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Old 01-04-2026, 02:11 AM   #1
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"Yea praise the cat, for he is wise, he is courageous, he is saintly! The cat is pure. The cat is my Father's greatest creation! All men should fall on their knees and sing praises to the cat. The cat is holy. The dog is like man. He is common. The dog should be in awe of the cat. Worship the cat. John, Chapter 17, Verse 27.
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That is NOT a Bible verse. Don't be making up stuff and saying it is from the Bible.
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I read it on another site Icecream,here it is honey

www.landzdown.com/index.php?topic=1075

I was scanning the lounge base and found it....

Maybe it IS an entry and its LITTLE KNOWN like the title says?
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"Yea praise the cat, for he is wise, he is courageous, he is saintly! The cat is pure. The cat is my Father's greatest creation! All men should fall on their knees and sing praises to the cat. The cat is holy. The dog is like man. He is common. The dog should be in awe of the cat. Worship the cat. John, Chapter 17, Verse 27.
Wrong since there is only 26 verses of John in the Bible.

Revelation 22:18-19
18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
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Can’t be real. No way is the Bible liking cats over dogs.
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I read it on another site Icecream,here it is honey

www.landzdown.com/index.php?topic=1075

I was scanning the lounge base and found it....

Maybe it IS an entry and its LITTLE KNOWN like the title says?

Only a very easily deceived person lacking in judgment or prudence would
believe what was posted in another forum site
without first doing proper research ... maybe it was in the "CAT BIBLE?"


Dude, have you figured this out yet?
https://media.tenor.com/Dq2NS60dslsA...-your-head.gif
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I read it on another site Icecream,here it is

www.landzdown.com/index.php?topic=1075

I was scanning the lounge base and found it....

Maybe it IS an entry and its LITTLE KNOWN like the title says?
It is definitely NOT an entry, not at all Biblical. Don't know what that random site is, but if they really are claiming it is in the Bible that is downright blasphemy.
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I guess that thread was a joke.....

Ah man!!
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Here’s a little-known Bible verse:

“If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.”

—Deuteronomy 22:28-29
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Here’s a little-known Bible verse:

“If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.”

—Deuteronomy 22:28-29
That verse is one of many in the Pentateuch that are there for historical context, but don't apply today anymore. A large part of the Mosaic law was no longer necessary to follow once Jesus was crucified and rose from the dead. But not all of it, parts like the ten commandments still are for today.
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I love ya Icecream
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Scriptures that many do not know are in the BIBLE:


“There is a judge for the one who rejects me and does not accept my words;
the very words I have spoken will condemn them at the last day.” – John 12:48

“He will punish those who do not know God and
do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus.”2 Thessalonians 1:8
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Scriptures that many do not know are in the BIBLE:


“There is a judge for the one who rejects me and does not accept my words;
the very words I have spoken will condemn them at the last day.” – John 12:48

“He will punish those who do not know God and
do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus.”2 Thessalonians 1:8
Fear tactics. Your Bible, nor its threats, mean nothing to me. Also, your god sounds ****ing vile. “Kiss my ass your whole life or I’ll light you on fire forever.”
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That verse is one of many in the Pentateuch that are there for historical context, but don't apply today anymore. A large part of the Mosaic law was no longer necessary to follow once Jesus was crucified and rose from the dead. But not all of it, parts like the ten commandments still are for today.
“For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.”

—Matthew 5:18
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Fear tactics. Your Bible, nor its threats, mean nothing to me. Also, your god sounds ****ing vile. “Kiss my ass your whole life or I’ll light you on fire forever.”

My Bible ?????

I'm not the author ... but it is from the same Bible that you quoted that has Deuteronomy 22:28-29
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