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I love Janet · 12-01-2002, 09:50 AM

The Poopie List
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Thought this was funny decided to post it.

Juss Like Jo Po · 12-01-2002, 10:24 AM

very cute!!...lolz

Barnabas1 · 12-01-2002, 11:15 AM

OMG That's funny!

Kay Scarpetta · 12-01-2002, 11:35 AM

....I think I just lost my appetite

*Melissa* · 12-01-2002, 11:37 AM

I was laughing so hard I was practically crying!

Titania · 12-01-2002, 11:50 AM

funny- except that i think im going to go be sick now...

fr00ti · 12-01-2002, 11:57 AM

I love Janet · 12-01-2002, 12:44 PM

I know i lmao when i first read this

~Teddybear~ · 12-01-2002, 01:17 PM

BABY POOPIE: the kind of poopie that hurts comming out, but when you look in the toilet, it's a small poopie!

10-SECOND POOPIE: the kind of poopie that only takes away 10 seconds of your time.

SPIRAL-CURLED POOPIE- the long poopie that goes round and round and round and round........

Quote:

CORN POOPIE: self explanatory

I can't explain corn poopie....

Kay Scarpetta · 12-01-2002, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by breezyb
I can't explain corn poopie....

Poopie with corn that you ate 2 nights ago stuck in it.

Jinny Girl · 12-01-2002, 02:13 PM

that is one of the funniest things ive heard all year. It made me laugh realy hard and I just ate some chocolate so now i feel nasius. Im gonna go make myself throw up now cause i dont like feeling like im gonna throw up... ITS ALL UR FAULT AND MAKEING ME LAFF!!!

I love Janet · 12-01-2002, 02:24 PM

I'm sry

I love Janet · 12-01-2002, 03:13 PM

I just thought of one
Poopie-When you pee and poop at the same time lol

LucyFan · 12-01-2002, 06:20 PM

ROFL!

Interesting

ABlairican Pie · 12-01-2002, 06:55 PM

A Spinal Tap Poopie is actually:

1. One that goes to 11. That's one louder!!

2. One where the pod doesn't open on cue.

3. One from "Big Bottoms".

4. One that looks like Stonehenge, but is actually MUCH smaller than it should be--as if it were about to be trod on by a dwarf.

5. One that comes on BEFORE the puppet show.

6. One that is a Rock & Roll Creation, with the Big Bang--where
Yin was searching for his Yang--"And I looked and I saw that it was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

7. One that's like an armadillo in your trousers.

8. One that is "Heavy Doodie"!!!

12-01-2002, 09:50 AM	#1
I love Janet Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 15, 2002 Location: Dayton Texas Posts: 228	The Poopie List The Poopie List GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but oops --- a poopie! Thought this was funny decided to post it.

12-01-2002, 11:15 AM	#3
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12-01-2002, 11:35 AM	#4
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12-01-2002, 11:50 AM	#6
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12-01-2002, 11:57 AM	#7
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12-01-2002, 10:24 AM	#2
Juss Like Jo Po Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 04, 2002 Posts: 566	very cute!!...lolz

12-01-2002, 11:37 AM	#5
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12-01-2002, 12:44 PM	#8
I love Janet Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 15, 2002 Location: Dayton Texas Posts: 228	I know i lmao when i first read this

12-01-2002, 02:13 PM	#11
Jinny Girl Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 04, 2001 Location: ...I'm not sure (looks around) WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?!??!? Posts: 2,726	that is one of the funniest things ive heard all year. It made me laugh realy hard and I just ate some chocolate so now i feel nasius. Im gonna go make myself throw up now cause i dont like feeling like im gonna throw up... ITS ALL UR FAULT AND MAKEING ME LAFF!!!
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12-01-2002, 02:24 PM	#12
I love Janet Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 15, 2002 Location: Dayton Texas Posts: 228	I'm sry

12-01-2002, 03:13 PM	#13
I love Janet Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 15, 2002 Location: Dayton Texas Posts: 228	I just thought of one Poopie-When you pee and poop at the same time lol

12-01-2002, 06:20 PM	#14
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12-01-2002, 06:55 PM	#15
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