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The Honeymooners gang returns from Miami Beach:
(The Kramdens and Nortons arrive at Kennedy International Airport.) Alice: “We are finally home.” Ralph: “Would you get off my back Alice? I told you that I’m sorry for getting so drunk.” Alice: “You got so drunk, that you skinny dipped in the hotel pool by jumping off the diving board.” Ed: “You are lucky the board didn’t break and all the water got out.” Ralph (yells): “ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!” Trixie: “You almost got kicked out of the hotel. You didn’t because you look like Jackie Gleason.” (Crowd cheers.) Ralph: “Ok. I deeply apologize.” Alice: “I accept your apology.” Ed: “So do I.” Trixie: “So do I.” (People come by and laugh at Ralph.) Man (yells): “THERE’S THE MAN WHO SKINNY DIPPED IN THE POOL IN MIAMI BEACH. THE CLIP WENT VIRAL.” (Everyone laughs their heads off. Ralph faints in embarrassment.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Let me say as always, the Miami Beach crowds are the best.” (Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Time to introduce the cast. First: Jean Kean." (Audience cheers as Jean Kean comes on stage.) Jackie: "Audrey Meadows." (Audience cheers as Audrey comes on stage.) Jackie: "Art Carney." (Audience cheers as Art comes on stage.) Jackie (yells): “GOOD NIGHT!” (Crowd cheers.) |
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