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Kitt · 01-10-2003, 01:42 AM

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In November, Jason Morris, 30, was acquitted by a jury in Greater Manchester, England, of the charge that, using ordinary pliers, he pulled out 18 of his girlfriend's teeth, leaving her covered head to toe in blood. The case turned when the girlfriend, Samantha Court, 25, took the witness stand and admitted that she pulled the teeth out herself, during an April drug binge during which she tried to get rid of a green and pink fly that had darted down her throat. Court said the couple has decided to stop doing drugs. [The Guardian]

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 01-10-2003, 02:23 AM

EWWWWWWWW. *shivers*

DarleneIllyria · 01-10-2003, 02:47 AM

Wow. Just goes to show, don't do drugs.

TJL · 01-10-2003, 06:15 AM

I wonder if they're still dating...

Personally, if a girl has me thrown in jail for a crime I didn't commit, I would pretty much call that relationship unsalvagable...

Brian Damage · 01-10-2003, 04:18 PM

What happened to the fly?!?

Kay Scarpetta · 01-10-2003, 04:31 PM

Ew

Babes_Cat · 01-10-2003, 04:36 PM

-ahem- Sorry.

01-10-2003, 01:42 AM	#1
Kitt James Dean Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 16, 2001 Location: California Dreamin' Posts: 6,115	Green and Pink Flys People Different From Us In November, Jason Morris, 30, was acquitted by a jury in Greater Manchester, England, of the charge that, using ordinary pliers, he pulled out 18 of his girlfriend's teeth, leaving her covered head to toe in blood. The case turned when the girlfriend, Samantha Court, 25, took the witness stand and admitted that she pulled the teeth out herself, during an April drug binge during which she tried to get rid of a green and pink fly that had darted down her throat. Court said the couple has decided to stop doing drugs. [The Guardian]

01-10-2003, 02:23 AM	#2
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01-10-2003, 06:15 AM	#4
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	I wonder if they're still dating... Personally, if a girl has me thrown in jail for a crime I didn't commit, I would pretty much call that relationship unsalvagable...
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01-10-2003, 04:18 PM	#5
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01-10-2003, 04:31 PM	#6
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01-10-2003, 02:47 AM	#3
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	Wow. Just goes to show, don't do drugs.

01-10-2003, 04:36 PM	#7
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