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Chocoholic · 10-28-2002, 08:04 PM

This test will determine whether or not you are a psychopath. If you answer the question wrong, then you are normal. But if you answer it correctly, you are a psychopath. Here is the question...

A woman met a man at her mother's funeral. He was tall, dark, handsome, and rich: everything she wanted in a man. She couldn't get the courage to ask him out or anything. A few days later, she murdered her sister. Why?

Scroll down to see if you're a psychopath.

A little more....

Are you SURE you want to know if you're crazy or not?

She killed her sister so she might see the man again at that funeral.

Georgia's on my Mind · 10-28-2002, 08:09 PM

omg

Ima physchopath!

Brian Damage · 10-28-2002, 08:10 PM

I think I'm a psychopath because that's the first thing that jumped into my mind!

callmetootie · 10-28-2002, 08:12 PM

I did kill my 2 sisters, niece, and about 20 of their friends and parents. Oh yeah...I forgot....I'm Michael Myers!!!!!

FOLrocks1 · 10-28-2002, 08:51 PM

Nope, sorry, I got it wrong.....

LOL

britt britt · 10-28-2002, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by FOLrocks1
Nope, sorry, I got it wrong..... LOL

me too. lol

*Marilyn Monroe* · 10-28-2002, 09:39 PM

I got it wrong. Darn...I'm not a psychopath. *sigh* maybe some other time...

-*Forever*- · 10-28-2002, 10:09 PM

I'm normal, goddamn it

Blair85 · 10-28-2002, 10:24 PM

Whew! I didn't know it. I know I'm a little nutz but at least I'm not a physcopath sp?..phy... WEll hell, I can't even spell it LOL. No, I was thinking the man was the sister's husband or something.

Titania · 10-28-2002, 11:04 PM

well...i think i am because that was my first thought.

my other thought was that her sister was engaged to him or something.
I think that makes me worse than a pyschopath...

DarleneIllyria · 10-28-2002, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by Blair85
No, I was thinking the man was the sister's husband or something.

That's what I was thinking too.

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 10-28-2002, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by callmetootie
I did kill my 2 sisters, niece, and about 20 of their friends and parents. Oh yeah...I forgot....I'm Michael Myers!!!!!

.. not funny...

I though it was her sisters husband.. guess i'm normal

sara · 10-29-2002, 02:40 AM

I got it wrong, but I came up with and answer that is even odder. I thought that she and her sister were siamese twins. She didn't have the nerve to talk to him, because her sister didn't like him. So she killed her so she could be free to date him. However if her sister died, she would probably die too. I guess that doesn't work out to well. But since I came up with a stranger endding I wonder what that make me.

Faith · 10-29-2002, 07:05 AM

i guess I am a psychopath

Kay Scarpetta · 10-29-2002, 05:00 PM

I'm normal. Woo hoo.

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10-28-2002, 08:04 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Are you a psychopath? This test will determine whether or not you are a psychopath. If you answer the question wrong, then you are normal. But if you answer it correctly, you are a psychopath. Here is the question... A woman met a man at her mother's funeral. He was tall, dark, handsome, and rich: everything she wanted in a man. She couldn't get the courage to ask him out or anything. A few days later, she murdered her sister. Why? Scroll down to see if you're a psychopath. A little more.... Are you SURE you want to know if you're crazy or not? She killed her sister so she might see the man again at that funeral.
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10-28-2002, 08:10 PM	#3
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	I think I'm a psychopath because that's the first thing that jumped into my mind!
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10-28-2002, 08:12 PM	#4
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	I did kill my 2 sisters, niece, and about 20 of their friends and parents. Oh yeah...I forgot....I'm Michael Myers!!!!!
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10-28-2002, 08:51 PM	#5
FOLrocks1 My favorite ladies! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 09, 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 4,103	Nope, sorry, I got it wrong..... LOL
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10-28-2002, 08:09 PM	#2
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	omg Ima physchopath!

10-28-2002, 09:39 PM	#7
Marilyn Monroe Diamonds... Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 24, 2001 Location: Where gentlemen actually prefer brunettes Posts: 4,811	I got it wrong. Darn...I'm not a psychopath. sigh maybe some other time...
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10-28-2002, 10:09 PM	#8
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10-28-2002, 10:24 PM	#9
Blair85 Emmaline Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2000 Location: U.S. Posts: 1,076	Whew! I didn't know it. I know I'm a little nutz but at least I'm not a physcopath sp?..phy... WEll hell, I can't even spell it LOL. No, I was thinking the man was the sister's husband or something.

10-28-2002, 11:04 PM	#10
Titania a part of that Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Posts: 3,694	well...i think i am because that was my first thought. my other thought was that her sister was engaged to him or something. I think that makes me worse than a pyschopath...
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10-29-2002, 02:40 AM	#13
sara Member Senior Member Join Date: May 21, 2002 Location: grandville michigan Posts: 2,296	I got it wrong, but I came up with and answer that is even odder. I thought that she and her sister were siamese twins. She didn't have the nerve to talk to him, because her sister didn't like him. So she killed her so she could be free to date him. However if her sister died, she would probably die too. I guess that doesn't work out to well. But since I came up with a stranger endding I wonder what that make me.
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10-29-2002, 07:05 AM	#14
Faith Internet Junkie Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 07, 2002 Location: HELL Posts: 9,879	i guess I am a psychopath

10-29-2002, 05:00 PM	#15
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	I'm normal. Woo hoo.
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