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StwongBadGurl · 01-04-2003, 11:54 PM

I found out today that god hates me,... First me and my bf broke up then I got my car stuck in a snow bank..... don't ask ... Got it pushed out then was getting back in and shut my middle finger in the GOD DAMN door! Yeah I was P***** and as soon as I open the door when I pulled into my drve way IT FELL OFF!! this is why I have come to the conclusion that god hates me... and alot of other people.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 01-04-2003, 11:56 PM

Dessie!!

Ugh, sounds like a good day.

Figures the middle finger-- it gets the most!

Meangya, the door too? You shouldve stayed in bed.

Kay Scarpetta · 01-04-2003, 11:56 PM

Meh, sorry your day was crap. Hope you have a better one tomorrow.

bandito · 01-05-2003, 12:15 AM

better the door falling off than your finger! hope you have a better day tommarow

Titania · 01-05-2003, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by bandito
better the door falling off than your finger! hope you have a better day tommarow

omg

the first time i read it i thought thats what it meant that the FINGER fell off instead of the door.

sounds like a rough day though. welcome to SO, hope things get better.

-*Forever*- · 01-05-2003, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by Titania

omg the first time i read it i thought thats what it meant that the FINGER fell off instead of the door.

sounds like a rough day though. welcome to SO, hope things get better.

SAME HERE!! LMAO. Anyways, welcome, a question: did you get StwongBad from HomeStarRunner.com? Cos if you did- Strong Bad is my FAVE!

StwongBadGurl · 01-05-2003, 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by -*Forever*-

SAME HERE!! LMAO. Anyways, welcome, a question: did you get StwongBad from HomeStarRunner.com? Cos if you did- Strong Bad is my FAVE!

I sure did!

Mr. Shy Guy · 01-05-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Titania

omg the first time i read it i thought thats what it meant that the FINGER fell off instead of the door.

Me too!!! I was like, wouldn't you maybe be in the hospital instead of online. Anyways, I've had days like that way too often. So I know where you're coming from.

White_Daisy · 01-05-2003, 12:36 AM

We used to have a car when you closed the door, the seat belt would automatically come on. Well, my grandma was practicing her driving when she closed the door on my finger and then the seatbelt came up and crushed it....that was not a pleasant experience and I had to stay in the hospital over night cause my finger was literally mush....but I don't need to disgust you with that, anyway

I'm so sorry about your bad day. Have some peanut butter, it makes everything go away...or at least makes everything so sticky, you're worrying about it instead of what's troubling you...

-*Forever*- · 01-05-2003, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by StwongBadGurl

I sure did!

YAY! I said come on fahugwagats (or however the hell you spell it

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AllIWantIsYourClutch · 01-05-2003, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by Titania

omg the first time i read it i thought thats what it meant that the FINGER fell off instead of the door.
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me too.

Oh man that sounds like the kinda thing that would happen to me. lol

~LadyJess~ · 01-05-2003, 12:40 AM

At least I wasn't the only one who thought the finger fell off instead of the door!

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 01-05-2003, 12:45 AM

God dont hate anyone, but I am sorry your day was really bad. I seem to be having a lot of those here lately. So I know the feeling......but God dont hate you.

RainMan · 01-05-2003, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by StwongBadGurl
I found out today that god hates me,... First me and my bf broke up then I got my car stuck in a snow bank..... don't ask ... Got it pushed out then was getting back in and shut my middle finger in the GOD DAMN door! Yeah I was P***** and as soon as I open the door when I pulled into my drve way IT FELL OFF!! this is why I have come to the conclusion that god hates me... and alot of other people.

That does suck!

But I am sorry I don't mean to be rude or offend you or nothing but I laughed my ass off cause I thought your middle finger fell off instead of the car door! That just made me burst out laughing!

Sorry but I had to say it.

Nate

Moonlight Lady · 01-05-2003, 01:54 AM

I'm sorry to hear that you're having a bad day, I hope tomorrow is better

BTW: Welcome to Sitcoms Online.

01-04-2003, 11:54 PM	#1
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White_Daisy blank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 Posts: 2,374	We used to have a car when you closed the door, the seat belt would automatically come on. Well, my grandma was practicing her driving when she closed the door on my finger and then the seatbelt came up and crushed it....that was not a pleasant experience and I had to stay in the hospital over night cause my finger was literally mush....but I don't need to disgust you with that, anyway I'm so sorry about your bad day. Have some peanut butter, it makes everything go away...or at least makes everything so sticky, you're worrying about it instead of what's troubling you...
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01-05-2003, 12:40 AM	#12
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01-05-2003, 12:45 AM	#13
~Hannah_Lee~ Let's dance in style Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 09, 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 7,358	God dont hate anyone, but I am sorry your day was really bad. I seem to be having a lot of those here lately. So I know the feeling......but God dont hate you.
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