5th & 6th Grade Stories

[Brett Ferino]

I have several stories about a kid now living in North Carolina since May 2000, whom smelled so bad, you'll think he's horrible. He also used to bring in his stinky beethoven doll. That kid's name is Sam Logan.

One day in 5th grade, Sam Logan was sent to the nurses office for smelling awful. The nurse was in there and she wanted him to put deodorant on. The principal came in and started yelling. He did not want to put it on. He said he'll do it when he came out of the bathroom. He was in there for a while and he peed on the floor. When he came out, the nurse did not here a toilet flush. She went in and saw pee on the floor.

One day in 6th grade, Sam did not seem to be feeling well. The teacher let him use the classroom bathroom. He did not know what was going on in there, but he was in that bathroom for 45 minutes. His parent or sitter cam to pick him up. He didnt want to leave. The teacher had to carry him out.

Another day, during recess, Sam saw the teacher on duty. Her bellybutton was showing and he asked her 'Can I SEE YOR BREASTS?

Finally, one day, he took his shirt off on the bus. Weighing 220 pounds, he had boob tissue.