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Old 01-07-2003, 01:27 AM   #1
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What do monica lewinski and a soda machine have in common?




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Old 01-07-2003, 01:28 AM   #2
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Old 01-07-2003, 02:49 AM   #4
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GOOD ONE I'm laughing so hard
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Heard it before
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Yup, I've heard it too, its pretty funny.
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I have heard that before. But its still funny.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GET IT!!!
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