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TJ · 11-20-2002, 08:33 AM

A website visitor e-mailed me this, can anyone help?

I remember an episode where Mork sang a country and western type song that went something like this:

this heart is closed for alterations and the managment extends it's apologies...

Does anyone know where this song came from or does anyone have the words and/or music???

DetectiveGriffin · 02-27-2003, 04:07 PM

mork and mindy meet rick and ruby - ep 68. im watching it on my pc so ill type it out

this heart is closed
for alterations
and the management
extends apologies

Im sorry if ive inconvenienced you
ill make it right before im through
but for a little while just bare with me

this heart is closed
for alterations
so please excuse the rubble and debris

you see ive reached a few decisions
and ive made a few revisions
that i think will make a new man out of me

(blah blah blha .. he starts singing it in Orkan)

*i see that ive been taken out on you
the changes that you put me through*
gonna see some changes made of me

this heart is closed
for alterations
this heart is closed
for alterations

* <---- i didnt understand that fully, sorry. im kinda hard of hearing

11-20-2002, 08:33 AM	#1
TJ Site Owner Administrator Forum Star Join Date: Feb 03, 2000 Location: Marietta, GA Posts: 10,673	A country song Mork sung A website visitor e-mailed me this, can anyone help? I remember an episode where Mork sang a country and western type song that went something like this: this heart is closed for alterations and the managment extends it's apologies... Does anyone know where this song came from or does anyone have the words and/or music???

02-27-2003, 04:07 PM	#2
DetectiveGriffin Sankontessou! Senior Member Join Date: Aug 08, 2001 Location: North Central Indiana Posts: 1,288	mork and mindy meet rick and ruby - ep 68. im watching it on my pc so ill type it out this heart is closed for alterations and the management extends apologies Im sorry if ive inconvenienced you ill make it right before im through but for a little while just bare with me this heart is closed for alterations so please excuse the rubble and debris you see ive reached a few decisions and ive made a few revisions that i think will make a new man out of me (blah blah blha .. he starts singing it in Orkan) i see that ive been taken out on you the changes that you put me through gonna see some changes made of me this heart is closed for alterations this heart is closed for alterations * <---- i didnt understand that fully, sorry. im kinda hard of hearing