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sami dg · 12-20-2002, 07:34 PM

This is a lighthearted comedy about a young boy named William that was born in SouthCarolina. His parents are country and somewhat dysfunctional people named Billy Jack and RuthAnne Honeycutt. William Honeycutt grew to be a child prodigy exept he thinks that his family situation is a cruel joke and he also thinks he is British. His parents dont understand his "high-flutin" way of thinking and William often speaks above their heads. His nextdoor neighbor and his only friend Timmy which is malnourished because his mother Tina which is a stripper at the local club spends all of her money on herself, and William takes pity on him. The first episode opens in Williams bedroom .

RuthAnne Honeycutt is in the kitchen while William is in his bedroom working on his lap-top, the rest of the home is filthy while Williams room is immaculate.

RuthAnne(yelling from the kitchen)- Billy are ya gonna come eat your eggs or am I gonna have to give em to the dawgs?

William(speaking in a thick British accent)- Mother., I will be in there in just a moment I am working on my composition for school.

Ruthanne(puzzled) Your what?

William- My compo......Oh never mind Im coming

William shuts his computer down and makes his way into the kitchen

William- What is that foul smell?

BillyJack- Thats bacon boy! Dont you know nothin?

William- Oh yes I should have know you would be serving swine instead of something wholesome and nutritious.

Ruthanne and BillyJack-(in unison) Do what?

BillyJack- After you eat We's a goin on your first huntin trip!

William- Father, must you make me participate in such a barbaric activity, if I wish to eat meat I would purchase it at the local market.

BillyJack(pleased) I figured you'd be excited!

William sighs and gives up

Ruthanne- Maybe you'll bag us our supper Billy.

William- Mother if anyone " bag's" anything it will be father.

BillyJack- Dont be so sure boy, I got be a 5 point the first time me and my paw ever went huntin.

William-(sacastically)- I dont suppose I could be the one shot and taken out of my misery instead of the poor deer could I?

BillyJack and Ruthanne(in unison) Do what?

.........................................................................................................End of scene one

I would like to see any comments if anyone likes it or dislikes!

12-20-2002, 07:34 PM	#1
sami dg Mayfields pepsi man Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 13, 2000 Location: Alabama Posts: 433	The Redneck British boy This is a lighthearted comedy about a young boy named William that was born in SouthCarolina. His parents are country and somewhat dysfunctional people named Billy Jack and RuthAnne Honeycutt. William Honeycutt grew to be a child prodigy exept he thinks that his family situation is a cruel joke and he also thinks he is British. His parents dont understand his "high-flutin" way of thinking and William often speaks above their heads. His nextdoor neighbor and his only friend Timmy which is malnourished because his mother Tina which is a stripper at the local club spends all of her money on herself, and William takes pity on him. The first episode opens in Williams bedroom . RuthAnne Honeycutt is in the kitchen while William is in his bedroom working on his lap-top, the rest of the home is filthy while Williams room is immaculate. RuthAnne(yelling from the kitchen)- Billy are ya gonna come eat your eggs or am I gonna have to give em to the dawgs? William(speaking in a thick British accent)- Mother., I will be in there in just a moment I am working on my composition for school. Ruthanne(puzzled) Your what? William- My compo......Oh never mind Im coming William shuts his computer down and makes his way into the kitchen William- What is that foul smell? BillyJack- Thats bacon boy! Dont you know nothin? William- Oh yes I should have know you would be serving swine instead of something wholesome and nutritious. Ruthanne and BillyJack-(in unison) Do what? BillyJack- After you eat We's a goin on your first huntin trip! William- Father, must you make me participate in such a barbaric activity, if I wish to eat meat I would purchase it at the local market. BillyJack(pleased) I figured you'd be excited! William sighs and gives up Ruthanne- Maybe you'll bag us our supper Billy. William- Mother if anyone " bag's" anything it will be father. BillyJack- Dont be so sure boy, I got be a 5 point the first time me and my paw ever went huntin. William-(sacastically)- I dont suppose I could be the one shot and taken out of my misery instead of the poor deer could I? BillyJack and Ruthanne(in unison) Do what? .........................................................................................................End of scene one I would like to see any comments if anyone likes it or dislikes!