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Rhiannon · 01-03-2003, 11:40 PM

Rose Quotes:

"I can't believe it! There's a married dead man in my bed!"

"There you are, Sophia! Dorothy she outsmarted me."

"We were backing out of the driveway and she told me I ran over Mrs. Stoffer!"

"Miami you're cuter than, an interuteran."

Rhiannon · 01-03-2003, 11:43 PM

Dorothy Quotes

Sophia: Was that a plumber?
Dorothy: No, it was a little girl selling girl scout toilets.

"I had a speech impetement. It's easier for kids these days, they have Barbara Walters to look up to."

[of Rose's brain] "Rose, we shuld let it heal."

~LadyJess~ · 01-04-2003, 06:16 PM

Blanche: Now Rose, put yourself in my position.
Rose: Apparently I'm not limber enough!

(When Sophia has to kiss a fool)
Man: Whenever I meet a smart girl she's already taken.
Sophia: Wait a minute, you think Rose is smart?
Man: Yeah.
Sophia: Hot damn! (grabs him and kisses him)

Rhiannon · 01-04-2003, 08:45 PM

Sophia: Ziploc bags get you confused, Rose!

Rhiannon · 01-04-2003, 09:43 PM

Sophia: (wants a new TV) What am I supposed to do when every other old lady on the block is watching Cosby?
Dorothy: You can sit in the driveway and hope an amusing black family drives by.

Dorothy: Ma, this is for people who walk a lot.
Sophia: What do I do? Hover?

GoldenGuy · 01-06-2003, 01:17 AM

There are SOOO many. But lately my favorites been.

(While rose is listening in on their neighbors after just eating dinner with them and planting the bug)

ROSE: The Keep talking about some noodle head in a red dress. Could that be code language?

DORTHY: only for the noodle head in the red dress.

shocolah · 01-06-2003, 10:39 AM

Not exact quotes, probably, but close enough!

Dorothy: (to Rose in the kitchen)"My cupcakes are MOIST and DELICIOUS!"

Rose: (to Dorothy, same scene) "Have you and Miles been BAKING together?"

Sophia: (to Blanche telling her that Italian's don't just slap people around when she slapped Blanche's grandson David for being a total smartmouth)

"No, we can also sing opera and make love!"

Blanche: (to Rose when the four are all freezing in bed together under Sophia's electric blanket) "Get your bunnynose outta my butt!" and to Dorothy when she took Blanche's heating pad"
"If that isn't a heating pad, then exactly what sort of electrical appliance do have under that blanket?"

Rhiannon · 01-06-2003, 09:19 PM

When the Nun is at the house talking to Sophia and Dorothy about Sophia becoming a Nun

Sophia: Dorothy, don't you want to go outside?

Dorothy: I'd go outside but there aren't any SHADY PINES for me to sit under.

Sophia: Pillow, Pussycat?

01-03-2003, 11:40 PM	#1
Rhiannon oh, snap! Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: middle of nowhere Posts: 11,097	Favorite GG Quotes Rose Quotes: "I can't believe it! There's a married dead man in my bed!" "There you are, Sophia! Dorothy she outsmarted me." "We were backing out of the driveway and she told me I ran over Mrs. Stoffer!" "Miami you're cuter than, an interuteran."
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01-04-2003, 06:16 PM	#3
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01-06-2003, 01:17 AM	#6
GoldenGuy MAAAAAA Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 26, 2002 Posts: 446	There are SOOO many. But lately my favorites been. (While rose is listening in on their neighbors after just eating dinner with them and planting the bug) ROSE: The Keep talking about some noodle head in a red dress. Could that be code language? DORTHY: only for the noodle head in the red dress.
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01-03-2003, 11:43 PM	#2
Rhiannon oh, snap! Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: middle of nowhere Posts: 11,097	Dorothy Quotes Sophia: Was that a plumber? Dorothy: No, it was a little girl selling girl scout toilets. "I had a speech impetement. It's easier for kids these days, they have Barbara Walters to look up to." [of Rose's brain] "Rose, we shuld let it heal."

01-04-2003, 08:45 PM	#4
Rhiannon oh, snap! Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: middle of nowhere Posts: 11,097	Sophia: Ziploc bags get you confused, Rose!

01-04-2003, 09:43 PM	#5
Rhiannon oh, snap! Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: middle of nowhere Posts: 11,097	Sophia: (wants a new TV) What am I supposed to do when every other old lady on the block is watching Cosby? Dorothy: You can sit in the driveway and hope an amusing black family drives by. Dorothy: Ma, this is for people who walk a lot. Sophia: What do I do? Hover?

01-06-2003, 10:39 AM	#7
shocolah Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 01, 2001 Posts: 546	Not exact quotes, probably, but close enough! Dorothy: (to Rose in the kitchen)"My cupcakes are MOIST and DELICIOUS!" Rose: (to Dorothy, same scene) "Have you and Miles been BAKING together?" Sophia: (to Blanche telling her that Italian's don't just slap people around when she slapped Blanche's grandson David for being a total smartmouth) "No, we can also sing opera and make love!" Blanche: (to Rose when the four are all freezing in bed together under Sophia's electric blanket) "Get your bunnynose outta my butt!" and to Dorothy when she took Blanche's heating pad" "If that isn't a heating pad, then exactly what sort of electrical appliance do have under that blanket?"

01-06-2003, 09:19 PM	#8
Rhiannon oh, snap! Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: middle of nowhere Posts: 11,097	When the Nun is at the house talking to Sophia and Dorothy about Sophia becoming a Nun Sophia: Dorothy, don't you want to go outside? Dorothy: I'd go outside but there aren't any SHADY PINES for me to sit under. Sophia: Pillow, Pussycat?