The Honeymooners gang in a sand castle contest:

[Frank Gannucci]

The Honeymooners gang in a sand castle contest:

(Ralph & Ed are loading the car with luggage.)

Ralph: “Boy Norton! We are entering the Raccoon Sand Castle Contest in Cozumel, Mexico against the Raccoon Lodge Ladies Auxiliary and I’m the head of our team.”

Ed: “Your brain is as big as your stomach.”

Ralph: “Oh, you are a riot Norton. A real riot.”

(The ladies come down with their luggage.)

Ed: “Let’s fill it up with gas and point it towards Mexico.”

(They all laugh. They get in the car.)

Ralph (yells as they leave): “AND AWAY WE GO!”

(Days later they arrive via cruise to Cozumel, Mexico. They are on the beach.)

Alice: “Ralph, I told you having your castle so close to the water is a recipe for disaster.”

Ralph: “Now look Alice. I’m the brains of this bunch and what I say GOES. I am right all the time and when my castle beats yours, someone in this family will eat crow.”

Alice: “You will because you will eat anything.”

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP!”

(The boys build their castle next to the water. The boys eventually build a perfect castle. So do the girls. Just as the judges are about to judge, the tide comes in and wipes out the men’s castle.)

Male Judge: “Who is the dummy that thought it was a good idea to build a castle next to the water.”

Ed: “Ralph. I’m clean. As a sewer worker, I never thought I would hate water.”

Ralph (yells): “ARRRRRGH!”

Male Jydge: “First prize and winner goes to the ladies.”

Trixie: “Yes.”

Alice: “What do you have to say for yourself Ralph?”

Ralph (yells): “I GOT A BIIIIG MOUTH.”

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!”

(Crowd cheers.)