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Babes_Cat · 10-30-2002, 07:58 PM

Hilarious Definitions

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth
will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines!

Hehe: lol:

Chocoholic · 10-30-2002, 08:04 PM

LOL! That's a good one

Hollow · 10-30-2002, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

lol

Crimson and Clover · 10-30-2002, 08:10 PM

ISmellFine · 10-30-2002, 08:11 PM

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Kay Scarpetta · 10-30-2002, 09:10 PM

LOL cute

-*Forever*- · 10-30-2002, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

That one is great!

Cactus Jack · 10-30-2002, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
Hilarious Definitions

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth
will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines!

Hehe: lol:

OMG! Babes_Cat where did you get those? Igf u made em u they are hysterical

Stormtracker TF · 10-30-2002, 10:53 PM

Juss Like Jo Po · 10-31-2002, 07:36 AM

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FOLrocks1 · 11-01-2002, 04:45 PM

LOL! Those are great!

Impressions · 11-01-2002, 05:34 PM

Thanks for Sharing Them, LOL.

Plata · 11-01-2002, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babes_Cat

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines!

Those ones are great!

britt britt · 11-01-2002, 06:46 PM

LOL

10-30-2002, 07:58 PM	#1
Babes_Cat Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: massachusetts Posts: 34,145	Hilarious Definitions Hilarious Definitions ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines! Hehe: lol:

10-30-2002, 08:10 PM	#4
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10-30-2002, 08:11 PM	#5
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10-30-2002, 09:10 PM	#6
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10-30-2002, 10:53 PM	#9
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10-30-2002, 08:04 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	LOL! That's a good one

10-31-2002, 07:36 AM	#10
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11-01-2002, 12:30 PM	#11
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11-01-2002, 04:45 PM	#12
FOLrocks1 My favorite ladies! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,103	LOL! Those are great!
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11-01-2002, 05:34 PM	#13
Impressions She died the way she lived Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 08, 2002 Posts: 4,640	Thanks for Sharing Them, LOL.

11-01-2002, 06:46 PM	#15
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