THE 2002 HAWKEYE AWARDS! (part 3) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

TJL · 12-30-2002, 10:49 PM

Welcome back to the 95th Annual Hawkeye awards, honoring the best and brightest of 2002.

TJL here! I’m dutifully counting the votes, tabulating the stats, and bestowing upon whoever I damn well please the coveted Benjamin Franklin Pierce Trophy of Excellence.
This gorgeous statuette, nicknamed the “Hawkeye,” is painstakingly handcrafted out of delicious Belgian chocolate and wrapped in the finest gold plated aluminum foil money can buy. What better way to honor so many deserving recipients, whose shortcomings and mishaps have provided us with so much joy this year!

And now, if I can take it down a bit, I would like to announce that we have reached the final award of the night. The Hawkeye for Person Of The Year…

There have been so many intriguing people in the headlines this year folks. Presidents, world leaders, disgraced business executives, that chick who starred in that movie about that big fat Greek wedding… so many movers and shakers, all who have been eclipsed by this one superstar…

A woman never met a man she hasn’t married, a woman who has walked down more aisles than a floor sweeper at K-Mart, a talented singer, dancer, and actress who always looks stunning in a wedding gown, ladies and gentlemen, the Hawkeye for Person Of The Year goes to a gal who gave more than “Enough,” who truly is “Maid In Manhattan,” who may be “J to the Lo,” but she will always be my “Jenny From the Block,”

Take a bow Jennifer Lopez!

Well, that’s it for the 2002 Hawkeye Awards!
I would like to thank my guests Ray Romano, William Shatner, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Wayne Brady, musical guest Shakira, and as always the Sitcoms Online Orchestra. From the beautiful Hunka Bunka Ballroom in Sayreville New Jersey, this is TJL saying good night, and Buh-bye!

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 12-31-2002, 12:11 AM

*standing ovation* *loud clapping* I loved it!!!

DarleneIllyria · 12-31-2002, 01:06 AM

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I would like to thank my guests William Shatner.

*applauds TJL* It was awesome. What more can I say?

Okay, you didn't expect me to exit out of this post w/o clapping for Shatner. *claps for Bill*

dlemond · 12-31-2002, 11:06 AM

Thanks for a great time TJL.

The Hunka Bunka Ballroom was an exceptional venue as always and the $2.00 shot girls in their Daisy Dukes was a nice touch.

Except for a minor scuffle with somebody named Joey from Clifton, I had a blast.

See ya next year bro.

ks · 12-31-2002, 02:40 PM

Bravo!

You were such a great host, TJL. Truthful, captivating, and entertaining. I look forward to next year's awards! Until then, thanks for this wonderful evening.

ks

Janice · 12-31-2002, 02:45 PM

Great job TJL! Your award-hosting abilities supercedes all others, and that includes Whoppi, Leno, Letterman, Conan and even Billy Crystal.

Ewan's My Man · 12-31-2002, 02:54 PM

Great job!!!

TJL · 12-31-2002, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by dlemond
Thanks for a great time TJL.

The Hunka Bunka Ballroom was an exceptional venue as always and the $2.00 shot girls in their Daisy Dukes was a nice touch.

I'm glad somebody else knows of that joint. Every time I mention that place to someone they think I'm making it up!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-31-2002, 03:45 PM

BRA-VO, TJL!

Cactus Jack · 12-31-2002, 04:15 PM

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVO TJL!

12-30-2002, 10:49 PM	#1
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	THE 2002 HAWKEYE AWARDS! (part 3) Welcome back to the 95th Annual Hawkeye awards, honoring the best and brightest of 2002. TJL here! I’m dutifully counting the votes, tabulating the stats, and bestowing upon whoever I damn well please the coveted Benjamin Franklin Pierce Trophy of Excellence. This gorgeous statuette, nicknamed the “Hawkeye,” is painstakingly handcrafted out of delicious Belgian chocolate and wrapped in the finest gold plated aluminum foil money can buy. What better way to honor so many deserving recipients, whose shortcomings and mishaps have provided us with so much joy this year! And now, if I can take it down a bit, I would like to announce that we have reached the final award of the night. The Hawkeye for Person Of The Year… There have been so many intriguing people in the headlines this year folks. Presidents, world leaders, disgraced business executives, that chick who starred in that movie about that big fat Greek wedding… so many movers and shakers, all who have been eclipsed by this one superstar… A woman never met a man she hasn’t married, a woman who has walked down more aisles than a floor sweeper at K-Mart, a talented singer, dancer, and actress who always looks stunning in a wedding gown, ladies and gentlemen, the Hawkeye for Person Of The Year goes to a gal who gave more than “Enough,” who truly is “Maid In Manhattan,” who may be “J to the Lo,” but she will always be my “Jenny From the Block,” Take a bow Jennifer Lopez! Well, that’s it for the 2002 Hawkeye Awards! I would like to thank my guests Ray Romano, William Shatner, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Wayne Brady, musical guest Shakira, and as always the Sitcoms Online Orchestra. From the beautiful Hunka Bunka Ballroom in Sayreville New Jersey, this is TJL saying good night, and Buh-bye!

12-31-2002, 12:11 AM	#2
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12-31-2002, 02:40 PM	#5
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	Bravo! You were such a great host, TJL. Truthful, captivating, and entertaining. I look forward to next year's awards! Until then, thanks for this wonderful evening. ks
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12-31-2002, 02:45 PM	#6
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	You're hired for next year Great job TJL! Your award-hosting abilities supercedes all others, and that includes Whoppi, Leno, Letterman, Conan and even Billy Crystal.

12-31-2002, 02:54 PM	#7
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12-31-2002, 11:06 AM	#4
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	Thanks for a great time TJL. The Hunka Bunka Ballroom was an exceptional venue as always and the $2.00 shot girls in their Daisy Dukes was a nice touch. Except for a minor scuffle with somebody named Joey from Clifton, I had a blast. See ya next year bro.

12-31-2002, 03:45 PM	#9
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12-31-2002, 04:15 PM	#10
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