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Pitooey · 07-26-2001, 08:42 PM

This thread should be where some of his jokes will get posted.

Freddie was on the Mike Douglas show and he was going to surprise Freddie by having his parents Maria and Karl on the show to talk about Freddie.

Mike Douglas: Freddie.... Here are your parents! Maria and Karl Pruetzel!

Freddie shocked to see his parents said...

I should've known my parents were around. I smelled my father's alcohol and my mothers rice and beans.

What do you think about this?

(This is not the actual way it was said but, it was something along these lines).........

Karl (his father) sounded like a big boozer and if he was he must've given Maria and Freddie hell!

chicosladyfair · 07-26-2001, 08:48 PM

It sounds like Karl gave them both quite a bit of hell.
I love Freddie's joke about how sex was always viewed as so romantic in the movies. It was made out to be better than it actually was. When two people wake up in the morning together in the movies...they kiss right away...you know your breath smells like a zookeepers heel.
And the one about how different girls from different ethnic backgrounds make noise in bed...Mexican girls get annoyed..."Don't touch my behind, Felix!!!"

07-26-2001, 08:42 PM	#1
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Freddie's jokes This thread should be where some of his jokes will get posted. Freddie was on the Mike Douglas show and he was going to surprise Freddie by having his parents Maria and Karl on the show to talk about Freddie. Mike Douglas: Freddie.... Here are your parents! Maria and Karl Pruetzel! Freddie shocked to see his parents said... I should've known my parents were around. I smelled my father's alcohol and my mothers rice and beans. What do you think about this? (This is not the actual way it was said but, it was something along these lines)......... Karl (his father) sounded like a big boozer and if he was he must've given Maria and Freddie hell!

07-26-2001, 08:48 PM	#2
chicosladyfair Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 10, 2001 Location: Sunny California Posts: 770	It sounds like Karl gave them both quite a bit of hell. I love Freddie's joke about how sex was always viewed as so romantic in the movies. It was made out to be better than it actually was. When two people wake up in the morning together in the movies...they kiss right away...you know your breath smells like a zookeepers heel. And the one about how different girls from different ethnic backgrounds make noise in bed...Mexican girls get annoyed..."Don't touch my behind, Felix!!!"