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¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 11-14-2002, 06:58 PM

Everyone list a bad joke!!

TJL · 11-14-2002, 07:57 PM

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and says
"Hey pal, why the long face?"

G'nite folks! Drive safely!

Stormtracker TF · 11-14-2002, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TJL
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and says
"Hey pal, why the long face?"

G'nite folks! Drive safely!

MY 3300th Post!

britt britt · 11-14-2002, 08:36 PM

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

hey wheres my tractor? bahahahha!

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 11-15-2002, 03:33 AM

LMAO!!!!!!

OMG..Yes, they made me laugh. Especially TJLs! Haha..but Britt Britts BAHAHAAHAHA gave it a nice Arnold touch! LOl.

Cactus Jack · 11-15-2002, 08:10 AM

Yes I agree!

They were all funny especially TJL's, thats my fav, but britt nirtt gave it a nice Arnold touch I got one

Why did the man put a ruler in the toilet?

He wanted to see how long he was in the bathroom BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Stormtracker TF · 11-15-2002, 05:15 PM

Why did the man eat cake?

Cuz he was hungry!

Now THAT is a bad joke

Juss Like Jo Po · 11-15-2002, 05:46 PM

Oh you think thats bad??

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!!

Stormtracker TF · 11-15-2002, 06:26 PM

You thhink that was bad?

Why did the man go to the park?

Aks me WHY?

Cactus Jack · 11-15-2002, 06:30 PM

Why?

Stormtracker TF · 11-15-2002, 07:29 PM

How the heck would I know?

Maybe to get some fresh air or somthing!

Cactus Jack · 11-15-2002, 07:42 PM

OH!

britt britt · 11-16-2002, 05:21 PM

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Where you left it! Muahahahaha

fr00ti · 11-16-2002, 07:16 PM

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink
the bartender says "Sorry sir this bar is only for fun guys."
the mushroom says "But I am a Fungi"

so funny...

fr00ti · 11-16-2002, 07:18 PM

I have another one from one of my fav scenes in "You've Got Mail"

Knock, Knock
Whos there
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to run this card through the ATM Machine?

11-14-2002, 06:58 PM	#1
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11-14-2002, 07:57 PM	#2
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Hey pal, why the long face?" G'nite folks! Drive safely!
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11-14-2002, 08:36 PM	#4
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11-15-2002, 08:10 AM	#6
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Yes I agree! They were all funny especially TJL's, thats my fav, but britt nirtt gave it a nice Arnold touch I got one Why did the man put a ruler in the toilet? He wanted to see how long he was in the bathroom BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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11-16-2002, 07:16 PM	#14
fr00ti Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 16, 2002 Posts: 12,846	A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink the bartender says "Sorry sir this bar is only for fun guys." the mushroom says "But I am a Fungi" so funny...
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11-15-2002, 03:33 AM	#5
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	LMAO!!!!!! OMG..Yes, they made me laugh. Especially TJLs! Haha..but Britt Britts BAHAHAAHAHA gave it a nice Arnold touch! LOl.

11-15-2002, 05:15 PM	#7
Stormtracker TF Happy Easter! Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 102,598	Why did the man eat cake? Cuz he was hungry! Now THAT is a bad joke

11-15-2002, 05:46 PM	#8
Juss Like Jo Po Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 04, 2002 Posts: 566	Oh you think thats bad?? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!

11-15-2002, 06:26 PM	#9
Stormtracker TF Happy Easter! Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 102,598	You thhink that was bad? Why did the man go to the park? Aks me WHY?

11-15-2002, 06:30 PM	#10
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Why?

11-15-2002, 07:29 PM	#11
Stormtracker TF Happy Easter! Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 102,598	How the heck would I know? Maybe to get some fresh air or somthing!

11-15-2002, 07:42 PM	#12
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	OH!

11-16-2002, 05:21 PM	#13
britt britt Catherine O'Hara Senior Member Join Date: Apr 28, 2002 Location: canada Posts: 2,690	Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Where you left it! Muahahahaha

11-16-2002, 07:18 PM	#15
fr00ti Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 16, 2002 Posts: 12,846	I have another one from one of my fav scenes in "You've Got Mail" Knock, Knock Whos there Orange Orange who? Orange you going to run this card through the ATM Machine?