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TJL · 12-10-2002, 06:41 PM

A few minutes ago I heard the most disturbing Christmas song, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."

Personally, I don't think I would find it so friggin funny if I caught my Mom making out with Kris Kringle.

And I don't think my father would find it funny either.
"What a laugh it would have been." yeah right.

My Father's a retired cop. He has guns!
Santa touches Mom, and Christmas is cancelled, know what I mean?

Anyhoo, which Christmas song freaks you out?

Chocoholic · 12-10-2002, 08:29 PM

TJL, I'll have to put a note up on my computer to remind myself NOT to have anything in my mouth when I read your posts

You are always so gosh dang funny, man!

Anyhoo, I think the most disturbing Christmas song I've heard is Celine Dion's version of "Feliz Navidad". I can't lister to her scream, um, sing without my ears bleeding.

Penny Lane · 12-10-2002, 08:58 PM

Jingle Bells By Barbra Streisand! Give me a break!

Kay Scarpetta · 12-10-2002, 09:15 PM

Mostly all Christmas music.

UpstairsSteak · 12-10-2002, 09:18 PM

Grandma got run over by a reindeer...makes me wish the reindeer took out the whole family.

Chocoholic · 12-10-2002, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by UpstairsSteak
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...makes me wish the reindeer took out the whole family.

I heard a spoof of that song once. It was called "Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer". It was the funniest thing.

Hollow · 12-10-2002, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by TJL
A few minutes ago I heard the most disturbing Christmas song, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."

Personally, I don't think I would find it so friggin funny if I caught my Mom making out with Kris Kringle.

And I don't think my father would find it funny either.
"What a laugh it would have been." yeah right.

My Father's a retired cop. He has guns!
Santa touches Mom, and Christmas is cancelled, know what I mean?

Anyhoo, which Christmas song freaks you out?

That song is strange...why in the world would u be singing a happy cheerful song about ur mom having an affair w/ an old fat fogey?

consentida · 12-10-2002, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by WingsFan

Anyhoo, I think the most disturbing Christmas song I've heard is Celine Dion's version of "Feliz Navidad". I can't lister to her scream, um, sing without my ears bleeding.

I heard that too. I dont even think she was saying "Feliz Navidad" right. I was like omg gimme a break.

Adele · 12-10-2002, 10:22 PM

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer". I think the thing that pisses me off most about that song is that I believe it's SUPPOSED to be funny, but it's not. I especially hate when that song is on our school news every single day, and every single day I'm forced to hear my peers laugh their juvenile asses off. That song is anything but funny. It's stupid and it sounds pretty gruesome to me man. I mean, sure, I may have a pretty cruel sense of humor....but I dunno man. Talking about grandma having hoove prints all over her body seems like a very desperate attemp to make ppl laugh, you kno?

Adele · 12-10-2002, 10:36 PM

Oh man. I almost forgot....."Jingle Bells". Aw sure, it used to be fun singing that when i was a little kiddie, but now....it just makes me think of a brady bunch skee trip or something. Ah, I don't like Xmas songs.....

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AllIWantIsYourClutch · 12-10-2002, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by UpstairsSteak
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...makes me wish the reindeer took out the whole family.

Yea, but grandma's good enough for me

Hollow · 12-11-2002, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by Adele
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer". I think the thing that pisses me off most about that song is that I believe it's SUPPOSED to be funny, but it's not. I especially hate when that song is on our school news every single day, and every single day I'm forced to hear my peers laugh their juvenile asses off. That song is anything but funny. It's stupid and it sounds pretty gruesome to me man. I mean, sure, I may have a pretty cruel sense of humor....but I dunno man. Talking about grandma having hoove prints all over her body seems like a very desperate attemp to make ppl laugh, you kno?

I have to sing that song in music class. I dont think its right...singing a cheery song about ur gramma getting her ass whooped by some reindeer...it goes like "when we found her christmas morning at the scene of the attack she had hoofprints on her forehead and we wonder if we should open her presents or send em back and now the famliys dressed it black and blah blah now were all proud of grandpa hes been taking this so well he drinks beer and plays cards"...whatever

Czas na Zywiec · 12-11-2002, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by Dr. Lu Delgado
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I heard that for the first time last while I was in my car. I was lucky that I didn't drive into the local bank and killed myself.

sara · 12-11-2002, 02:14 AM

The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al. It's very disturbing, but I love it anyway. "From his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo, and he smiled as he said with a twinkel in his eye. Merry Christmas to all now your all gonna die" I'm sorry I'm sick

12-10-2002, 06:41 PM	#1
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12-10-2002, 08:58 PM	#3
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12-10-2002, 09:15 PM	#4
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12-11-2002, 02:14 AM	#15
sara Member Senior Member Join Date: May 21, 2002 Location: grandville michigan Posts: 2,296	The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al. It's very disturbing, but I love it anyway. "From his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo, and he smiled as he said with a twinkel in his eye. Merry Christmas to all now your all gonna die" I'm sorry I'm sick
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12-10-2002, 08:29 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	TJL, I'll have to put a note up on my computer to remind myself NOT to have anything in my mouth when I read your posts You are always so gosh dang funny, man! Anyhoo, I think the most disturbing Christmas song I've heard is Celine Dion's version of "Feliz Navidad". I can't lister to her scream, um, sing without my ears bleeding.

12-10-2002, 09:18 PM	#5
UpstairsSteak Shine On Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 30, 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 303	Grandma got run over by a reindeer...makes me wish the reindeer took out the whole family.

12-10-2002, 10:22 PM	#9
Adele Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 02, 2001 Posts: 634	"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer". I think the thing that pisses me off most about that song is that I believe it's SUPPOSED to be funny, but it's not. I especially hate when that song is on our school news every single day, and every single day I'm forced to hear my peers laugh their juvenile asses off. That song is anything but funny. It's stupid and it sounds pretty gruesome to me man. I mean, sure, I may have a pretty cruel sense of humor....but I dunno man. Talking about grandma having hoove prints all over her body seems like a very desperate attemp to make ppl laugh, you kno?

12-10-2002, 10:36 PM	#10
Adele Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 02, 2001 Posts: 634	Oh man. I almost forgot....."Jingle Bells". Aw sure, it used to be fun singing that when i was a little kiddie, but now....it just makes me think of a brady bunch skee trip or something. Ah, I don't like Xmas songs.....

12-10-2002, 10:57 PM	#11
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