Monkey See Monkey Do

[Iliveforjayandnancy]

*Jo, Tootie, and Natalie are all sitting on the couch in there pajamas, reading. Blair walks in from the cafeteria with her toothbrush, that is covered in oil.*

Blair: Why might I ask, is there oil on my toothbrush?
Everyone gives her a wierd look. Jo just chuckles under her breath.
Blair: Jo, this has to be your doings.
Jo: Moi? Whatever do you mean? says Jo mocking how Blair talks.
Blair: Jo!
Jo: You know, one needs to clean ones motorcycle every so often.
Blair: You didn't?
Jo: Well, what did you want me to use? It was great for getting in between all those little spots on my bike.
Blair: Why you little....... she lunges for Jo. Jo goes after Blair.
Natalie holds back Jo, Tootie holds back Blair.
Tootie: Come on you guys. Keep it down you'll wake up Mrs. Garett.
Mrs. Garett walks in the lounge rubbing her eyes her hair is a mess.
Mrs. Garett: Well that ship has already sailed. Now what on earth is going on down here?
Blair: Mrs. Garett, Jo used my toothbrush to clean her bike.
Mrs: Garett: Jo. says Mrs. Garett with a low voice.
Jo: Come on Mrs. G, she's got 50 others! The blue one that lights up, the red one that says I Love Myself, oh and I dare I forget the purple one with fur, that says I Must Go Shopping.
Mrs. Garett: Well, you got a point there.... she shakes her head. But no, Jo that's still wrong.
Jo: Mrs. G, I took the only one that wasn't frilly.
Mrs. Garett: That still doesn't make it right. Come on everyone go to bed we'll figure this out in the morning.
Blair: Uh, you bet we will.

[Impressions]

Great! I hope you can post some more, soon!

[MrsGarrettRocksMySocks]

coolness!!

[1strunfan]

Great story. More please.

[DarleneIllyria]

Sounds terrific so far! Can't wait to read some more.

[Shelley]

It is great.

[Iliveforjayandnancy]

Seems like you guys are really enjoying my fan fic. I'm glad. I'll only post a little before I post alot at once to make sure you're really into it, enough for me to continue. lol Here's more!

It's 5:00 in the morning, and all the girls are asleep............except Blair. The camera focuses in on her sitting in her bed with a flashlight. She turns it on and shines it on all the girls faces, to make sure they are all sleeping. She slowly and quietly climbs out of bed, and goes over to Jo's beureau. She takes out Jo's favorite pair of jeans and her army tee-shirt and goes over to the table in the middle of the bedroom and grabs a pair of scissors. She holds the scissors, shirt, and jeans and goes into the girls bathroom and shuts the door.

[MrsGarrettRocksMySocks]

*gasp* she can't do that...lol...POST MORE!!

[Shelley]

Oooo, this is getting good.

[Iliveforjayandnancy]

*Blair steps out of the bathroom,and back to Jo's beaureau, and puts all the cut up articles of clothing back where they were originally and quietly tip toes back to bed. In an hour at 6:00 AM, all three girls are awakened by Jo's scream.*

Jo: BLAIR!
All girls jump up out of there bed.
Blair lying in bed still awake, pretends she was sleeping the whole time. She sits up rubing her eyes.
Blair: What is it, Jo?
Jo: What do you call this?!
Jo holds up all the cut up clothes.
Blair: What do I call wha.... Oh Jo, what happen to you're jeans and favorite tee-shirt?
Jo: (yelling louder now) You know VERY WELL what happened to them. YOU did this, and now YOU will pay for it!
Blair: Jo. I have no idea what you're talking about. says Jo playing dumb.
Jo: Ok. That's IT!
Jo goes over to Blair's bed and grabs all her perfume bottles off of the nightstand, and runs to the bathroom with them shutting the door behind her. She dumps them down the sink then brings the enpty bottles back out and hands them to Blair.
Jo: Here ya go, Blair! says Jo with a grin from ear to ear.
Blair: Why..... what.......
Jo: Wow Blair, seems like you're at a loss for words.
Tootie and Natalie cover there nose from the stench of all the perfume she put down the drain.
Natalie: Oh Blair, did you have to do that? The room stinks!
Jo: Well maybe Jo will think twice again before cutting up my favorite pair of jeans, and THE ONLY shirt like that one that I have!
Jo burries her nose in her shoulder, realizing how much it really does stink.
Blair: Oh please. They were old anyway. And you brought this all on yourself. Using my toothbrush for your bike!
Jo: THAT was a toothbrush. You got 50 of them. I only got one favorite pair of jeans, and a tee shirt!
Mrs. Garett walks in, in her green housecoat.
Mrs. Garett: More yelling?! What is it this time?
Jo: THIS!
Blair holds up the clothes again, or what's left of them, with a look of anger.
Mrs. Garett: What happened?
Jo: Blair's what happened.
Mrs. Garett: Blair?
Both Blair and Jo start yelling back and forth at each other.
Mrs. Garett: Girls.... girls........ QUIET!
The girls stop yelling at look at Mrs. Garett.
Mrs. Garett: That's enough! Tootie, Natalie, go wash up for class. Blair and Jo, come with me.
Mrs. Garett walks down stairs the girls follow her.
Mrs. Garett: Both of you are gonna have to pay for the damage, you did to one another's belongings.
Jo still holding her precious jeans and tee-shirt says:
Jo: But Mrs. G, we don't work.
Mrs. Garett: Yes you do....for me. And after class you're both going to have to work together, side by side doing the dishes, and whatever else needs to be done, and Tootie and Natalie get a day off.
Jo: No way!
Blair: You're kidding!
Mrs. Garett: AND if there are any.........ANY arguments, I'm going to make you each take turns telling each other what you like about the other person.
Both girls give Mrs. G a blank stare.
Now get upstairs, and get ready for classes.

[MrsGarrettRocksMySocks]

awesome!

[Iliveforjayandnancy]

All four girls are in the bathroom together getting ready for class.

Blair: (talks to herself, and sighs her Blair sigh) Well, looks like I can't brush my teeth anymore.
Jo: Oh can it will ya? Use one of your many others.
Blair: I can't those are for collecting purposes. And if you remember you took the only brush that I use to clean your rusty beaten up old bike.
Jo: My bike is not rusty and beat up! It's just broken in.
Blair: You know what, nevermind. I can't yell at you anyways.
Natalie: Why not?
Blair: Because thanks to what Jo started, Mrs. G said that we have to work together in the kitchen after classes and you two get a day off. Which means we have to do EVERYTHING by ourselves. And if there are ANY arguments, we'll have to take turns telling each other what we like about the other person.
Tootie: Ohhhhhhhhh there's gonna be trouble.
Jo: No they're won't be, if Blair can keep her mouth shut.
Blair: I still don't have a tooth brush.
Jo tosses her one in a package.
Jo: Hea. I ain't used this one yet.
Blair: Why is it so small?
Jo: Cuz. It's a travel toothbrush. Hey, take it or leave it. Just don't come within ten feet of me if you ain't gonna brush your teeth.
Blair: You know, you're not off to a good start by talking to me like this. Try and be nice, Jo, it might appeal to ya.
Jo: You've got 2 seconds to shut up. Otherwise you won't have any teeth to brush!
Blair: Well, you don't have to get violent.
Natalie: And why should she change after all this time.
Jo: NAT!
Natalie: Sorry, sorry.
Blair: Well if we're gonna be stuck by each other all day anyways, we might as well make the best of it.
Jo: And why would we do that?
Blair: Simple. I have more tolerance then you.
Jo: Oh is that right?
Blair: Yes that's right.
Jo: HA! I'd like to see that.
Blair: Ok. Let's make a bet.
Jo pauses.
Jo: Ok.
Natalie: What?
Blair: Ok. I bet you, that you can't go a whole day without using lousy english like ain't, and gonna, and have ta, and all that stuff.
Jo: I can so. And I bet you you can't go all day without spending a DIME, except on school lunches.
Blair: But......
Jo: No buts. That's the deal.
Blair: Jo. Please. Choose something else. You know how I am with money.
Jo: I know. That's why I picked it. says Jo with an ear to ear grin. Hey, I thought you said you could do it?
Blair: I can. (she says with uncertainity) It's just not something I can even imagine.
Jo: Ok whatever. So, what will I have to do if I lose. Which by the way, I won't.
Blair: Well, I have an idea. But it's so horrible, I can't even say it.
Jo: Oh come on, I can take anything you throw at me.
Blair: Oh really now.
Jo: YES! What is it?
Blair: Well if you lose you have to let moi, the Queen of Fashion, give you a girly makeover, and you HAVE to wear it to class. AND no leather jacket OR bike at all that day. And you can't tell anyone in class this was a bet. So that way, they'll think that you just decided to dress like this all of a sudden.
Jo: WHAT?
Blair: I told you it was too terrible to mention.
Jo: No. I can do it. Besides I won't lose anyway.
Blair: Sure.
Jo: BUT when YOU LOSE, you'll have to buy me a new pair of jeans which by the way, I'll have to break in.
Blair: Oh please. of all the money I have to spend, why does some of it have to go on you?
Jo: Because that's the deal.
Blair: Well, I'm not looking foward to this.
Jo: Oh right, like not being able to use my bike and coat and getting a girly makeover is a thrilling thought.
Tootie: Ok you guys. You need to shake hands to make the deal official.
Jo and Blair look at each other with crooked smiles, and shake hands quickly and pull away.

[la10424]

this is really good. you need to post more. who's gonna lose?

[MrsGarrettRocksMySocks]

awesome!!

[JoPol_wannabe]

Boy this is getting really good I hope Jo looses I can just picture her reaction getting all dulled up and going to class looking like that. Post more soon