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Chad22 · 01-13-2003, 09:44 PM

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...threadid=56250

*Melissa* · 01-13-2003, 09:50 PM

Uh-oh! I think the HD mafia's going to have to "make them an offer they can't refuse!"

White_Daisy · 01-13-2003, 10:49 PM

Scene: A shady room
Someone is sitting in a chair in a pinstripe suit and hat cocked over his head. I get to stand next to him
Don Fonzarelli: (in a raspy Marlon Brando voice) If you want to make me an offer, you must talk to my lawyer, Daisy.... (to himself)I feel my masculinity decreasing everytime I say her name. What kind of Don has a lawyer named Daisy?
*A man in a pinstripe suit steps closer and whispers in my ear*
Daisy: Godfather, Alfred has bad news
Don Fonzarelli: You're my attorney, you know what to say
Daisy: (turns to Alf) Mr. Fonzarelli is a man who insists on hearing bad news at once
Al: Godfather, people are rebelling. They're saying that this strange alien from outer space is good and you're evil.
Daisy: Mr Fonzarelli?
*Don Fonzarelli motions her to come closer and whispers in her ear*
Daisy: Mr. Fonzarelli says to get the boys. Tonight, Alf sleeps with the fishes...

Stormtracker TF · 01-13-2003, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Scene: A shady room
Someone is sitting in a chair in a pinstripe suit and hat cocked over his head. I get to stand next to him
Don Fonzarelli: (in a raspy Marlon Brando voice) If you want to make me an offer, you must talk to my lawyer, Daisy.... (to himself)I feel my masculinity decreasing everytime I say her name. What kind of Don has a lawyer named Daisy?
*A man in a pinstripe suit steps closer and whispers in my ear*
Daisy: Godfather, Alfred has bad news
Don Fonzarelli: You're my attorney, you know what to say
Daisy: (turns to Alf) Mr. Fonzarelli is a man who insists on hearing bad news at once
Al: Godfather, people are rebelling. They're saying that this strange alien from outer space is good and you're evil.
Daisy: Mr Fonzarelli?
*Don Fonzarelli motions her to come closer and whispers in her ear*
Daisy: Mr. Fonzarelli says to get the boys. Tonight, Alf sleeps with the fishes...

WOAH!! The Fonz...EVIL? I think not! No. I KNOW NOT!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 01-14-2003, 12:38 AM

LMAO. See you there!

01-13-2003, 09:44 PM	#1
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01-13-2003, 10:49 PM	#3
White_Daisy blank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 Posts: 2,374	Scene: A shady room Someone is sitting in a chair in a pinstripe suit and hat cocked over his head. I get to stand next to him Don Fonzarelli: (in a raspy Marlon Brando voice) If you want to make me an offer, you must talk to my lawyer, Daisy.... (to himself)I feel my masculinity decreasing everytime I say her name. What kind of Don has a lawyer named Daisy? A man in a pinstripe suit steps closer and whispers in my ear Daisy: Godfather, Alfred has bad news Don Fonzarelli: You're my attorney, you know what to say Daisy: (turns to Alf) Mr. Fonzarelli is a man who insists on hearing bad news at once Al: Godfather, people are rebelling. They're saying that this strange alien from outer space is good and you're evil. Daisy: Mr Fonzarelli? Don Fonzarelli motions her to come closer and whispers in her ear Daisy: Mr. Fonzarelli says to get the boys. Tonight, Alf sleeps with the fishes...
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01-14-2003, 12:38 AM	#5
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01-13-2003, 09:50 PM	#2
Melissa Slayer Faith Senior Member Join Date: Oct 24, 2000 Location: I'll let you know when I find out... Posts: 1,820	Uh-oh! I think the HD mafia's going to have to "make them an offer they can't refuse!"