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12-03-2002, 08:35 PM
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Create your own Christmas song!
Create your own christmas song!
It can be negative or positive MAKE IT FUNNY! Here's mine: The Christmas Poo Gives you the flu Is it what you ate? Or Rubbing too much of that Preparation H? The Christmas Poo and of course you too Will make you go moo Grunt hard and you'll squeeze out your christmas poo Too Much Preparation H Too much lube? It's way to slippery in here I miss everything but the christmas poo CHRISTMAS POO CHRISTMAS POO MY CHRISTMASS IS GOING TO HURT WHEN I POOP OUT YOU! Nate |
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12-03-2002, 08:57 PM
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christmas sucks
you stupid ****s Buying crap for my family they never give anything good to me baking cooking cookies with my mom burn the house down this should be fun Happiness is overrated So is the ****ing New year *chorus* down with christmas **** the day Bring it down In every way Holidays suck christmas cheer Dont give a **** Christmas sucks. Family fights might makes right which is why i always lose id kill christmas if I could choose I don't care about all of you It's an excuse to eat too much **** you all and DOWN WITH CHRISTMAS *chorus* Death to christmas Christmas cheer I hate christmas Do you hear? Anihilate Holiday Down with this Stupid Day Down with this Stupid day DOWN WITH THIS STUPID DAY *chorus* Merry Christmas everyone. |
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12-03-2002, 09:00 PM
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12-03-2002, 09:01 PM
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LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nate |
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12-03-2002, 09:08 PM
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How I wish I had a Grotesque and Blashphemous sence of humor...
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12-03-2002, 09:26 PM
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Hey. be nice to me. I hate the holiday season. At least SOMEONE liked my song. Thank you rainman. I apologize for calling you stupid. cause u think im funny.
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12-03-2002, 09:28 PM
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12-03-2002, 09:31 PM
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12-03-2002, 10:11 PM
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Very nice... I like it |
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12-03-2002, 10:29 PM
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12-03-2002, 11:26 PM
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ok im gonna try to write a rappish christmas song
chesnuts roasting on an open fire..... maybe we should take christmas a little higher Frosty the snowman got a big boner the sad part is that hes such a loner twas the night before christmas-f*** it im done trees,lights & spirit can never be fun listening to music & crazy people shop one day shoppers are gonna kill for a mop so deck your halls & trim your tree Christmas can f*** u and go f*** me chorus: the sleigh bells will ring carolers can drown in sprinklers while they sing His sleigh will crash & burn When will you fools learn this christmas its not gonna be a silent night This christmas **** isnt right santa can really get me pissed no way im writing a stupid ass list how stupid to be decorating a tree ill kill santa with my chimney we can go Smoke mistletoe and just f***ing let it snow you can deck santas halls and go deck his balls christmas should be about drinking some beer hell maybe that will give me some cheer chorus: the sleigh bells will ring carolers can drown in sprinklers while they sing His sleigh will crash & burn When will you fools learn this christmas its not gonna be a silent night This christmas **** isnt right everyone who believes in old saint nick your all just sucking on his d*** santa claus is coming to town no hes not, hes in the river, drowned all i want for christmas is my 2 front teeth now look at all of u, you have all been beat jingle bells and living in hell is the most wonderful time of the year then why the f*** are we living in fear? deck the halls..de blah blah blah frosties melted... hahahaha have yourselves a merry little christmas you can all be gay & go f*** every1 for the holiday chorus: the sleigh bells will ring carolers can drown in sprinklers while they sing His sleigh will crash & burn When will you fools learn this christmas its not gonna be a silent night so merry christmas to all & to all a good night! haha nice.... but im just kidding. i love christmas it was just a silly little song. |
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12-03-2002, 11:30 PM
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OMG THAT WAS SO ****ING FUNNY!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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12-03-2002, 11:40 PM
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lol thanks. i wrote all types of funny songs. my friends think i should make a comedy cd. i tried to do a little standup comedy last year and im thinking about doing more. i wrote this song called billy & grandma and its about grandma & her boner.... and then i wrote this thing "330 ways grandma gets a boner" its pretty interesting lol ill post it |
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12-04-2002, 01:03 AM
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Jesus was born
So i get presents Thank you Jesus For being born Hey there mr. muslim Merry ****in Christmas The end. |
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12-04-2002, 01:09 AM
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My mom thinks im weird
Because I like martina But you know what I tell her All I want for Christmas is Martina McBride Stuff! Martina McBride CDs! And a MARTINA SHIRT! Martina's the best... So you are a ****** Martina's the best Mom So go screw yourself I dont care about you And youre birdhouse s**t So lemme annoy you again And make you roll your eyes All I want for Christmas is Martina McBride Stuff! Martina McBride CDs! And a MARTINA SHIRT! Martina's the best... So you are a ****** If you roll your eyes again I will rip them out of Their sockets So... All I want for Christmas is Martina McBride Stuff! Martina McBride CDs! And a MARTINA SHIRT! Martina's the best... So you are a ****** ...I really needed to get that out. Nice song, huh? AGHHH! MERRY FREAKIN CHRISTMAS! |
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