Arnolds Episode 2: Master Eugiene - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Chad22 · 01-10-2003, 09:56 PM

*The scene opens up in Arnolds, Alot of people are dancing and eating like usual. Potsie and Roger are sitting at the usual booth. Al walks out of the kitchen*

Al: Hey Guys

Potsie: Hey Al

Al: Whatll It Be?

Roger: Im not Hungry

Potsie: Nothing for me Al

Al: "Nothing For Me Al" Dont You Guys Eat Anymore? ... Yup Yup Yup Yup

*Al walks back into the kitchen*

Potsie: Whats wrong with him?

Roger: Isnt it obvious Potsie? We come in here every day yet i cant even remember the last time we ordered something

Potsie: Oh....Well i usualy eat at Louie's Diner before i come here

Roger: Wait a minute Potsie...Let me get this straight, you eat at a restaurant, and than you come to anouther restaurant?

Potsie: Yeah

Roger: I Wonder About you sometimes Potsie

Potsie: Gee...Thanks Roger!

*Roger looks at Potsie confused and they walk out as Eugiene and Flip walk in. Some big guys wearing leather jackets walk up to Flip and Eugiene*

Big Guy: Hey Flip, What are you doing hanging around with this nerd?

Eugiene: Oh Hi Brutus

Flip: Come on Brutus lay off, Hes a friend of mine

*Brutus laughs and walks off. Flip and Eugiene sit down in a booth*

Flip: Eugiene, Why do you let guys like that push you around?

Eugiene: What? He called me a nerd, I am One

Flip: Yeah but Eugiene, Dont you ever get sick of being made fun of?

Eugiene: Nah, Im used to it.

*Suddenly loud coughing noises are heard, Flip and Eugiene look over at Brutus who is choking on part of his burger. Everyone is pankicking and Eugiene runs behind him. Eugiene grabs him and does the Heimlich maneuver as the piece of the burger goes flying out. Al and Arnold come running out*

Al: Brutus, Are you ok?

Brutus: Yeah...I Think So

Flip: YA DID IT EUGIENE, YOU SAVED BRUTUS'S LIFE!

Eugiene: Ohhhh, It was Nothing

Brutus: Are you saying my life is nothing?

Eugiene: *Scared* NO, OF COURSE NOT BRUTUS, THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Brutus: Yeah well listen here Ner....Eugiene

Eugiene: Hey...You called me by my name!

Brutus: Yeah and thats the way its gonna be from now on. Because from now on i consider you a friend

Eugiene: Me?....A Friend?

Brutus: Thats right, And if you ever need anything, You come to me.

Eugiene: Ya mean that Brutus?

Brutus: Hey, when i say something i mean it. But i gotta go now, Ill see ya later

Eugiene: Bye

*The Next day At Arnolds Eugiene is sitting in the regular booth with Bobby and Flip when a big Blonde man walks up.*

Man: Hey Nerds get lost, I Feel like sitting here

Eugiene: But we were here first

Flip: Yeah thats right man, You dont own this booth

Man: Yeah well my five friends here say i do!

*Eugiene stands up*

Eugiene: Cant we talk about this?

Man: SUUUUURRE, We can talk about it...

Eugiene: Great!

Man: We can talk about it with your head in the toilet

*The man grabs Eugiene and drags him into the bathroom, Suddenly the man and Eugiene walk backwards out and Brutus walks out*

Brutus: Is this guy bothering you Eugiene?

Eugiene: Well he....

Man: Hey...Brutus...Haha.....I was just Joking around with him

Brutus: Well you better get out of here before i "Joke Around" With You

*The man looks nervous an runs off as everyone starts cheering and clapping. Brutus puts his arm around Eugiene and walks him back to his booth as Eugiene sits down*

Eugiene: Gee..Thanks Brutus

Brutus: Hey No Problem, I Told you yesterday if you ever need anything ill be their. Hey ill see you guys later

*Brutus walks out of Arnolds*

Bobby: How About That....

Eugiene: Yeah Brutus is a nice guy

Bobby: Eugiene you got it made!

Eugiene: Why?

Bobby: You saved Brutus's life, and now hes willing to do everything for ya. You could make this guy your slave!

Eugiene: Nah....You think so?

Bobby: Sure i think so!

Flip: I Dont know Eugiene, You shouldnt take advntage of someone like that

Bobby: What Brutus? Come On...The guy used to treat you like dirt, Besides hes so dumb he'll do it, This is a great oppurtunity Eugiene. Picture it, Nobody will ever pick on you again with that big ox hanging around ya

Eugiene: Really?

Bobby: You seen what he did to that last guy didnt ya?

Eugiene: Hey, your right, No one will ever mess with me again!

*Eugiene gets up and laves*

Flip: Why did you go saying that stuff for?

Bobby: Its simple Flip, Brutus becomes Eugiene's slave...Brutus Becomes our slave too!

Flip: Well....Ok

*A Few Days Later Flip, Tommy and Bobby are sitting at Arnolds when Fonzie walks in*

Fonzie: AYYYYYY

All 3 Guys: Hey Fonz

Tommy: No Date tonight Fonz?

Fonz: Ayy i gotta leave SOME nights to the other guys in town. Its a shame i picked tonight though, Those chicks over their are hot to trot!

*Bobby thinks a minute than runs over to them, They look a minute and one of the girls slaps Bobby and they all walk out*

Fonz: *Laughs* Falls for it everytime

*Brutus walks in looking tired*

Flip: Hey Brutus

Brutus: Oh hi Guys

Flip: Whats wrong?

Brutus: Oh Nothin...

Flip: Come On, Whats Wrong?

Brutus: Well, Look im still grateful that Eugiene saved my life and all, but this apst week has been horrible. Ive done his laundry, Ive cooked his meals, Ive driven him to Ballet

Tommy: Ballet?

Brutus: Dont Mention i told you!

Fonz: Brutus why you puttin yourself through this?

Brutus: He saved my life Fonz, And i promised him that if he ever needed anything, id be their. And i have never broken a promise

*Eugiene walks in and snaps his finger*

Eugiene: Oh Brutus

Brutus: Yes Eugiene

*Brutus picks Eugiene up and brings him over and sits him at the both*

Eugiene: Thank You

Flip: Oh this is ridiculous....

Eugiene: Hey Brutus did you pick up my Laundry?

Brutus: Yes

Eugiene: Did you mow my lawn?

Brutus: Yes

Eugiene: Did you Paint my Garage?

Brutus: Sorry Eugiene i forgot

Eugiene: You forgot?....YOU FORGOT? YOU IMBACEL, I ASK YOU TO DO ONE LITTLE THING AND YOU FORGET? IS THIS ANY WAY TO TREAT THE MAN THAT SAVED YOUR LIFE? BY BEING GREEDY?

Brutus: Im Sorry Eugiene

Eugiene: SORRY ISNT GOOD ENOUGH, I WANTED THAT GARAGE PAINTED TODAY, YOU BIG DUMB OX

Brutus: HEY WAIT A MINUTE....YOU CANT CALL ME THAT

Eugiene: I Saved your life and i can call you whatever i want to!

Brutus: Well you go ahead and paint that garage, im not doing it. As a matter of fact im not doing anything for you anymore, GOOD BYE!

*Brutus walks out and Eugiene looks mad*

Eugiene: Can you believe the nerve of that guy?

Fonzie: Eugiene, My Office...

*Fonzie and Eugiene walk in the bathroom and Fonzie sits at his desk*

Fonzie: Eugiene this isnt you, Why are you doin this?

Eugiene: He promised me he would be their when i wanted something Fonzie,Am I Right?>

Fonzie: WRONG!

Eugiene: Wrong?!

Fonzie: He promised you he would be their if you NEEDED anything. And you've been taking advantage of him.

Eugiene: Look i appreciate your caring Fonzie, But i know what im doing

*Eugiene walks out and Fonzie looks frustarted*

Fonzie: Richie Ralph and Potsie always listened to me....

*The next day at Arnolds Eugiene is sitting at the booth with Flip*

Eugiene: I Cant believe what that idiot Brutus did yesterday

Flip: Eugiene, Look, Your my friend and all, But your REALLY begining to be annoying.

*Suddenly the big blond haired man from the other day walks in*

Man: Nerd...Wheres your buddy Brutus?

Eugiene: Hes not here

Man: Good, Because i believe we have some unfinished business from the other day to take care of

Eugiene: You mean your gonna stick my head in the toilet?

Man: Oh No...

Eugiene: Good

Man: I was gonna stick your head in the toilet the other day, Before your ape friend Brutus made me look bad. Now what im gonna do is tie you to the back of my car and ride you down the street

Eugiene: But wouldnt that hurt?

Man: Oh Yeah!

Flip: Come on Buddy leave him alone

Man: OK, Ill tie the both of you to it

*The man grabs Eugiene and Flip and walks out of Arnolds, suddenly he walks back in backwards and Brutus walks in*

Brutus: Where you taking my friends here?

Man: I was just gonna take em out for icecream!

Brutus: Ice Cream? Really?

Man: Yeah, Of Course

Brutus: Sounds Good, let me go too, I Can stick your head in the freezer!

Man: Come to think of it, im not very hungry, Im gonna go umm....Wash my car

*The Man runs out and Brutus goes to sit down*

Eugiene: Gee, Thanks Brutus, You Saved My Life!

Brutus: Your lucky i did anything for you after the way you treated me

Eugiene: I Know Brutus....Im Sorry. Since you saved my life, How about we say we're even?

Brutus: Well....Ok

Eugiene: So your gonna go back to calling me a nerd and all that?

Brutus: No Eugiene, We're friends Now.

Eugiene: And your still gonna help me when guys pick on me?

Brutus: Of course

*Brutus puts his arm around Eugiene and they begin to walk out*

Eugiene: And your gonna paint my Garage for me?

Brutus: Dont push it Eugiene...

Eugiene: Right Brutus.

*They walk out. Later that day Flip, Potsie, Tommy and Bobby are sitting at a booth when Fonzie and Danny walk in*

Fonzie: AYYYYYY

Potsie: Hey Fonz, Danny

Fonzie: Hey you guys, Hows Eugiene and Brutus getting along?

Flip: They went to a ballgame

Bobby: I Never thought i would see the day... A Nerd like Eugiene and A Big Dumb Ox like Brutus being friends.

Fonzie: Hey Bobby you see that chick over their

Bobby: Allison Johnson? Yeah shes a knockout!

Fonzie: Shes Also hot to trot

Bobby: Uh Uh, Im no falling for it this time Fonzie

Fonzie: Ay im serious..

Bobby: ....Really?

Fonzie: Would the Fonz lie to you?

*Bobby smiles and walks over to Allison, After a second she slaps him*

Danny: Works every time

Fonzie: Ay, thats my boy!

*Fonzie pats Danny on the head and the rest of the guys laugh as the episode ends.*

Cactus Jack · 01-10-2003, 10:03 PM

I LOVE IT!!!!

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Chad22 · 01-10-2003, 10:08 PM

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I LOVE IT!!!! amundo!!!!!!

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solidchristian_88 · 09-22-2003, 12:06 AM

Is it my immagionation, or is this based off the eposode where Potsie saves Fonzie's life and Fonzie hangs out with him after that...resuting in the most misterable week of the Fonz's life? Of course, if I'm right it's just loously based...as I don't think Potisie took advantage of it (I have to read the eposode guide agian)

Still...this eposode, just like the first one, was awsome! Hey...you gonna write a third one soon? Please please please please please pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease PLEASE!!!!!! Write a third eposode!

The Modfather · 10-18-2003, 01:33 PM

Great story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chad22 · 10-28-2003, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by solidchristian_88
Is it my immagionation, or is this based off the eposode where Potsie saves Fonzie's life and Fonzie hangs out with him after that...resuting in the most misterable week of the Fonz's life? Of course, if I'm right it's just loously based...as I don't think Potisie took advantage of it (I have to read the eposode guide agian)

Still...this eposode, just like the first one, was awsome! Hey...you gonna write a third one soon? Please please please please please pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease PLEASE!!!!!! Write a third eposode!

I Think the Arnolds series is pretty much over, But i may do anouther Happy Days fanfic sometime soon.

01-10-2003, 09:56 PM	#1
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	Arnolds Episode 2: Master Eugiene The scene opens up in Arnolds, Alot of people are dancing and eating like usual. Potsie and Roger are sitting at the usual booth. Al walks out of the kitchen Al: Hey Guys Potsie: Hey Al Al: Whatll It Be? Roger: Im not Hungry Potsie: Nothing for me Al Al: "Nothing For Me Al" Dont You Guys Eat Anymore? ... Yup Yup Yup Yup Al walks back into the kitchen Potsie: Whats wrong with him? Roger: Isnt it obvious Potsie? We come in here every day yet i cant even remember the last time we ordered something Potsie: Oh....Well i usualy eat at Louie's Diner before i come here Roger: Wait a minute Potsie...Let me get this straight, you eat at a restaurant, and than you come to anouther restaurant? Potsie: Yeah Roger: I Wonder About you sometimes Potsie Potsie: Gee...Thanks Roger! Roger looks at Potsie confused and they walk out as Eugiene and Flip walk in. Some big guys wearing leather jackets walk up to Flip and Eugiene Big Guy: Hey Flip, What are you doing hanging around with this nerd? Eugiene: Oh Hi Brutus Flip: Come on Brutus lay off, Hes a friend of mine Brutus laughs and walks off. Flip and Eugiene sit down in a booth Flip: Eugiene, Why do you let guys like that push you around? Eugiene: What? He called me a nerd, I am One Flip: Yeah but Eugiene, Dont you ever get sick of being made fun of? Eugiene: Nah, Im used to it. Suddenly loud coughing noises are heard, Flip and Eugiene look over at Brutus who is choking on part of his burger. Everyone is pankicking and Eugiene runs behind him. Eugiene grabs him and does the Heimlich maneuver as the piece of the burger goes flying out. Al and Arnold come running out Al: Brutus, Are you ok? Brutus: Yeah...I Think So Flip: YA DID IT EUGIENE, YOU SAVED BRUTUS'S LIFE! Eugiene: Ohhhh, It was Nothing Brutus: Are you saying my life is nothing? Eugiene: Scared NO, OF COURSE NOT BRUTUS, THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT Brutus: Yeah well listen here Ner....Eugiene Eugiene: Hey...You called me by my name! Brutus: Yeah and thats the way its gonna be from now on. Because from now on i consider you a friend Eugiene: Me?....A Friend? Brutus: Thats right, And if you ever need anything, You come to me. Eugiene: Ya mean that Brutus? Brutus: Hey, when i say something i mean it. But i gotta go now, Ill see ya later Eugiene: Bye The Next day At Arnolds Eugiene is sitting in the regular booth with Bobby and Flip when a big Blonde man walks up. Man: Hey Nerds get lost, I Feel like sitting here Eugiene: But we were here first Flip: Yeah thats right man, You dont own this booth Man: Yeah well my five friends here say i do! Eugiene stands up Eugiene: Cant we talk about this? Man: SUUUUURRE, We can talk about it... Eugiene: Great! Man: We can talk about it with your head in the toilet The man grabs Eugiene and drags him into the bathroom, Suddenly the man and Eugiene walk backwards out and Brutus walks out Brutus: Is this guy bothering you Eugiene? Eugiene: Well he.... Man: Hey...Brutus...Haha.....I was just Joking around with him Brutus: Well you better get out of here before i "Joke Around" With You The man looks nervous an runs off as everyone starts cheering and clapping. Brutus puts his arm around Eugiene and walks him back to his booth as Eugiene sits down Eugiene: Gee..Thanks Brutus Brutus: Hey No Problem, I Told you yesterday if you ever need anything ill be their. Hey ill see you guys later Brutus walks out of Arnolds Bobby: How About That.... Eugiene: Yeah Brutus is a nice guy Bobby: Eugiene you got it made! Eugiene: Why? Bobby: You saved Brutus's life, and now hes willing to do everything for ya. You could make this guy your slave! Eugiene: Nah....You think so? Bobby: Sure i think so! Flip: I Dont know Eugiene, You shouldnt take advntage of someone like that Bobby: What Brutus? Come On...The guy used to treat you like dirt, Besides hes so dumb he'll do it, This is a great oppurtunity Eugiene. Picture it, Nobody will ever pick on you again with that big ox hanging around ya Eugiene: Really? Bobby: You seen what he did to that last guy didnt ya? Eugiene: Hey, your right, No one will ever mess with me again! Eugiene gets up and laves Flip: Why did you go saying that stuff for? Bobby: Its simple Flip, Brutus becomes Eugiene's slave...Brutus Becomes our slave too! Flip: Well....Ok A Few Days Later Flip, Tommy and Bobby are sitting at Arnolds when Fonzie walks in Fonzie: AYYYYYY All 3 Guys: Hey Fonz Tommy: No Date tonight Fonz? Fonz: Ayy i gotta leave SOME nights to the other guys in town. Its a shame i picked tonight though, Those chicks over their are hot to trot! Bobby thinks a minute than runs over to them, They look a minute and one of the girls slaps Bobby and they all walk out Fonz: Laughs Falls for it everytime Brutus walks in looking tired Flip: Hey Brutus Brutus: Oh hi Guys Flip: Whats wrong? Brutus: Oh Nothin... Flip: Come On, Whats Wrong? Brutus: Well, Look im still grateful that Eugiene saved my life and all, but this apst week has been horrible. Ive done his laundry, Ive cooked his meals, Ive driven him to Ballet Tommy: Ballet? Brutus: Dont Mention i told you! Fonz: Brutus why you puttin yourself through this? Brutus: He saved my life Fonz, And i promised him that if he ever needed anything, id be their. And i have never broken a promise Eugiene walks in and snaps his finger Eugiene: Oh Brutus Brutus: Yes Eugiene Brutus picks Eugiene up and brings him over and sits him at the both Eugiene: Thank You Flip: Oh this is ridiculous.... Eugiene: Hey Brutus did you pick up my Laundry? Brutus: Yes Eugiene: Did you mow my lawn? Brutus: Yes Eugiene: Did you Paint my Garage? Brutus: Sorry Eugiene i forgot Eugiene: You forgot?....YOU FORGOT? YOU IMBACEL, I ASK YOU TO DO ONE LITTLE THING AND YOU FORGET? IS THIS ANY WAY TO TREAT THE MAN THAT SAVED YOUR LIFE? BY BEING GREEDY? Brutus: Im Sorry Eugiene Eugiene: SORRY ISNT GOOD ENOUGH, I WANTED THAT GARAGE PAINTED TODAY, YOU BIG DUMB OX Brutus: HEY WAIT A MINUTE....YOU CANT CALL ME THAT Eugiene: I Saved your life and i can call you whatever i want to! Brutus: Well you go ahead and paint that garage, im not doing it. As a matter of fact im not doing anything for you anymore, GOOD BYE! Brutus walks out and Eugiene looks mad Eugiene: Can you believe the nerve of that guy? Fonzie: Eugiene, My Office... Fonzie and Eugiene walk in the bathroom and Fonzie sits at his desk Fonzie: Eugiene this isnt you, Why are you doin this? Eugiene: He promised me he would be their when i wanted something Fonzie,Am I Right?> Fonzie: WRONG! Eugiene: Wrong?! Fonzie: He promised you he would be their if you NEEDED anything. And you've been taking advantage of him. Eugiene: Look i appreciate your caring Fonzie, But i know what im doing Eugiene walks out and Fonzie looks frustarted Fonzie: Richie Ralph and Potsie always listened to me.... The next day at Arnolds Eugiene is sitting at the booth with Flip Eugiene: I Cant believe what that idiot Brutus did yesterday Flip: Eugiene, Look, Your my friend and all, But your REALLY begining to be annoying. Suddenly the big blond haired man from the other day walks in Man: Nerd...Wheres your buddy Brutus? Eugiene: Hes not here Man: Good, Because i believe we have some unfinished business from the other day to take care of Eugiene: You mean your gonna stick my head in the toilet? Man: Oh No... Eugiene: Good Man: I was gonna stick your head in the toilet the other day, Before your ape friend Brutus made me look bad. Now what im gonna do is tie you to the back of my car and ride you down the street Eugiene: But wouldnt that hurt? Man: Oh Yeah! Flip: Come on Buddy leave him alone Man: OK, Ill tie the both of you to it The man grabs Eugiene and Flip and walks out of Arnolds, suddenly he walks back in backwards and Brutus walks in Brutus: Where you taking my friends here? Man: I was just gonna take em out for icecream! Brutus: Ice Cream? Really? Man: Yeah, Of Course Brutus: Sounds Good, let me go too, I Can stick your head in the freezer! Man: Come to think of it, im not very hungry, Im gonna go umm....Wash my car The Man runs out and Brutus goes to sit down Eugiene: Gee, Thanks Brutus, You Saved My Life! Brutus: Your lucky i did anything for you after the way you treated me Eugiene: I Know Brutus....Im Sorry. Since you saved my life, How about we say we're even? Brutus: Well....Ok Eugiene: So your gonna go back to calling me a nerd and all that? Brutus: No Eugiene, We're friends Now. Eugiene: And your still gonna help me when guys pick on me? Brutus: Of course Brutus puts his arm around Eugiene and they begin to walk out Eugiene: And your gonna paint my Garage for me? Brutus: Dont push it Eugiene... Eugiene: Right Brutus. They walk out. Later that day Flip, Potsie, Tommy and Bobby are sitting at a booth when Fonzie and Danny walk in Fonzie: AYYYYYY Potsie: Hey Fonz, Danny Fonzie: Hey you guys, Hows Eugiene and Brutus getting along? Flip: They went to a ballgame Bobby: I Never thought i would see the day... A Nerd like Eugiene and A Big Dumb Ox like Brutus being friends. Fonzie: Hey Bobby you see that chick over their Bobby: Allison Johnson? Yeah shes a knockout! Fonzie: Shes Also hot to trot Bobby: Uh Uh, Im no falling for it this time Fonzie Fonzie: Ay im serious.. Bobby: ....Really? Fonzie: Would the Fonz lie to you? Bobby smiles and walks over to Allison, After a second she slaps him Danny: Works every time Fonzie: Ay, thats my boy! Fonzie pats Danny on the head and the rest of the guys laugh as the episode ends.

01-10-2003, 10:03 PM	#2
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09-22-2003, 12:06 AM	#4
solidchristian_88 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 18, 2002 Posts: 65	Is it my immagionation, or is this based off the eposode where Potsie saves Fonzie's life and Fonzie hangs out with him after that...resuting in the most misterable week of the Fonz's life? Of course, if I'm right it's just loously based...as I don't think Potisie took advantage of it (I have to read the eposode guide agian) Still...this eposode, just like the first one, was awsome! Hey...you gonna write a third one soon? Please please please please please pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease PLEASE!!!!!! Write a third eposode!

10-18-2003, 01:33 PM	#5
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	Great story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!