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¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-11-2002, 02:24 AM

They say kindergartners laugh about 200 times a day, while adults only laugh on average of 17. So, on an average day, how often do you laugh?

I laugh pretty much half the day. I dont laugh as much as I did from when I was in school, but I still laugh til it hurts atleast once a day. When Im with my friend we laugh like the WHOLE time and people look at us like we've got a 3rd eye or something LOl. Im very easy to humor!

Chad22 · 12-11-2002, 02:27 AM

kindergartners laugh more because they find the word "Poop" Funny. I Also laugh alot because i still find the word "Poop" Funny

But yeah, i laugh alot.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-11-2002, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by Chad Doody
kindergartners laugh more because they find the word "Poop" Funny. I Also laugh alot because i still find the word "Poop" Funny But yeah, i laugh alot.

LMAO..me too!!! Poop is a funny word. For some reason though, Ive always found the terms "Cauca" (sp) and "Explosive Diahrea" hilarious. Why I do is beyond me, but I think thats a good thing.

Chad22 · 12-11-2002, 02:30 AM

Yep, Diarea is always a funny word...Unless you actually have it. Than its not quite as funny

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-11-2002, 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by Chad Doody
Yep, Diarea is always a funny word...Unless you actually have it. Than its not quite as funny

LMAO. Stop. Your making me laugh!

Remember that Poopie Thread? I was talking to Amanda on Sat. and she was talking about another one. I forget what it was called.. but she described it as "A poopie that comes halfway out than goes back in!" LOl.

Chad22 · 12-11-2002, 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

Remember that Poopie Thread? I was talking to Amanda on Sat. and she was talking about another one. I forget what it was called.. but she described it as "A poopie that comes halfway out than goes back in!" LOl.

Yeah...Ive had those. Than you try your best to make it come out but it just doesnt budge. Than you walk around for a few minutes thinking about it and you just dont give up, so you go back to the bathroom and it comes out. And than you realize you just wasted a few minutes of your life on something stupid even though you do it every time. Kinda like what i just did typing up this post....

DarleneIllyria · 12-11-2002, 02:52 AM

This poop talk is cracking me up over here right now.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-11-2002, 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by Chad Doody

Yeah...Ive had those. Than you try your best to make it come out but it just doesnt budge. Than you walk around for a few minutes thinking about it and you just dont give up, so you go back to the bathroom and it comes out. And than you realize you just wasted a few minutes of your life on something stupid even though you do it every time. Kinda like what i just did typing up this post....

Ahahhhaahahaha.

Look what your doing to innocent Jenny! LOl

Chad22 · 12-11-2002, 03:01 AM

Poop....LOL....Man im weird

Chad22 · 12-11-2002, 03:02 AM

The title under my name now represents my favorite word.

DarleneIllyria · 12-11-2002, 03:05 AM

Okay, I found this joke a long time ago. I found it funny because of the very last one on the list.

The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the albuquerque public school system by parents of students

1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29 30,31, 32 and also 33.

2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

3. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.

4. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.

5. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

6. Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

7. Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.

8. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

9. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part.

10. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines.

11. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.

12. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

13. Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16 because she had a fever, a sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.

14. Please excuse Blanche from Jim today. She is administrating.

15. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

16. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.

17. Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

18. Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.

19. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossesd out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the s*h*i*t*s.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-11-2002, 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by Chad Doody
The title under my name now represents my favorite word.

Hhehehe.

Ha..good ones Jenny! The "growing" part. Ahhaa

TJL · 12-11-2002, 06:37 AM

I find myself laughing quite a bit on any given day.

Between Howard Stern in the morning, reruns in the afternoon, and my roommates antics and prime time TV, I get quite a giggle about many things.

Then there is my sex life, which is friggin hysterical!

Blair85 · 12-11-2002, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by Jenny
Okay, I found this joke a long time ago. I found it funny because of the very last one on the list.

The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the albuquerque public school system by parents of students

1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29 30,31, 32 and also 33.

2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

3. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.

4. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.

5. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

6. Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

7. Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.

8. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

9. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part.

10. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines.

11. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.

12. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

13. Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16 because she had a fever, a sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.

14. Please excuse Blanche from Jim today. She is administrating.

15. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

16. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.

17. Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

18. Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.

19. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossesd out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the s*h*i*t*s.

LMBO!!!! In bed w/ gramps lol, and # 19 got me tickled too. Those are all funny!!! I laugh all of the time. I can't help it!! Sometimes I might be in a bad mood and not laugh as much as usual, but if something really funny happens I LMBO. I hate it when something funny happens but if you laugh you'll get in trouble or something and you have to hold it in. That about kills me! I can't hold in a laugh or I think I'll explode. I'm good at getting people to laugh too and I'm glad for that.

Juss Like Jo Po · 12-11-2002, 04:55 PM

I laugh alot bc all my teachers tell jokes that arent funny and i feel bad so i laugh..at them not at their jokes...but what they dont know wont hurt them rite?

12-11-2002, 02:24 AM	#1
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	Laugh!!!! They say kindergartners laugh about 200 times a day, while adults only laugh on average of 17. So, on an average day, how often do you laugh? I laugh pretty much half the day. I dont laugh as much as I did from when I was in school, but I still laugh til it hurts atleast once a day. When Im with my friend we laugh like the WHOLE time and people look at us like we've got a 3rd eye or something LOl. Im very easy to humor!
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12-11-2002, 03:05 AM	#11
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	Okay, I found this joke a long time ago. I found it funny because of the very last one on the list. The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the albuquerque public school system by parents of students 1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29 30,31, 32 and also 33. 2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. 3. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault. 4. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side. 5. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. 6. Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor. 7. Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over. 8. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him. 9. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part. 10. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines. 11. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip. 12. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 13. Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16 because she had a fever, a sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night. 14. Please excuse Blanche from Jim today. She is administrating. 15. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach. 16. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout. 17. Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 18. Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals. 19. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(crossed out), diahoah(crossesd out), dyah(crossed out) the shits.
	Last edited by DarleneIllyria; 12-11-2002 at 03:07 AM.

12-11-2002, 06:37 AM	#13
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	I find myself laughing quite a bit on any given day. Between Howard Stern in the morning, reruns in the afternoon, and my roommates antics and prime time TV, I get quite a giggle about many things. Then there is my sex life, which is friggin hysterical!
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12-11-2002, 02:27 AM	#2
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	kindergartners laugh more because they find the word "Poop" Funny. I Also laugh alot because i still find the word "Poop" Funny But yeah, i laugh alot.

12-11-2002, 02:30 AM	#4
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	Yep, Diarea is always a funny word...Unless you actually have it. Than its not quite as funny

12-11-2002, 02:52 AM	#7
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	This poop talk is cracking me up over here right now.

12-11-2002, 03:01 AM	#9
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	Poop....LOL....Man im weird

12-11-2002, 03:02 AM	#10
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	The title under my name now represents my favorite word.

12-11-2002, 04:55 PM	#15
Juss Like Jo Po Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 04, 2002 Posts: 566	I laugh alot bc all my teachers tell jokes that arent funny and i feel bad so i laugh..at them not at their jokes...but what they dont know wont hurt them rite?