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flutterby01 · 12-01-2002, 01:38 PM

What's your favorite one-liner by Geoffery?

Mine was probably: "If that's a groove, the Grand Canyon's a ditch!"

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CARLTON: For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an
injustice like that. It's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him..."Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?!?

TVFactFan · 12-02-2002, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by flutterby01
What's your favorite one-liner by Geoffery?

Mine was probably: "If that's a groove, the Grand Canyon's a ditch!"

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CARLTON: For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an
injustice like that. It's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him..."Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?!?

When Geoffery asked Will-How are you doing today master Will? And Will started to talk about a problem and then Geoffery said-I'm sorry Master Will, I gave you the impression that I really wanted to know. I thought that was funny.

JethroSimpson · 12-02-2002, 12:52 PM

About Uncle Phil

Viviane- That man is on thin ice

Geoffry- I'll alert the fish!

flutterby01 · 12-03-2002, 01:01 AM

LOL! Those are both great!

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CARLTON: For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that. It's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him..."Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?!?

whyuwannaknow · 12-29-2002, 01:47 AM

I don't think this is the exact lines from the show, but I believe it goes like this:
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Uncle Phil: Geoffery, go fetch my tools.

Geoffery: You mean your knife and fork, sir?

That line G said was too funny!

Rapture Man · 01-20-2003, 02:33 PM

"I wonder who will play you in the movie of her life..."

hughpuppies · 01-16-2004, 10:47 AM

How about when someone asked him to do something or answer the door. He would say oh yippeeee.

marvin g · 01-26-2004, 09:35 PM

He had too many funny lines to pick one! But those forementioned are great!! Your knife and fork!!

That's too funny!!

12-01-2002, 01:38 PM	#1
flutterby01 ALIAS!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 337	Favorite Geoffery one-liner? What's your favorite one-liner by Geoffery? Mine was probably: "If that's a groove, the Grand Canyon's a ditch!" ---- CARLTON: For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that. It's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him..."Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?!?

12-02-2002, 12:52 PM	#3
JethroSimpson Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 01, 2001 Location: England,UK Posts: 1,080	About Uncle Phil Viviane- That man is on thin ice Geoffry- I'll alert the fish!
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12-29-2002, 01:47 AM	#5
whyuwannaknow Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Nov 30, 2002 Posts: 3	I don't think this is the exact lines from the show, but I believe it goes like this: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Uncle Phil: Geoffery, go fetch my tools. Geoffery: You mean your knife and fork, sir? That line G said was too funny!
	Last edited by whyuwannaknow; 12-29-2002 at 01:49 AM.

12-03-2002, 01:01 AM	#4
flutterby01 ALIAS!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 30, 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 337	LOL! Those are both great! --- CARLTON: For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that. It's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him..."Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?!?

01-20-2003, 02:33 PM	#6
Rapture Man Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: MD Posts: 20	"I wonder who will play you in the movie of her life..."

01-16-2004, 10:47 AM	#7
hughpuppies Melanie Bernhardt Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 13, 2004 Location: wished I was with the lady in the above picture Posts: 705	How about when someone asked him to do something or answer the door. He would say oh yippeeee.

01-26-2004, 09:35 PM	#8
marvin g Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 30, 2003 Location: Chicago,IL Posts: 1,217	He had too many funny lines to pick one! But those forementioned are great!! Your knife and fork!! That's too funny!!