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Fan of old shows · 01-03-2003, 03:53 AM

I Have Fleas.

DarleneIllyria · 01-03-2003, 03:57 AM

eh, okay.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 01-03-2003, 03:58 AM

Intresting....

Georgia's on my Mind · 01-03-2003, 04:20 AM

thats nice.

Janice · 01-03-2003, 04:30 AM

Get a flea collar.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 01-03-2003, 04:32 AM

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Originally posted by Janice
Get a flea collar.

But those are like, so 1998.

Hollow · 01-03-2003, 04:44 AM

ASS, the abbreiviation for artificial stupidity syndrome, is a disease that my brother and I have discovered and identified. People that deal with ASS are generally intelligent, but act as if they are in lack of brain cells for entertainment.

Further information about ASS
It is important to take note that if one's stupidity is caused by nature, this person does not have ASS. Though it sounds terrible, ASS is nothing negative. It is considered a disease, but it is optional. Typical people who choose to have ASS do so for the result of entertaining others, as well as themselves, yet usually act intelligent when in need to. If a person is naturally stupid but makes an attempt to gain ASS, he or she shall not have ASS, but natural stupidity.

How ASS gets its name
ASS is based on the term AI, the abbreviation of artificial intelligence. The name ASS was originally indentified as AS, but was soon modified, adding the word syndrome, causing the abbreviation to change to ASS. There are no current plans to change it.

Hollow · 01-03-2003, 04:52 AM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

But those are like, so 1998.

What do we use now then? lol

vienna waits · 01-03-2003, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne

What do we use now then? lol

advantage!

Kay Scarpetta · 01-03-2003, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kelly Osbourne

What do we use now then? lol

Decon. Or is that the rat killer....

Babes_Cat · 01-03-2003, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by Babes_Kay

Decon. Or is that the rat killer....

Hunny, yes that is for rats. Don't you know the commercial?

Fan of old shows · 01-03-2003, 05:22 PM

my cats bring in the fleas and they bite me.

Mr. Shy Guy · 01-03-2003, 06:02 PM

Ok...I probaly missed something but are that SoFl123 person?

Chad22 · 01-03-2003, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by Fan of old shows
my cats bring in the fleas and they bite me.

OHHHHH Thats what you mean. Yeah, i sleep with my dog so i know what its like to have fleas on me once and awhile.

Hollow · 01-03-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Gregorio
Ok...I probaly missed something but are that SoFl123 person?

Im pretty sure he is

01-03-2003, 03:53 AM	#1
Fan of old shows Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 25, 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 417	I Have Fleas I Have Fleas.

01-03-2003, 03:58 AM	#3
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01-03-2003, 04:30 AM	#5
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Suggestion... Get a flea collar.

01-03-2003, 06:02 PM	#13
Mr. Shy Guy Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 7,871	Ok...I probaly missed something but are that SoFl123 person?
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01-03-2003, 03:57 AM	#2
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	eh, okay.

01-03-2003, 04:20 AM	#4
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	thats nice.

01-03-2003, 04:44 AM	#7
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	ASS, the abbreiviation for artificial stupidity syndrome, is a disease that my brother and I have discovered and identified. People that deal with ASS are generally intelligent, but act as if they are in lack of brain cells for entertainment. Further information about ASS It is important to take note that if one's stupidity is caused by nature, this person does not have ASS. Though it sounds terrible, ASS is nothing negative. It is considered a disease, but it is optional. Typical people who choose to have ASS do so for the result of entertaining others, as well as themselves, yet usually act intelligent when in need to. If a person is naturally stupid but makes an attempt to gain ASS, he or she shall not have ASS, but natural stupidity. How ASS gets its name ASS is based on the term AI, the abbreviation of artificial intelligence. The name ASS was originally indentified as AS, but was soon modified, adding the word syndrome, causing the abbreviation to change to ASS. There are no current plans to change it.

01-03-2003, 05:22 PM	#12
Fan of old shows Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 25, 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 417	my cats bring in the fleas and they bite me.