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FonzForever · 11-29-2002, 08:56 PM

Just came up with this....
"Coming next season to ABC, it's Happy Dayz In The Hood"
(Shot of what what appaers to be Potsie & Ralph atArnold's)
Ralph: "Yo Potsie, you bring the stuff?"
Potsie: "What stuff?"
Ralph: "You're such a Potsie! Al's not gonna be happy. Oh hey there Al."
(A large black man in a red shirt appears)
Al: "Hey, Hey, Hey , better have my stuff or you @#%$!es will pay!"

White_Daisy · 11-29-2002, 09:19 PM

Oh, I've seen the guys at my school!!! Warning!! Some language

Scene: Arnold's has been transformed into "the ghetto." Nelly's Country Grammer can be heard ("I'm goin down down, baby..." sound familiar?).
Random Kid: Yo, Al, I want a burger an' ****!
*Burger flies in from kitchen window*
Kid: You call dis here uh burger? It's all greasy! Jus' like Orenthawl James.
*Al walks out in baggy jeans at his knees and big shirt with a snow cap on*
Al: You wants uh burger, I got ya uh burger in the hood
*Richie, Potsie and Ralph walk in. All of them wearing what Al is, Ralph is moving his head back and forth*
Ralph: This rap iz awful you know das right!
Potsie: Shut up, I like it
Ralph: Potsie, you such uh Potsie! You gots ta jive in Ebonics. We're in da Hood now.
Richie: I don't know if my parents would approve of me talking in such a way, Ralph
Ralph: Rick-Dogg!
Richie: Rick-Dogg?!?!? Fine, I don' know if muh ma f***in' parents would approve o' me jivin' in such uh way, Ralph
Potsie: Hey, Dere's my ** Jennifer, I'm gonna jet over there and ax her out
*Potsie walks up to Jennifer and does some creative hand movements (you know what I'm talking about) and they leave
Richie: I wish I could gots uh ** so fast like muh peeps!
*Joanie walks in with Mr. and Mrs. C
Joanie: There's Richie an' see what he's wearing and ****.
Richie: What are you guys doing here?
Ralph: Uh, see ya later Rich, Bye Mr. an' Mrs. C
*Runs out of there*
Richie: Dad, Mom, i was just...
Howard: What 'chew trippin foo' ?
Richie: What?
Marion: ya'll is mad stupid. If ya wants ta jive in Ebonics, ya gots ta jive like dis here .
Joanie: What's wrong with you people?!?! Look at how Richie is dressed!
Howard: Girl, What wrong wit you? Go ta yo' room
Joanie: I always git sent ta muh ma f***in room. I'm not uh kid, ya know. I'm gonna jet find Potsie an' run off wiff him. He may be mad stupid, but he'll treat me bettah. otay buh-weet
Marion: I'm her mammy, I'm gonna jet an' make her feel bettah
Howard: Come on, Rick-Dogg, it's tyme fo' dinner and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
Richie: What?
Howard: Nothing, son, nothing at all

EEEEEEEEEEKS, that was terrible and had no story line, but I had to add that for the sake of ebonics! Sorry, I had no Fonzie, but I think I'll continue it with Fonzie and his date in Ebonics.

Fonzie87 · 11-29-2002, 09:28 PM

Uhhh-huh... riiiggghhht

Fonzie87 · 11-29-2002, 09:32 PM

Uh, White_Daisy, I was wondering... When did people start talking like that? I don't know, I think maby I just missed it!

White_Daisy · 11-29-2002, 09:32 PM

There's an Ebonics translator, that is how I know all those pretty words, I swear, I do not know these words by heart.

Besides, it was wacky

Hee hee

Chad22 · 11-29-2002, 09:33 PM

What In The World...? LOL

Stormtracker TF · 11-29-2002, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by Chad Doody
What In The World...? LOL

I was wondering the same! LOL.

White_Daisy · 11-29-2002, 09:45 PM

Dude, no one has heard anyone talk like that?!?!?! I hear it all the time in my school and when I go to the City (NYC). Last year, there was this big Ebonics thing and everyone talked like that because of Nelly!

Stormtracker TF · 11-29-2002, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by White_Daisy
Dude, no one has heard anyone talk like that?!?!?! I hear it all the time in my school and when I go to the City (NYC). Last year, there was this big Ebonics thing and everyone talked like that because of Nelly!

I'm kiddin'! It was funny!

Chad22 · 11-29-2002, 09:49 PM

If everyone talks like that than i Seriously do not fit in with this generation LOL

Fonzie87 · 11-29-2002, 09:52 PM

Excuse me, but may I please ask who Nelly is and why she speaks like that? And no, I have never heard anyone talk like that!

White_Daisy · 11-29-2002, 10:35 PM

Fonzei87, are you kidding? hee hee, Nelly's not Elvis, he's not very well known.

Chad Doody, don't worry, ebonics has shut up this year....so far. hee hee.

And as for everyone else, I challenge you to write Fonzie's date in Ebonics, it was pretty hard!

hee hee hee hee

I love this board so much!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 11-30-2002, 02:19 AM

LMAO White_Daisy!!!!

OMG..am I the only one who knows ebonics? Haha. I dont talk like that lol, but watch any episode of Jenny Jones and youll get the idea.

White_Daisy · 11-30-2002, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
LMAO White_Daisy!!!!

OMG..am I the only one who knows ebonics? Haha. I dont talk like that lol, but watch any episode of Jenny Jones and youll get the idea.

Hee hee, all you have to do is drive around town and follow the sound of rap music and you'll find ebonics. And I've had Nelly's song in my head for the past 30 hrs. I really hope that no one ebonifies Happy Days, I just got a scary image of Fonzie walking down the street with the huge sunglasses, the doo rag, the gaudy jewelry (10,000 rings!!!), big jacket, shirt with some logo on it, baggy jeans at his knees, and the hightops. He's walkin' in slow motion, with all the hand movements and there's a crowd of women following him and of course, they're wearing practically nothing....I should really stop watching MTV.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 07-31-2003, 11:36 PM

OMG. LMAO. We need to start doing these again.

11-29-2002, 08:56 PM	#1
FonzForever A classic Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 16, 2002 Location: Discussing "the rules" with Cynthia ;) Posts: 582	More laughs Just came up with this.... "Coming next season to ABC, it's Happy Dayz In The Hood" (Shot of what what appaers to be Potsie & Ralph atArnold's) Ralph: "Yo Potsie, you bring the stuff?" Potsie: "What stuff?" Ralph: "You're such a Potsie! Al's not gonna be happy. Oh hey there Al." (A large black man in a red shirt appears) Al: "Hey, Hey, Hey , better have my stuff or you @#%$!es will pay!"
	Last edited by FonzForever; 11-29-2002 at 08:57 PM.

11-29-2002, 09:19 PM	#2
White_Daisy blank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 Posts: 2,374	Warning: Some Language Oh, I've seen the guys at my school!!! Warning!! Some language Scene: Arnold's has been transformed into "the ghetto." Nelly's Country Grammer can be heard ("I'm goin down down, baby..." sound familiar?). Random Kid: Yo, Al, I want a burger an' ***! Burger flies in from kitchen window* Kid: You call dis here uh burger? It's all greasy! Jus' like Orenthawl James. Al walks out in baggy jeans at his knees and big shirt with a snow cap on Al: You wants uh burger, I got ya uh burger in the hood Richie, Potsie and Ralph walk in. All of them wearing what Al is, Ralph is moving his head back and forth Ralph: This rap iz awful you know das right! Potsie: Shut up, I like it Ralph: Potsie, you such uh Potsie! You gots ta jive in Ebonics. We're in da Hood now. Richie: I don't know if my parents would approve of me talking in such a way, Ralph Ralph: Rick-Dogg! Richie: Rick-Dogg?!?!? Fine, I don' know if muh ma f*in' parents would approve o' me jivin' in such uh way, Ralph Potsie: Hey, Dere's my Jennifer, I'm gonna jet over there and ax her out Potsie walks up to Jennifer and does some creative hand movements (you know what I'm talking about) and they leave Richie: I wish I could gots uh * so fast like muh peeps! Joanie walks in with Mr. and Mrs. C Joanie: There's Richie an' see what he's wearing and **. Richie: What are you guys doing here? Ralph: Uh, see ya later Rich, Bye Mr. an' Mrs. C Runs out of there* Richie: Dad, Mom, i was just... Howard: What 'chew trippin foo' ? Richie: What? Marion: ya'll is mad stupid. If ya wants ta jive in Ebonics, ya gots ta jive like dis here . Joanie: What's wrong with you people?!?! Look at how Richie is dressed! Howard: Girl, What wrong wit you? Go ta yo' room Joanie: I always git sent ta muh ma f***in room. I'm not uh kid, ya know. I'm gonna jet find Potsie an' run off wiff him. He may be mad stupid, but he'll treat me bettah. otay buh-weet Marion: I'm her mammy, I'm gonna jet an' make her feel bettah Howard: Come on, Rick-Dogg, it's tyme fo' dinner and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah. Richie: What? Howard: Nothing, son, nothing at all EEEEEEEEEEKS, that was terrible and had no story line, but I had to add that for the sake of ebonics! Sorry, I had no Fonzie, but I think I'll continue it with Fonzie and his date in Ebonics.
	__________________ <marquee>I love you, Potsie Webber</marquee> <center> "H14...My favorite letter, my favorite number"</center> <center>http://www.obeygiant.com/stickers/bo...happy-days.gif</center> <center>They Call it Potsie Love</center> <center>http://www.tvlinksonline.com/boards/...&postid=549343</center> <center>Warren "Potsie" Webber</center> <center> To me, Fonzie is what everyone wants to be, Richie is kind of what everyone wants her son to be. And Potsie, I think, is what everyone is - Anson Williams </center>

11-29-2002, 09:28 PM	#3
Fonzie87 Avatar By: TheFonz Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 14, 2002 Location: Workin On Irene... A 1970 Mercury Cougar XR7 Posts: 222	Uhhh-huh... riiiggghhht
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11-30-2002, 02:19 AM	#13
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	LMAO White_Daisy!!!! OMG..am I the only one who knows ebonics? Haha. I dont talk like that lol, but watch any episode of Jenny Jones and youll get the idea.
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11-29-2002, 09:32 PM	#4
Fonzie87 Avatar By: TheFonz Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 14, 2002 Location: Workin On Irene... A 1970 Mercury Cougar XR7 Posts: 222	Uh, White_Daisy, I was wondering... When did people start talking like that? I don't know, I think maby I just missed it!

11-29-2002, 09:33 PM	#6
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	What In The World...? LOL

11-29-2002, 09:45 PM	#8
White_Daisy blank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 Posts: 2,374	Dude, no one has heard anyone talk like that?!?!?! I hear it all the time in my school and when I go to the City (NYC). Last year, there was this big Ebonics thing and everyone talked like that because of Nelly!

11-29-2002, 09:49 PM	#10
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	If everyone talks like that than i Seriously do not fit in with this generation LOL

11-29-2002, 09:52 PM	#11
Fonzie87 Avatar By: TheFonz Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 14, 2002 Location: Workin On Irene... A 1970 Mercury Cougar XR7 Posts: 222	Excuse me, but may I please ask who Nelly is and why she speaks like that? And no, I have never heard anyone talk like that!

11-29-2002, 10:35 PM	#12
White_Daisy blank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 Posts: 2,374	Fonzei87, are you kidding? hee hee, Nelly's not Elvis, he's not very well known. Chad Doody, don't worry, ebonics has shut up this year....so far. hee hee. And as for everyone else, I challenge you to write Fonzie's date in Ebonics, it was pretty hard! hee hee hee hee I love this board so much!

07-31-2003, 11:36 PM	#15
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	OMG. LMAO. We need to start doing these again.