..

TJL · 01-16-2003, 10:46 PM

Very good, Chad.

Chad22 · 01-17-2003, 01:24 AM

Thanks Everyone

Cactus Jack · 01-17-2003, 01:25 AM

Youre welcome!!!!!!

animalcrackers · 01-17-2003, 09:07 AM

Chad your a genius!

FonzForever · 01-17-2003, 05:32 PM

I loved it! And you used my pic

Classic FOL Fanatic · 01-21-2003, 02:55 AM

Haha!

That was funny!

But we from the FOL board shall repay you for your kind words! bwahahahaha!

YoliUSA · 01-21-2003, 07:02 PM

I just read it. You're a very talented writer.

Sean Snow · 01-21-2003, 10:17 PM

The Great Melmacian is not happy about this . . .

Great story, btw.

01-16-2003, 04:24 AM	#1
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	E True Hollywood Story: Alf And The Happy Days Mafia Howard: Good Evening, And welcome to a very special edition of E! True Hollywood Story. Tonight we are going to look Back on the long history of the Happy Days Mafia. It all started in the early 1950's, You see i wasnt always the man you see before you. Back than i was quite skinny, I Had a grey hair or two, But all and all i was a good looking man. Heres a photo ferom our family album Howard: Yes, Even Joanie was different at the time, She had red hair much like her brother and mother. What changed all this? Well one day we seen strange Green lights comign from the outside of our house, Moments later we looked completely different. Who did this you may ask? Well that is only the begining.... Begins to Get tears in his eyes Howard: I Still remember that cold January night in 1955. It was the last time i ever saw my son Chuck.... Howard: We all knew Alf was responsible, So i decided to bring the family together and form a new alliance that would fight Alf. Richie: Yeah, After Chuck disapeared Dad began to go crazy, He acted as if Chuck neevr existed, But deep down he knew Chuck was gone, And when i heard he wanted to form his own Mafia, I Thought he was crazy. Fonzie: AYYYY, Mr. C called us all up to Arnolds one day and told us all of his plans, the next thing you know, We're standing their in Gangster suits. Richie: It was Incredible, Everybody joined up with us, Al. Richie: Laverne and Shirley and their Friends Richie: And this guy, Who nobody seemed to know [IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UwDvAjkaC2nSNpxMJOUGF9YWRfMn9EL14JSNZPajRZ6jNTbmwLN!uF5IwlPfFop2QuorTiN9NulKZ6WeX5ZsAT8sNmA9fiyrwAIO17U7yAfr7H9sool2WsqK!GKO/smaller-funny.jpg?dc=4675404779740473313[/IMG] Interviewer: And who exactly are you? Guy that nobody seemed to know: TURKEY AND STUFFIN! Interviewer: Excuse me? Guy that nobody seemed to know: NO EXQUEEZE ME, EXQUEEZE ME AND MA TURKEY AND STUFFIN! Potsie: I Always liked that guy Richie: Anyways, Things started to go our way until we discovered that Alf had befriended a couple of girls from an all girl school Horror Music Plays Potsie: Crying They were evil...and Cruel, OH SO CRUEL Ralph walks over and lets Potsie cry on his shoulder Ralph: The One called Natalie said i wasnt funny Ralph and Potsie cry Howard: This wasnt a pleasent experience for any of us, But we did what we had to do. We loaded up the Cadilac and we took a trip down to confront these girls ourselves Roger: I Remember we all got their, Richie, Potsie, Ralph, Fonzie, Chachi and i. The other guys were loading up their guns, Meanwhile i thought it would be nice to actually talk with them first. Bad Idea... Picture of Roger tied up in chair with Facts Of Life Girls laughing is shown Roger: They tied me up and told me i was boring...They even had the odasity to say that i was....A Geek Roger breaks down crying as Ralph and Potsie comfort Him Chachi: The minute we got back from Milwaukee i knew we would need all the help we could get, So i called up someone that had been my enemy for years, And together we discussed how to end this Spike: Yeah, Chachi called me up and i found this a bit surprising. He told me he needed my help and i rushed over, It was a very depressing site. I Knew that the only 2 guys in the right state of mind were Chachi and i, So we put all our differences aside and returned to confront the Facts Of Life Girls. It was the worst day of my life Video Footage of Chachi and Spike tied to tree as Facts Of Life Girls dance around it chanting Tribal calls plays Chachi: It was....It was..... Chachi runs over and hugs Potsie, Ralph and Roger Spike: If it wasnt for Uncle Fonzie, Chachi and i would be hung in the Girls school Hallway Fonzie: I Never thought a Chick could be so cruel. It was Horrible. But it was almost nothing compared to The Leave It To Beaver Contraversy that almost ended it all. But thats anouther story...For anouther day Richie: One day Alf showed up, And even though we had spent the past few years focusing on Mrs. Garretts She-Devils, We still never forgot what Alf had done. Yet he somehow convinced us h had changed and offered to join the Happy Days Mafia [IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDfAu0XcrPl36xUJcH68F93XoKiLTgDMIotS0F0lup0IMmARBhMv1Hu1C6NznDeF33DaVHBr!ZMVMq8w1q7UeFlA1waunK!T6rVbetgexzgr93B59FQ/alf-fred.jpg?dc=4675402450271845437[/IMG] Richie: So we trusted him and he stayed with us for a good 3 years, Before announcing he was with the FOL Mafia the entire time. We were all shocked, But none more than Joanie who had taken quite a serious relationship with him [IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0VgDYAmIalobcCUNWA0iq9NG7AkSASfExmok5YpjeHSo109gJt!7n6qntAVfB4gIMMYrTiZoiYri0gzfMeRwtQwaoqH9jDgBEwT5!C9EXcClsUWAG4gPutSyxfwJ84/joanie-and-alf.jpg?dc=4675398727533370884[/IMG] Joanie: I was....I Was Joanie walks off the set crying as Chachi, Roger, Ralph and Potsie comfort her* Interviewer: And what about you Mrs. Cunningham, How do you feel about all this? Interviewer: Mrs. Cunningham?...Mrs. Cunningham why are you looking at me like that? Mrs. Cunningham....Mrs. Cunningham....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO The camera man begins to run out of the room as screams are heard and the camera falls cutting into static Howard: Yes, All of this managed to make Marion go crazy. Everytime the Milk man comes she chases him down the street with a broom..... Howard begins crying and walks over to the others and crys with them. The Man behind the camera gets on the screen Man: Today Most of the Happy Days Mafia have retired and are living in hope that this madness may one day end. The Happy Days Mafia still exists though and is filled with members of the Sitcoms Online Happy Days Board Man: One family...Constantly abused by 4 little girls And an alien. Will it ever end? Who Knows, This is E True Hollywood Story, Signing Off Suddernly the FOL girls show up and grab the man, The show ends with the man tied to a tree and the girls dancing around the tree chanting things

01-16-2003, 04:37 AM	#2
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	LMAO!!!!!!! OMG!!! That was SO funny!! Spike (awww) and Chachi.. putting their differences aside.. Chuck..LMAO.. A+! ....I wanna know more about this LITBeaver thing....
	__________________ DAVID COOK FOR AMERICAN IDOL

01-16-2003, 08:55 AM	#3
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	LMAO!!!!!!!! That was SO hilarious!!!!
	__________________ Id Love to help you Tracy, but I cant have sex with a black guy, Id lose my endorsement deal with NASCAR-Jenna Maroney,30 Rock April 17,2009 9:02 PM : 100,000th post!

01-16-2003, 11:35 AM	#4
XDrama Sock it to me!? Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 29, 2002 Posts: 130	Ohh, this is getting scandalous! I especially loved your pics! LOL =) =-XDrama-=
	__________________ Happy Days Season 12 Fanfiction Series

01-16-2003, 10:41 PM	#7
ShortCake Blair Warner fan. Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Florida Posts: 3,761	LOL Thats too much!! haha..
	__________________ Ashley "Nice girls don't throw tree's"- Jo Polniaczek.

01-16-2003, 10:35 PM	#6
Melissa Slayer Faith Senior Member Join Date: Oct 24, 2000 Location: I'll let you know when I find out... Posts: 1,820	That was hilarious! That's the best thing I've heard all day!

01-16-2003, 10:46 PM	#8
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,591	Very good, Chad.
	__________________ "I think I'll stroll up to the front to see how the shooting's going..." - Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce Read my blogs! http://centralparkamisguide.com/ http://dvdcriticscorner.com Visit me on Facebook!http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=641138880 Hey, I do the tweet thing too! http://twitter.com/TomLevier My shop of handmade items! http://www.etsy.com/shop/ColdGarageCreations

01-17-2003, 01:24 AM	#9
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	Thanks Everyone

01-17-2003, 01:25 AM	#10
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Youre welcome!!!!!!

01-17-2003, 09:07 AM	#11
animalcrackers Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 24, 2002 Location: The Backseat Of Fonzie's Bike Posts: 1,603	Chad your a genius!

01-17-2003, 05:32 PM	#12
FonzForever A classic Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 16, 2002 Location: Discussing "the rules" with Cynthia ;) Posts: 582	I loved it! And you used my pic

01-21-2003, 02:55 AM	#13
Classic FOL Fanatic Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 12, 2002 Location: Eastland... Posts: 1,359	Haha! That was funny! But we from the FOL board shall repay you for your kind words! bwahahahaha!
	__________________ The Facts of Life are all about you! Jo: You are what you are and that's good enough for me. Blair: I've just had another one of my brilliant ideas! Tootie: We are in trouble! Natalie: She's a breath of fresh air isn't she?

01-21-2003, 07:02 PM	#14
YoliUSA Fan of the Classics Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 13, 2002 Location: In a galaxy far, far away... Posts: 5,290	I just read it. You're a very talented writer.
	__________________ "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them". ~Walt Disney "Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior"- C-3PO My DVD's

01-21-2003, 10:17 PM	#15
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	The Great Melmacian is not happy about this . . . Great story, btw.
	__________________ If by a "Liberal" they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a "Liberal," then I'm proud to say I'm a "Liberal." - John F. Kennedy