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Brian · 11-17-2002, 10:23 PM

If you watch Mystery Science Theater 3000, you will hear some of the weirdest lines uttered in a movie. Take Danger Diabolik. When this one man sees a boat approaching, he asks, "Is that stud coming?"

Also in a Hercules movie, Hercules said, "Today is dedicated to Uranus."

In The Unearthly, Tor Johnson's bald lumbering character utters, "Time for go to bed."

Can anyone else think of any strange lines uttered in a movie?

UpstairsSteak · 11-17-2002, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by BJL
If you watch Mystery Science Theater 3000, you will hear some of the weirdest lines uttered in a movie. Take Danger Diabolik. When this one man sees a boat approaching, he asks, "Is that stud coming?"

I remember that line and the funny lines that followed

. In the Prince of Space episode when Krankor (sp?) called Prince of Space "scum" , it was a funny line and strange considering the rest of the dialogue in the episode.

DarleneIllyria · 11-17-2002, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by BJL

Also in a Hercules movie, Hercules said, "Today is dedicated to Uranus."

Okay, that is downright hilarious! LOL

sara · 11-18-2002, 01:56 AM

There is a great line in Dr. Strangelove. "You can't fight in here this is the war room"

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 11-18-2002, 10:41 PM

Last night on a Lifetime movie, the guy was talkin about how he never fell offa horse and one of his examples was:

"......I've been jerked off......."

Sorry. Gutter mind. Bad Amy.

Cactus Jack · 11-18-2002, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by Jenny

Okay, that is downright hilarious! LOL

YES IT IS!!!!!!!!

sweetsuga · 12-14-2002, 01:30 PM

LOL!

TJL · 12-14-2002, 02:56 PM

Mystery Sicence Theater has too many bad lines to mention.

I have always loved the line Bela Legosi said from I believe Ed Wood's classic "Bride Of The Monster"

"Pull The String! Pull The String!"

I have no idea what that means, but my theater tech buddies used to sceam that at each other all the time.

Cactus Jack · 12-14-2002, 06:03 PM

The weirdest line i dunno, I think miens from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"We are the knihgts who saaaaaaaay Ni!"

Georgia's on my Mind · 12-14-2002, 08:29 PM

i guess out of context...

"No one in Paris wears pantalette's"

11-17-2002, 10:23 PM	#1
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	Weirdest line you ever heard in a movie. If you watch Mystery Science Theater 3000, you will hear some of the weirdest lines uttered in a movie. Take Danger Diabolik. When this one man sees a boat approaching, he asks, "Is that stud coming?" Also in a Hercules movie, Hercules said, "Today is dedicated to Uranus." In The Unearthly, Tor Johnson's bald lumbering character utters, "Time for go to bed." Can anyone else think of any strange lines uttered in a movie?

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Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	i guess out of context... "No one in Paris wears pantalette's"