Didja ever wonder...?

[W.J. Griffin]

Some things about most cartoon series always had me wondering...

1.)What was the REAL deal behind Quick-Draw Mc Graw and BaBa Looie's relationship?

2.)Why would the cartoon Fonz hang out with a couple of geeks like Richie and Ralph Malph in the first place?

3.)The real reason behind Shaggy and Scooby-Doo's erractic behaviour and constant gluttony?

4.) And while we're on the subject of "Scooby-Doo", what did Fred and Daphne do when they went off together?

5.) ...and isn't Fred a dead ringer for Alan on "Josie and the Pussycats"?

6.)...and didn't Alexander Cabot III sound and act a whole lot like Shaggy?

7.) Yogi, Boo-Boo, and Cindy Lou...what's REALLY going on here, anyway?

8.) Precious Pup...nah, we'll just leave that one be...

9.)...and we'll also ignore the various kinks going on on "Rocky & Bullwinkle" and "George of the Jungle"...

10.) What was Droopy doing in those lockers after he always got kissed by Red, anyway?

Something to think about, hmmm?

[W.J. Griffin]

* Why an aspiring rocker like Rick Springfield would agree to appear on a lame-o cartoon like 'Mission Magic" in the first place?

* And speaking of "Mission Magic", why didn't Miss Tickle's skirt fly up whenever she came in for a landing? (just wondering...)

* How come the animated Archie didn't have those hash-marks on the back of his head like he did in the comic books?

* And why have Pop Tate and Coach Kleats, but no Mr. Flutesnoot or Miss Beazley?

*...and what was the deal with Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda from the original "Sabrina" cartoon? If they didn't want people to know they were witches, why'd they DRESS like witches?

*What possible aid could Wendy, Marvin and Wonder Dog give to the Superfriends, anyway?

*And why didn't Fat Albert just sit on that jerk Rudy instead of letting him dis everybody all the time?

And finally...

* Why didn't Isis's skirt fly up every time SHE came in for a landing on the "Freedom Force" cartoon?

I'm just sayin'...

[dlemond]

Originally posted by W.J. Griffin
Some things about most cartoon series always had me wondering...

1.)What was the REAL deal behind Quick-Draw Mc Graw and BaBa Looie's relationship?

It was true love and unadulterated passion. Though BaBaLooie had been known to say that they don't call him Quickdraw for nothing.

2.)Why would the cartoon Fonz hang out with a couple of geeks like Richie and Ralph Malph in the first place?

Fonzie had a thing for redheads and he was in an experimental phase. Fonzie tested out his new stuff on Ralph and then he and Richie would spend "quality time".

3.)The real reason behind Shaggy and Scooby-Doo's erractic behaviour and constant gluttony?
Scooby Doobies Do!


4.) And while we're on the subject of "Scooby-Doo", what did Fred and Daphne do when they went off together?
Come on, what do you think they did?
They did each other's hair and nails.
I mean Fred wore an ascot, for crying out loud.

5.) ...and isn't Fred a dead ringer for Alan on "Josie and the Pussycats"?
Actually they were identical cousins, like Patty Duke.

6.)...and didn't Alexander Cabot III sound and act a whole lot like Shaggy?
And coincidently both sent out long distance dedications on American Top 40.

7.) Yogi, Boo-Boo, and Cindy Lou...what's REALLY going on here, anyway?
Well Yogi was good friends with Bob Crane, and learned a few pointers. Yogi made Boo-Boo his camera man (though known to object, with a "I don't know Yogi" once in a while), and Cindy Lou was a frequent participant. Her films were sold on ebay until they banned porn.

8.) Precious Pup...nah, we'll just leave that one be...

9.)...and we'll also ignore the various kinks going on on "Rocky & Bullwinkle" and "George of the Jungle"...

10.) What was Droopy doing in those lockers after he always got kissed by Red, anyway?
I think he was cleaning himself up, he and Quickdraw go to the same doctor for that problem.

Something to think about, hmmm? [/QUOTE]

[W.J. Griffin]

Dlemond, you are a maniac! (An' Ah means thet in a GOOD way!!)

[dlemond]

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

I'm available for parties and whenever smartass comments are needed.

Is smartass two words?

[W.J. Griffin]

Depends on what mood you're in...

[Steve Carras]

Originally posted by W.J. Griffin
Some things about most cartoon series always had me wondering...

Well, wonder away.

1.)What was the REAL deal behind Quick-Draw Mc Graw and BaBa Looie's relationship?

Uh....Howard Stern wasn't available?

2.)Why would the cartoon Fonz hang out with a couple of geeks like Richie and Ralph Malph in the first place?

Because Leather and Pinky weren't available (and maybe he was gay?)

3.)The real reason behind Shaggy and Scooby-Doo's erractic behaviour and constant gluttony?

Pot.No two ways arout rit.

4.) And while we're on the subject of "Scooby-Doo", what did Fred and Daphne do when they went off together?

Solve mysteries.What did VELMA and Daphne do..

5.) ...and isn't Fred a dead ringer for Alan on "Josie and the Pussycats"?

DUH! Only the voice actors are different (apologies to Jack Webb) to protect the not so innocent (Frank Welker for the former, Jerry Dexter-where is he now-for the latter)(I assume you know Fred came before Alan, well, HB's version)

6.)...and didn't Alexander Cabot III sound and act a whole lot like Shaggy?

DuH! Casey Kasem (that IS the way the name is spelt btw) did both voices.Though Shaggy was differently acting and sounding in a way from Alan M. See the SCOOBY mysteries when josie an the Pussycats are on the showboat with Scooby Doo. BTW have YOU ever noted how Gwen Stefani (listentin' to No Doubt right now), Cyndi Lauper and the Pussycats sound alike?

And Josie sound like Nancy from SHAZZAN!, Penelope Pitston and Judy Jetson? (all Janet Waldo characters and voices)
[quote]7.) Yogi, Boo-Boo, and Cindy Lou...what's REALLY going on here, anyway?

no comment

8.) Precious Pup...nah, we'll just leave that one be...

No comment

9.)...and we'll also ignore the various kinks going on on "Rocky & Bullwinkle" and "George of the Jungle"...

No comment

10.) What was Droopy doing in those lockers after he always got kissed by Red, anyway?

(UGH)

Something to think about, hmmm?

[Mikado]

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