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~Teddybear~ · 12-08-2002, 04:11 PM

it would be funny if...

~instead of poking the pilsberry dough boy in the stomach, they punched him instead!(Hee heee!!! *punch* OW!)

~ Santa Clause over ate and got stuck in the chimmney! (Hey santa, why couldn't you just use the door?)

~Michael Jacksons' nose finally fell off! (Can you hand me the glue please? I have to fix my nose...)

~Your mom was your best friend.(honey, why don't you unbutton that shirt some, it makes you look sexier!)

~Beonce's weave feel out during a concert!(IT's JUST EMOTIONS TAKIN ME OVER!) ::as the crowd stares at her bald head:::

~Jlo's butt fell out! ::Jlo shakes her butt so hard her *** flies into the crowd!::: (AHH, my @$$!!)

hehehehee! what else do u think would be funny?

Juss Like Jo Po · 12-08-2002, 04:53 PM

Chocoholic · 12-08-2002, 05:12 PM

Max Whittaker · 12-08-2002, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by breezyb

~Michael Jacksons' nose finally fell off! (Can you hand me the glue please? I have to fix my nose...)

I thought that already happened... Or maybe that was someone else...

Cactus Jack · 12-08-2002, 06:06 PM

Those are sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!

james_baby87 · 12-08-2002, 06:42 PM

I can't stop laughing

Central Perk · 12-08-2002, 06:45 PM

umm..

~Teddybear~ · 12-08-2002, 08:59 PM

Wow! I didn't know I was that funny...I made those up myself...THANX!!!!!

Georgia's on my Mind · 12-08-2002, 09:02 PM

Michael Jackson has a nose?

Hollow · 12-08-2002, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by breezyb
~Michael Jacksons' nose finally fell off! (Can you hand me the glue please? I have to fix my nose...)

I want it to fall off. Kodiak moment

Barnabas1 · 12-08-2002, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by ~°~RockAngel89~°~

I want it to fall off. Kodiak moment

Ewan's My Man · 12-08-2002, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by breezyb

~Michael Jacksons' nose finally fell off! (Can you hand me the glue please? I have to fix my nose...)

It's happened, his fingernail caught onto it during a concert and it flew off

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~Your mom was your best friend.(honey, why don't you unbutton that shirt some, it makes you look sexier!)

Uh...yea...my mom kinda IS my best friend. Now, I do have my best friends like...my age...and my mom wouldn't say something like "Why don't u unbutton that shirt some, it makes u look sexier" but she has picked out these pretty low cut shirts for me and she has said, "OMG, Lauren, try on this tankini" or "Lauren! Look at this tank top!!!" She wears the same clothes I do and shops in the junior department...yea

FOLrocks1 · 12-09-2002, 10:15 PM

LOL! Those are great!

DarleneIllyria · 12-09-2002, 10:34 PM

LucyFan · 12-09-2002, 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by breezyb
it would be funny if...
~ Santa Clause over ate and got stuck in the chimmney! (Hey santa, why couldn't you just use the door?)

hehehehee! what else do u think would be funny?

This one is funny!

12-08-2002, 04:11 PM	#1
~Teddybear~ The New and Improved Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 17, 2002 Location: I'm eveywhere...I could be right behind you.... Posts: 547	It would be funny if this happened.. it would be funny if... ~instead of poking the pilsberry dough boy in the stomach, they punched him instead!(Hee heee!!! punch OW!) ~ Santa Clause over ate and got stuck in the chimmney! (Hey santa, why couldn't you just use the door?) ~Michael Jacksons' nose finally fell off! (Can you hand me the glue please? I have to fix my nose...) ~Your mom was your best friend.(honey, why don't you unbutton that shirt some, it makes you look sexier!) ~Beonce's weave feel out during a concert!(IT's JUST EMOTIONS TAKIN ME OVER!) ::as the crowd stares at her bald head::: ~Jlo's butt fell out! ::Jlo shakes her butt so hard her *** flies into the crowd!::: (AHH, my @$$!!) hehehehee! what else do u think would be funny?
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~Teddybear~ The New and Improved Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 17, 2002 Location: I'm eveywhere...I could be right behind you.... Posts: 547	Wow! I didn't know I was that funny...I made those up myself...THANX!!!!!

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