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A I Love Lucy Income Tax Day:
(Lucy & Ethel emerge from the IRS.) Ethel: “Boy our boys are gonna be so excited with our refunds. Especially Fred.” Lucy: “Yes. Think of the dresses I will buy. Let’s all open up the envelopes and see the checks.” (They open up the envelopes yet they don’t see a check. They turn them upside down and the checks fall in the sewer.) Lucy: “Ewww. Come on Ethel, go down there.” Ethel: “Why just me?” Lucy: “I’m scared of the dark.” Ethel: “So am I.” Lucy: “Oh well. I guess our husbands anger is scarier then the dark especially when Ricky yells in Spanish. When that happens, I don’t know what he says.” (They go down the sewers.) Lucy: “It’s dark down here.” (They fall into the water. Lucy grabs the checks which are dry.) Lucy: “I got it.” (The tide comes in and washes them away. Later on the husbands bring them home.) Ricky: “Ok start ‘splainin’.” Lucy: “Ok. We will start ‘splainin’. See we dropped our refunds in the sewer. Both refunds were $5,000.” Fred: “Oh no!” Lucy: “Fortunately I got them dry as a bone. See?” (Lucy accidentally drops them into the lit fireplace and they turn into ashes. Everyone surrounds Lucy. Lucy runs away with the rest following suit.) |
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