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Chocoholic · 11-12-2002, 08:29 PM

I got this in an E-mail from my campus minister at school. I thought it was so funny and I'm sure many of us can relate to it.

Top 10 Ways the Bible would be Different if Written by College Students

10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning- cold.

9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced and typed in a large font.

8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.

7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten by everyone because it wasn't cafeteria food.

6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes abuse@romans.gov.

5. Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.

4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armegeddon.

3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.

2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for fourty years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.

1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and pulled an all-nighter.

Moonlight Lady · 11-12-2002, 08:32 PM

Omg. that's funny stuff. Thanks for sharing

Kay Scarpetta · 11-12-2002, 08:35 PM

That's cute

fr00ti · 11-12-2002, 08:38 PM

LOL. thats good.

~LadyJess~ · 11-12-2002, 08:44 PM

I like that

Chocoholic · 11-12-2002, 08:55 PM

I'm glad you guys like it. I can relate the most to #'s 5, 4, and 1

DarleneIllyria · 11-12-2002, 10:45 PM

lol- That is cute!

Plata · 11-13-2002, 09:39 AM

Those were great!

Juss Like Jo Po · 11-13-2002, 04:36 PM

very cute

Hollow · 11-13-2002, 09:43 PM

im getting this and u arent

ABlairican Pie · 11-14-2002, 12:31 AM

Also, the Last Supper would have been the Last Kegger.

Dude111 · 09-27-2025, 01:38 AM

11-12-2002, 08:29 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Top 10 Ways the Bible Would be Different if it was Written by College Students I got this in an E-mail from my campus minister at school. I thought it was so funny and I'm sure many of us can relate to it. Top 10 Ways the Bible would be Different if Written by College Students 10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning- cold. 9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced and typed in a large font. 8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling. 7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten by everyone because it wasn't cafeteria food. 6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes abuse@romans.gov. 5. Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates. 4. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armegeddon. 3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes. 2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for fourty years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen. 1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and pulled an all-nighter.

11-12-2002, 08:32 PM	#2
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	Omg. that's funny stuff. Thanks for sharing
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Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I'm glad you guys like it. I can relate the most to #'s 5, 4, and 1

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ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	re: Bible by College Students Also, the Last Supper would have been the Last Kegger.
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