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1. if quizzes are quizzical...what are tests?
2. WHY do toasters have 10 settings when normal people only use the first 3 or 4? the others burn the toast past eating! 3. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? 4. Can blind people see their dreams? 5. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 6.Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? 7.Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 8.Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? i was just curious!!! honest!!! xxx |
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1.Testical
2.Some people are burnt-toast eating loons 3.Johnny Carson? 4.Well, yeah. - But people are probably square or something 5.Because, that would make the cartoon skit boring 6.Maybe... 7.My dog never cared if I did that. (Wait, I never did!!!) 8.No. They see weird shapes (Watch South Park, Episode "Chicken Lover") |
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2. Some people LIKE charcoal. Ick. No wait, they make it so other can burn your toast because they put it on all the way. ![]() 3. Mike Utterly? 4. Yes 5. It the chase..like when people play hard to get! 6. No. DisneyLAND 7. Ugh yes. I do it anyways. LOl 8. Ha. I dont think the kids I went to SCHOOL with got the full effect! |
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1. if quizzes are quizzical...what are tests? nothing
2. WHY do toasters have 10 settings when normal people only use the first 3 or 4? the others burn the toast past eating! i dunno what ur talkin about 3. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? whoever made up that question 4. Can blind people see their dreams? ya 5. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? he didnt want to 6.Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? no so is disney land 7.Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? no 8.Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? depends |
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2. For people like my father. 3. A sick minded bastard. 4. Yes. 5. When people want something, they stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means being a stupid ****. 6. No, theres a people trap in my oven. the mice are in charge. They are my minions. were plotting to catch my mom. 7. No, I cant say that I have noticed that... I cant say I've ever blown in my dogs face. I kiss my dog a lot... Too much. 8. No, cause they're stoopid. |
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LOL! Those are great questions!
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2. It takes quicker?!?! 3. Some animal ****er decided to squeeze it's nipples and drank what came out and said "mm I could make a fortune!" eh not really but still... 4. Yes, it's all in the imagination not the eyes, right? 5. cuz he was dumb. 6. No, Disneyland. I also feel Chucky E Cheese is operated by a mouse... 7. I don't do that with my doggies they are too little and might jump out. 8. No... maybe some. |
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1) I dont know 2) I dunno that either,maybe for different things (Bagels,etc) that can take more heat? 3) I dunno 4) I dunno,I jhave always wanted to ask but I didnt feel right doing so.. 5) Good question!! 6) Who knows....... 7) Yea now that you mention it!! 8) I dunno.... It IS good though! |
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