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Titania · 11-17-2002, 04:14 PM

the title is self explainatory and here it is......

(front)
"When I was little I always had lots of fun! I lived in this big penthouse in a little town called Mayberry, with my brothers Arnold and Willis and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Potsie, and my dogs Tiger and Petey. We played games with the girls down the street- Joanie and Jenny Piccolo and Marcia and Jan and Cindy and Shirley and Laverne. They were all really great. When we got a little older sometimes we'd all hop in our friend Ruben Kincaid's bus and head over to the other side of town to see my friends Fat Albert and Dumb Donald and Arnold Horseshack and Radar O'Reill. They were cool, but not like this one guy--his name was The Fonz. He worked at this nuclear power plant for a really mean guy named Mr. Burns. The Fonz had a girlfriend, Jodi, and she lived with her Uncle Mr. French and her Aunt Bea. They were very nice! Not like that old Mr. Sandford. He was a grouch, but his son J.J. was a real hip dude. He was always saying stuff like "DY-NO-MITE" and "NA NU NA NU' and "KISS MAH GRITS" ...Yeah J.J. was a good guy. And I always liked his sister Tootie too! Unfortunatly their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never liked me...."

(inside)

"...She said I watched too much TV and needed to get a life...Yeah, right...Whatever..."

Kay Scarpetta · 11-17-2002, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titania
And I always liked his sister Tootie too! Unfortunatly their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never liked me...."

That whole thing is great though

Stormtracker TF · 11-17-2002, 04:21 PM

I've seen that one before! HILARIOUS!

britt britt · 11-17-2002, 04:23 PM

hahaha thats cool!

DarleneIllyria · 11-17-2002, 04:43 PM

lol!

Central Perk · 11-17-2002, 04:44 PM

Mr. Shy Guy · 11-17-2002, 04:59 PM

Georgia's on my Mind · 11-17-2002, 05:26 PM

omg, I love that card lol I need one for everyone's b day!! Was it a Hallmark?

Juss Like Jo Po · 11-17-2002, 06:00 PM

haha!!!...that was deff my life during the summer..i like stalked my television and i saw every ep like 9485937498 times

Han@$$ homie

ks · 11-17-2002, 06:08 PM

That's so cool.

ks

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 11-17-2002, 06:15 PM

Impressions · 11-17-2002, 07:45 PM

That was very creative, LOL.

Cactus Jack · 11-17-2002, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titania
the title is self explainatory and here it is......

(front)
"When I was little I always had lots of fun! I lived in this big penthouse in a little town called Mayberry, with my brothers Arnold and Willis and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Potsie, and my dogs Tiger and Petey. We played games with the girls down the street- Joanie and Jenny Piccolo and Marcia and Jan and Cindy and Shirley and Laverne. They were all really great. When we got a little older sometimes we'd all hop in our friend Ruben Kincaid's bus and head over to the other side of town to see my friends Fat Albert and Dumb Donald and Arnold Horseshack and Radar O'Reill. They were cool, but not like this one guy--his name was The Fonz. He worked at this nuclear power plant for a really mean guy named Mr. Burns. The Fonz had a girlfriend, Jodi, and she lived with her Uncle Mr. French and her Aunt Bea. They were very nice! Not like that old Mr. Sandford. He was a grouch, but his son J.J. was a real hip dude. He was always saying stuff like "DY-NO-MITE" and "NA NU NA NU' and "KISS MAH GRITS" ...Yeah J.J. was a good guy. And I always liked his sister Tootie too! Unfortunatly their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never liked me...."

(inside)

"...She said I watched too much TV and needed to get a life...Yeah, right...Whatever..."

Where did u get that?

fr00ti · 11-17-2002, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titania
the title is self explainatory and here it is......

(front)
"When I was little I always had lots of fun! I lived in this big penthouse in a little town called Mayberry, with my brothers Arnold and Willis and Bobby and Peter and Greg and Potsie, and my dogs Tiger and Petey. We played games with the girls down the street- Joanie and Jenny Piccolo and Marcia and Jan and Cindy and Shirley and Laverne. They were all really great. When we got a little older sometimes we'd all hop in our friend Ruben Kincaid's bus and head over to the other side of town to see my friends Fat Albert and Dumb Donald and Arnold Horseshack and Radar O'Reill. They were cool, but not like this one guy--his name was The Fonz. He worked at this nuclear power plant for a really mean guy named Mr. Burns. The Fonz had a girlfriend, Jodi, and she lived with her Uncle Mr. French and her Aunt Bea. They were very nice! Not like that old Mr. Sandford. He was a grouch, but his son J.J. was a real hip dude. He was always saying stuff like "DY-NO-MITE" and "NA NU NA NU' and "KISS MAH GRITS" ...Yeah J.J. was a good guy. And I always liked his sister Tootie too! Unfortunatly their Mom, Mrs. Garrett, never liked me...."

(inside)

"...She said I watched too much TV and needed to get a life...Yeah, right...Whatever..."

THATS GREAT!!! hahahahah

Montana Ponine · 11-17-2002, 07:51 PM

LOL that's cute!!

11-17-2002, 04:14 PM	#1
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11-17-2002, 04:21 PM	#3
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11-17-2002, 04:23 PM	#4
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11-17-2002, 06:08 PM	#10
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11-17-2002, 04:43 PM	#5
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11-17-2002, 04:44 PM	#6
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11-17-2002, 05:26 PM	#8
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	omg, I love that card lol I need one for everyone's b day!! Was it a Hallmark?

11-17-2002, 06:00 PM	#9
Juss Like Jo Po Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 04, 2002 Posts: 566	haha!!!...that was deff my life during the summer..i like stalked my television and i saw every ep like 9485937498 times Han@$$ homie

11-17-2002, 06:15 PM	#11
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11-17-2002, 07:45 PM	#12
Impressions She died the way she lived Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 08, 2002 Posts: 4,640	That was very creative, LOL.

11-17-2002, 07:51 PM	#15
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	LOL that's cute!!