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Georgia's on my Mind · 11-07-2002, 12:04 AM

What is the weirdest teacher you ever had? I have had so many...But the worst was my 8th grade spanish teacher who came in to class either drunk or high and showed us these spanish movies with explicit sex scenes in them....and he didnt get fired till half the year was over..ah i hate him, he ruined my whole concept of spanish i think lol...

Cactus Jack · 11-07-2002, 12:11 AM

Wooooooooow Freaky

I think I have had a weird teacher but not THAT weird

Do camp teachers count? Okay, well whne I wnet to a college camp this summer ( for one week thank god ), my wriitng teacher's name was Mr. Herrera, okay well he was okay osmetimes but sometimes he laughed, even when we were just writing and stuff he would laugh, i dunno maybe he was thinknig of something funyn he saw on SpongeBob SquarePants at the time

But I liked him, but he was kidna weird

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 11-07-2002, 12:13 AM

Freshman yr: Srta. Martell. Shes now Sra. Losee. She was a lil

if you ask me, but still one of my FAVs. She had an Elmo doll that our class liked to torture. Our class (NOT me) gave her a hard time. Once..she stabbed herself in the eye with a pencil.....while wearing glasses.

Sophomore yr: Mr.Hill. He was just......weird. He kinda distanced himself from the class and no one really liked him..but then all of a sudden he became like..cool to people.

Anyone around NH/Mass would know about the guy who raised all the bulldogs to fight eachother in the basement. Ya...his wife was another spanish teacher @ our school.

There were other strange teachers..but I didnt have them.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 11-07-2002, 12:15 AM

10th grade: My art teacher. She was a lesbian which is fine..but she has this MESSED up hair do. Its all shaved down really closely and the rest is longer in the shape of like a ?. Its weird..she was kinda odd too.

Brian · 11-07-2002, 12:38 AM

I don't think I had any weird teachers but one teacher at my old school said something strange to me once. The school bus was late and some seventh grader told this teacher that I was being a rebel because he claimed I cut in front of him in line. Then the teacher asked me, "Are you being a rebel?" I know that there are stranger teachers who have been talked about so far but this particular teacher is the closest I can think of.

DarleneIllyria · 11-07-2002, 01:10 AM

You know, I don't think I had any weird teachers. I've had a couple of cool teachers with a great sense of humor. I've had a few nice teachers. I've had some bitchy teachers. I've had a few teachers that did a few weird things, but the situation was so small that I wouldn't label them weird.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 11-07-2002, 01:29 AM

Meangya, what is this?? I get all the nutcases??!?

Kay Scarpetta · 11-07-2002, 07:18 AM

This art teacher who I will have later on in the school year... ahhhhh. I think she's a schizophrenic which is fine but it gets freaky. She's in the hallway one day and to me is like "Spit out your gum" "Um...I don't have any" "Yes you do!" "No I don't!" *opens mouth* "See?" "I still say you have some. Go see the principal!" Well hell, she ain't gonna do nothing about it. She couldn't yell at me if she wanted to....

And ah ha...one of the Sped teachers at my school lit her car on fire and made everyone think it got stolen so she could collect the insurance money. Odd.

DarleneIllyria · 11-07-2002, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Babes_Kay
And ah ha...one of the Sped teachers at my school lit her car on fire and made everyone think it got stolen so she could collect the insurance money. Odd.

It is kind of weird, but I can't help laughing about it. I guess because it kind of resembles a All in the Family episode.

Kay Scarpetta · 11-07-2002, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by Jenny

It is kind of weird, but I can't help laughing about it. I guess because it kind of resembles a All in the Family episode.

LOL I know... it is kind of funny

Mr. Shy Guy · 11-07-2002, 04:57 PM

Well my last year Spanish Teacher was rather odd. She acts like she has lived in Mexico all her live and she hasn't even been there. And her car has all of these Mexican type things. Actully... everything of her's is kinda Mexican. That's kinda weird...I guess. And my Ecology teacher this year is a little odd. I mean if she is this boring and pathetic here, what does he/she (can't tell

) do at home. Not reall weird but oh well...who cares.

~LadyJess~ · 11-07-2002, 05:15 PM

My geometry teacher last year was so weird. He was the worst teacher I ever had and he wore thongs. Yuck.

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 11-07-2002, 05:26 PM

Oh oh oh....my 8th grade CA teacher (Communication Arts...it's like English). She was the screwiest lady alive... The first day of school she demonstrated an incident when she dropped a piece of sausage down her shirt. She then took off her shoes and started jumping up and down, showing us how the sausage got out. Speaking of shoes, one day, she came to school with 2 different shoes on. She said she was trying them on to she which one she wanted to wear, but she forgot to change. She wore neon spandex pants EVERY SINGLE DAY. Once...ahaha this is the greatest....we were watching a movie or something and she turned off the lights and she went to shut the door and Mr. B...the teacher across the hall...goes "HEY! Turn on those lights over there!!!!" and she goes "Ahahaha no...we're havin' an orgy in here!!" AAAAHAHAHAHA that was hilarious. And once all the guys came in from gym with mud on their shoes and she called the office, made them bring down a vaccuum cleaner...then she vaccumed the classroom, and gave all the guys detentions.

She was nuttier than a fruitcake.

Kay Scarpetta · 11-07-2002, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by ILoveLucyfan4eva
he wore thongs. Yuck.

Lol I'm just curious, how the hell did you know that?

~LadyJess~ · 11-07-2002, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by Babes_Kay
Lol I'm just curious, how the hell did you know that?

He would always walk around the room and lean over our desks when he checked our papers and one day I turned and his ass was right in my face. He was wearing khackis and you could see it through his pants. A couple of the people behind me were laughing and I asked them, "Did you see it too?" and they all said, "Yeah he's wearing a thong." So I knew I wasn't just seeing things.

11-07-2002, 12:04 AM	#1
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	Teachers What is the weirdest teacher you ever had? I have had so many...But the worst was my 8th grade spanish teacher who came in to class either drunk or high and showed us these spanish movies with explicit sex scenes in them....and he didnt get fired till half the year was over..ah i hate him, he ruined my whole concept of spanish i think lol...

11-07-2002, 12:11 AM	#2
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¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	Freshman yr: Srta. Martell. Shes now Sra. Losee. She was a lil if you ask me, but still one of my FAVs. She had an Elmo doll that our class liked to torture. Our class (NOT me) gave her a hard time. Once..she stabbed herself in the eye with a pencil.....while wearing glasses. Sophomore yr: Mr.Hill. He was just......weird. He kinda distanced himself from the class and no one really liked him..but then all of a sudden he became like..cool to people. Anyone around NH/Mass would know about the guy who raised all the bulldogs to fight eachother in the basement. Ya...his wife was another spanish teacher @ our school. There were other strange teachers..but I didnt have them.
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11-07-2002, 07:18 AM	#8
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	This art teacher who I will have later on in the school year... ahhhhh. I think she's a schizophrenic which is fine but it gets freaky. She's in the hallway one day and to me is like "Spit out your gum" "Um...I don't have any" "Yes you do!" "No I don't!" opens mouth "See?" "I still say you have some. Go see the principal!" Well hell, she ain't gonna do nothing about it. She couldn't yell at me if she wanted to.... And ah ha...one of the Sped teachers at my school lit her car on fire and made everyone think it got stolen so she could collect the insurance money. Odd.
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11-07-2002, 04:57 PM	#11
Mr. Shy Guy Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 7,871	Well my last year Spanish Teacher was rather odd. She acts like she has lived in Mexico all her live and she hasn't even been there. And her car has all of these Mexican type things. Actully... everything of her's is kinda Mexican. That's kinda weird...I guess. And my Ecology teacher this year is a little odd. I mean if she is this boring and pathetic here, what does he/she (can't tell ) do at home. Not reall weird but oh well...who cares.
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11-07-2002, 12:15 AM	#4
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	10th grade: My art teacher. She was a lesbian which is fine..but she has this MESSED up hair do. Its all shaved down really closely and the rest is longer in the shape of like a ?. Its weird..she was kinda odd too.

11-07-2002, 12:38 AM	#5
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	I don't think I had any weird teachers but one teacher at my old school said something strange to me once. The school bus was late and some seventh grader told this teacher that I was being a rebel because he claimed I cut in front of him in line. Then the teacher asked me, "Are you being a rebel?" I know that there are stranger teachers who have been talked about so far but this particular teacher is the closest I can think of.

11-07-2002, 01:10 AM	#6
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	You know, I don't think I had any weird teachers. I've had a couple of cool teachers with a great sense of humor. I've had a few nice teachers. I've had some bitchy teachers. I've had a few teachers that did a few weird things, but the situation was so small that I wouldn't label them weird.

11-07-2002, 01:29 AM	#7
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ MISS APRIL Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: Parsonsfield ME Shaws - Screwing my way up the employment ladder! Posts: 68,780	Meangya, what is this?? I get all the nutcases??!?

11-07-2002, 05:15 PM	#12
~LadyJess~ Football Chick Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 15, 2002 Location: At the Shamrock doing shots with Mo Posts: 8,260	My geometry teacher last year was so weird. He was the worst teacher I ever had and he wore thongs. Yuck.
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11-07-2002, 05:26 PM	#13
AllIWantIsYourClutch peaceout. Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,424	Oh oh oh....my 8th grade CA teacher (Communication Arts...it's like English). She was the screwiest lady alive... The first day of school she demonstrated an incident when she dropped a piece of sausage down her shirt. She then took off her shoes and started jumping up and down, showing us how the sausage got out. Speaking of shoes, one day, she came to school with 2 different shoes on. She said she was trying them on to she which one she wanted to wear, but she forgot to change. She wore neon spandex pants EVERY SINGLE DAY. Once...ahaha this is the greatest....we were watching a movie or something and she turned off the lights and she went to shut the door and Mr. B...the teacher across the hall...goes "HEY! Turn on those lights over there!!!!" and she goes "Ahahaha no...we're havin' an orgy in here!!" AAAAHAHAHAHA that was hilarious. And once all the guys came in from gym with mud on their shoes and she called the office, made them bring down a vaccuum cleaner...then she vaccumed the classroom, and gave all the guys detentions. She was nuttier than a fruitcake.