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RainMan · 12-18-2002, 01:45 AM

Hello!

I am Nathan Bush the manager!

Positions available:

Checker
Food Court
Garden Shop
Electronics
Jewelry
Pharmacy
Etc.

Tell me what dept. you want to be the head of and I will post it on here!

It's like your at Kmart but u don't have to leave home!

Nate

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-18-2002, 01:53 AM

Uhh..

Aha. What are the paying rates?

DarleneIllyria · 12-18-2002, 02:02 AM

So can I get paid for goofing off? It always looks like such fun to be able to talk and not do much work and yet get paid at the same time.

Chocoholic · 12-18-2002, 02:06 AM

I know I definitely do NOT want to be a cashier!

I've worked as a supermarket cashier for 3.5 years and it is HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RainMan · 12-18-2002, 02:07 AM

It depends what you guys are applying for.

PM me if you shall want a position at the Sitcomsonline.com KMart!

Everyone makes at least 8.00 an hour!

Nate

WE ARE NOW HIRING!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-18-2002, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by Jenny
So can I get paid for goofing off? It always looks like such fun to be able to talk and not do much work and yet get paid at the same time.

Yea.. and yet the first moment a GOOD worker goofs off.. they get reprimanded. They know others slack off, but dont excpet anything from them.. they hold the good workers on a high standard. Ugh.

- And I cannot work @ a KMART where my boy Conan is *gasp* insulted.

And frankly people... I wouldnt either! Muahhahahhahhahaa....

Chocoholic · 12-18-2002, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Yea.. and yet the first moment a GOOD worker goofs off.. they get reprimanded. They know others slack off, but dont excpet anything from them.. they hold the good workers on a high standard. Ugh.

That happens to me too. The high school brats can goof off all they want, but I can't get away with anything.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-18-2002, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by WingsFan
I know I definitely do NOT want to be a cashier!

I've worked as a supermarket cashier for 3.5 years and it is HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell me about it. I just had my 1 Year Anniversary 2 months ago. Ceeeeeeelbraaa-- No dont. UGh. Me & you know what its like! Especially old people on Express. Well, some of them anyways..

Chocoholic · 12-18-2002, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Tell me about it. I just had my 1 Year Anniversary 2 months ago. Ceeeeeeelbraaa-- No dont. UGh. Me & you know what its like! Especially old people on Express. Well, some of them anyways..

Old people don't bother me as much as those middle-aged women who question EVERY SINGLE PRICE!!!

I think a lot of the elderly customers are actually the most polite ones at times.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-18-2002, 02:36 AM

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Originally posted by WingsFan

Old people don't bother me as much as those middle-aged women who question EVERY SINGLE PRICE!!! I think a lot of the elderly customers are actually the most polite ones at times.

Yea.. most old people are pretty nice, but a lot are also impatient and question everything. Ugh. Yes..I hate it when people question EVERYTHING!

Theyre like...

I thought it was 1.99/pound
- It is.. thats the weight
Oh, ok. I thought that was buy one get one free.
- Itll come off @ the end
I thought that was 50% off
- The RED is the discount

Ay yi yi. I swear Im gonna go gray by the time I hit 20.

Chocoholic · 12-18-2002, 02:40 AM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Yea.. most old people are pretty nice, but a lot are also impatient and question everything. Ugh. Yes..I hate it when people question EVERYTHING! Theyre like...

I thought it was 1.99/pound
- It is.. thats the weight
Oh, ok. I thought that was buy one get one free.
- Itll come off @ the end
I thought that was 50% off
- The RED is the discount

Ay yi yi. I swear Im gonna go gray by the time I hit 20.

I hate all that too. I also hate it when they blame me for something that was NOT my fault! It is NOT my fault if the price doesn't scan in right! It is NOT my fault if the store is out of something they desperately need! NOTHING IS MY FAULT!!!!

<phew!> i'm calm now.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-18-2002, 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by WingsFan

I hate all that too. I also hate it when they blame me for something that was NOT my fault! It is NOT my fault if the price doesn't scan in right! It is NOT my fault if the store is out of something they desperately need! NOTHING IS MY FAULT!!!!

<phew!> i'm calm now.

Ugh YES!! And they keep complaining. I feel like telling them to tell the manager because I could care less... Im just there for the $$.

Chocoholic · 12-18-2002, 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Ugh YES!! And they keep complaining. I feel like telling them to tell the manager because I could care less... Im just there for the $$.

I just smile sweetly and flip them off under the counter

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-18-2002, 02:52 AM

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Originally posted by WingsFan

I just smile sweetly and flip them off under the counter

Oh yes! LOl. Most of my customers love me because Im so polite.. one even said Im still his favorite!

But o0oo...flipping them off..gotta remember that! Hopefully.. the cashier in the one behind me wont see it! Ha, althought Im sure theyre doing the SAAAAME thing!

Chocoholic · 12-18-2002, 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Oh yes! LOl. Most of my customers love me because Im so polite.. one even said Im still his favorite! But o0oo...flipping them off..gotta remember that! Hopefully.. the cashier in the one behind me wont see it! Ha, althought Im sure theyre doing the SAAAAME thing!

Most of my customers say I'm the best at the store. If only they knew...

A lot of them are pretty nice though.

12-18-2002, 01:45 AM	#1
RainMan Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 09, 2002 Location: Churdan, Iowa USA (Wish it was the UK so I could go to Holmfirth, West Yorkshire to see the cast of Last of the Summer Wine!) Posts: 1,175	Welcome to the Kmart inside Sitcomsonline.com! Hello! I am Nathan Bush the manager! Positions available: Checker Food Court Garden Shop Electronics Jewelry Pharmacy Etc. Tell me what dept. you want to be the head of and I will post it on here! It's like your at Kmart but u don't have to leave home! Nate

12-18-2002, 01:53 AM	#2
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	Uhh.. Aha. What are the paying rates?
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12-18-2002, 02:07 AM	#5
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12-18-2002, 02:02 AM	#3
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	So can I get paid for goofing off? It always looks like such fun to be able to talk and not do much work and yet get paid at the same time.

12-18-2002, 02:06 AM	#4
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I know I definitely do NOT want to be a cashier! I've worked as a supermarket cashier for 3.5 years and it is HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!